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Offline compaqxp

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How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
« on: June 28, 2011, 04:21:24 PM »
He's either a Darwin award hopeful or preparing for the zombie apocalypse. Either way....

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHuJGhe4oGw&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

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Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2011, 04:44:18 PM »
wasn't he in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ????

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Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2011, 06:51:54 PM »
Frelling idiot.  That took more energy than just doing it the normal way. :mental:

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Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2011, 06:53:49 PM »
Must have been a Canadian idea......
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Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2011, 06:56:03 PM »
Does that waste of skin realize what would happen if that chainsaw bounced off of that hedge one time? :hammer:






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Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2011, 07:16:28 PM »
Does that waste of skin sperm realize what would happen if that chainsaw bounced off of that hedge one time? :hammer:

Somehow, I don't think so.
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Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2011, 08:33:47 PM »
His Mama has to be so proud.
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Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2011, 09:56:08 PM »
Hopefully, he has no offspring...
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Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2011, 10:07:44 PM »
Hopefully, he has no offspring...

At the rate he's going, there won't be any so no worries.  :-)

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Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2011, 10:53:26 PM »
Check out some of his other vids...

Given the amount of crap on TV today it'd not surprise me if this guy got his own show.

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Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2011, 02:48:13 PM »
Check out some of his other vids...

Given the amount of crap on TV today it'd not surprise me if this guy got his own show.


Too late; he's been a recurring contributor to Bill Engvall's show for years now. CMT airs it, I believe. :popcorn:
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Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2011, 03:04:01 PM »
Too late; he's been a recurring contributor to Bill Engvall's show for years now. CMT airs it, I believe. :popcorn:

im not sure if this suicide jockey can GIT R DONE

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Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2011, 03:05:24 PM »
im not sure if this suicide jockey can GIT R DONE

I'm pretty sure he had to set his SIGN down in order to shoot that video.

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Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2011, 03:26:05 PM »
I'm pretty sure he had to set his SIGN down in order to shoot that video.


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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5ZkdHImCuQ[/youtube]

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Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2011, 12:17:20 PM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbK9eybE35E[/youtube]
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Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2011, 12:44:47 PM »


power tools are no laffing matter

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Re: How NOT To Trim Your Hedges
« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2011, 01:00:57 PM »
Looks like some of my neighbors.
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