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Woman banned from every WalMart in America for life
« on: June 30, 2011, 10:54:40 AM »
Boise - Extreme couponing appears to be a growing trend and in the current state of our nation's economy, who can blame coupon lovers for wanting to save money? Apparently WalMart can.
A Boise, Idaho woman claims she has been banned for life from the conglomerate retail chain, WalMart. It wasn't just one store that barred her from shopping there, but every store in the United States. The reason it happened was an argument over coupons.
April Cuevas, who has taken up the appropriately-titled hobby of "extreme couponing" in order to save money, stated that she was informed WalMart's policy known as "Ad Match" had undergone changes the previous week. As such, she took it upon herself to discuss these matters with one of the store managers and see if she could get a better grasp on the concept.
She also decided to video record it all on her iPhone - from which an argument transpired.
According to a statement to Fox 12 Idaho, Cuevas said "the action wasn't welcomed by the WalMart manager..." who told her she had to "...pay full price [for] the groceries or leave." Cuevas complied with the order, but after that strange happenings began to take place.

Read more: http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/308315#ixzz1Qm800yif


As the readers' comments point out there must be more to this story than we are being told.



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Re: Woman banned from every WalMart in America for life
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2011, 11:10:57 AM »
What?!?  Are you intimating that an American journalist would only tell half (Or less) of a story, just to make it more sensationalistic?  Why, this is inconceivable!

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Re: Woman banned from every WalMart in America for life
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2011, 11:16:45 AM »
What?!?  Are you intimating that an American journalist would only tell half (Or less) of a story, just to make it more sensationalistic?  Why, this is inconceivable!

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I hesitated to do so, knowing the esteem in which the media is held in the US.  :-)



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Re: Woman banned from every WalMart in America for life
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2011, 11:19:09 AM »
Well, April ought to look at the good side of things.

She doesn't have to run into that myriad of people with "Fart Loading" emblazoned on the back of their T-shirts; or some who are extremely hefty with tramp stamps stitched onto their 4th or 5th fat rolls.

I mean, going to Walmart usually means witnessing yet another outrage from people who are clueless about themselves and the way they look.
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Re: Woman banned from every WalMart in America for life
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2011, 11:27:31 AM »
Well, April ought to look at the good side of things.

She doesn't have to run into that myriad of people with "Fart Loading" emblazoned on the back of their T-shirts; or some who are extremely hefty with tramp stamps stitched onto their 4th or 5th fat rolls.

I mean, going to Walmart usually means witnessing yet another outrage from people who are clueless about themselves and the way they look.

Screw you, Euph!

Let the record reflect my "tramp stamp" goes no higher than my THIRD roll of back tits, I've never worn a thong INSIDE a WalMart, and "Fart Loading"?  Screw that, I prefer doing a little cropdusting and letting the folks behind me fight for air!  Fair warning is for pussies!
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Re: Woman banned from every WalMart in America for life
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2011, 11:30:33 AM »
Screw you, Euph!

Let the record reflect my "tramp stamp" goes no higher than my THIRD roll of back tits, I've never worn a thong INSIDE a WalMart, and "Fart Loading"?  Screw that, I prefer doing a little cropdusting and letting the folks behind me fight for air!  Fair warning is for pussies!

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« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2011, 11:38:47 AM »
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I can tell you're in a great mood, Sparky.

Scoobie was dropping the girl child off with relatives out of state and is driving back today.

So pissed I was sleeping alone last night, happy she'll be home when I get home from work.
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Re: Woman banned from every WalMart in America for life
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2011, 11:41:58 AM »
I hesitated to do so, knowing the esteem in which the media is held in the US.  :-)

Is it held in higher esteem over there?  :???:
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Re: Woman banned from every WalMart in America for life
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2011, 11:43:03 AM »
Scoobie was dropping the girl child off with relatives out of state and is driving back today.

So pissed I was sleeping alone last night, happy she'll be home when I get home from work.

Maybe you oughta don your "Fart Loading" T-shirt and head to Wally World to unload before Scoob gets home. It's really the humane thing to do, yunno.  :lmao:
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Re: Woman banned from every WalMart in America for life
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2011, 12:51:29 PM »
Is it held in higher esteem over there?  :???:
No, not at all. I can't imagine the situation is much different anywhere.



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Re: Woman banned from every WalMart in America for life
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2011, 01:14:33 PM »
No, not at all. I can't imagine the situation is much different anywhere.

Journalism is truly an international profession, because it is equally stupid, biased, and distorted everywhere.  The facts it mangles, and in which direction, differ, but the approach is the same.
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Re: Woman banned from every WalMart in America for life
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2011, 01:44:55 PM »
Journalism is truly an international profession, because it is equally stupid, biased, and distorted everywhere.  The facts it mangles, and in which direction, differ, but the approach is the same.

You know, at the rate things are going with journalist and politicians, used car salesmen will soon be rating up there somewhere near "The Pope".
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Re: Woman banned from every WalMart in America for life
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2011, 02:50:16 PM »
You know, at the rate things are going with journalist and politicians, used car salesmen will soon be rating up there somewhere near "The Pope".

Where do lawyers fit in that heirarchy? Just beneath Sewer Technicians?

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Re: Woman banned from every WalMart in America for life
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2011, 03:53:15 PM »
Scoobie was dropping the girl child off with relatives out of state and is driving back today.

So pissed I was sleeping alone last night, happy she'll be home when I get home from work.


Why Sparky....you just made my heart soar!!!  :tongue:

Seriously, so happy for both of you!!  :yahoo:
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