sparkling husband primitive suffering rectal tenesmus

[franksolich]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1393875

Oh my.

Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-30-11 07:14 PM
Original message
 
I'm so glad the long, dreadful wait is over.

Today we learn that pretty much all the torture investigations are over and nobody's guilty of anything. Wow. I mean, what kind of country would we be if we dragged our torturers through the spectacle of a trial? What sort of respect would we command if we couldn't protect our truest, most zealous patriots?




In case it isn't clear, this was sarcasm in the extreme.

And in case that last statement got missed, there's this: sarcasm

fascisthunter  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-30-11 07:16 PM
Response to Original message
 
1. America Condones Torture

[delilahmused]

Stinky (and I mean this in the nicest possible way), **** YOU AND THE CAT BOX YOU RODE IN ON!

Cindie

[Traveshamockery]

Correction:  The democrats condone torture.  We have been living it since January 20, 2009 and we will have to be tortured for another 1-1/2 years because of primitive stupidity.   

[franksolich]

Correction:  The democrats condone torture.  We have been living it since January 20, 2009 and we will have to be tortured for another 1-1/2 years because of primitive stupidity.   

Uh huh.

[MoshMasterD]

Stinky (and I mean this in the nicest possible way), **** YOU AND THE CAT BOX YOU RODE IN ON!

Cindie

Why be nice anyways?  He really faked a heart attack.

[Skul]

The smelly buffoon seriously needs to keep his knees together.

[AllosaursRus]

Stinky (and I mean this in the nicest possible way), **** YOU AND THE CAT BOX YOU RODE IN ON!

Cindie

Hehehehe! I read the title and thought the cat had turned the tables on ol' Stinky and it was stickin' its paws up his butt for a change!

Alas, the cat isn't that lucky! Nice to see StinkFinger is his usual patriotic self, ain't it? ****in' prick!

[BlueStateSaint]

Hehehehe! I read the title and thought the cat had turned the tables on ol' Stinky and it was stickin' its paws up his butt for a change!

AR, there are things a cat won't do, ya know what I mean?

[franksolich]

Why be nice anyways?  He really faked a heart attack.

You know, sir, I'm really loath to disagree, but I wonder.

The sparkling husband primitive, of Italian derivation, is 6'3" tall, or nearly so, and right now, he's 66 years old, or only a few months away from that.  Circa 220 pounds, unless he's gained more since mentioning that.

His physician wants him to drop twenty pounds.  Actually, the sparkling husband primitive's physician wants him to drop 40+ pounds, but physicians know enough to not "demand" "too much" from patients; losing twenty pounds is better than losing no pounds at all.

And being a caporegime for the d'Alessandro crime family of Baltimore/San Francisco is not exactly a stress-free job. 

And there's a chemical element involved here; the sparkling husband primitive has a large life-insurance policy, and the sparkling husband primitive's wife has the hots for the horsey Mrs. Tutweiler down the street.

If I were the sparkling husband primitive, I'd be, uh, kind of leery about what the wife puts into my cocktails.

So I suspect it's reasonable he had a heart-attack, probably a minor one, but a heart-attack nonetheless.

[GOBUCKS]

And there's a chemical element involved here; the sparkling husband primitive has a large life-insurance policy, and the sparkling husband primitive's wife has the hots for the horsey Mrs. Tutweiler down the street.

Your mention of Sparkly's repeated chemical assaults on what's-his-name made me wonder if she was inspired by having lurked here:
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,60536.msg707148.html#new

But I guess it's unlikely she'd let him get that close.

[dandi]

lumberjack_jeff  (1000+ posts)      Fri Jul-01-11 11:45 AM
Response to Reply #9
12. There's a troublesome thought.
 Torture will be legal so long as Obama is in the White House - and will likely be prosecuted when he's not.

I'm not a single issue voter, but on the topic of torture, I'm close.

I have to ask yet again - of all the suffering, injustice, atrocities, disease, famine, and tragedy of all manner occurring around the globe 24/7, why is it you plant your flag on the hill of a few murderous psychopaths who have had water poured over their faces? Murderers who would move you to the head of the execution line, given the chance.

I notice that when some misfortune, illness, assault, death, whatever, befalls a political opponent of yours right here in your own country, the popular response is, "Well, I'm not going to mourn for him" or "I'm not losing any sleep over it" or some blathering about "karma" if not outright celebration. Why the Oprah-level empathy for the enemies of your country while demonstrating utter callousness toward your own countrymen? 

[AllosaursRus]

I have to ask yet again - of all the suffering, injustice, atrocities, disease, famine, and tragedy of all manner occurring around the globe 24/7, why is it you plant your flag on the hill of a few murderous psychopaths who have had water poured over their faces? Murderers who would move you to the head of the execution line, given the chance.

I notice that when some misfortune, illness, assault, death, whatever, befalls a political opponent of yours right here in your own country, the popular response is, "Well, I'm not going to mourn for him" or "I'm not losing any sleep over it" or some blathering about "karma" if not outright celebration. Why the Oprah-level empathy for the enemies of your country while demonstrating utter callousness toward your own countrymen? 

For the same reason they donate to PETA yet celebrate the murder of 40,000 infants a year as a woman's right to choose!