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Offline Vagabond

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Dorkio's list needs help.
« on: June 28, 2011, 11:35:04 AM »
Mr. Dorkio fifty things he can'tdo on DU.
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MrScorpio  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jun-27-11 10:08 PM
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50 Things That I'm Not Allowed To Do On DU... 
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1.   Not Funny

2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9.....

A lotta crap in between.

42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49
 
50. Do not attempt to bring humor into GD.

Humor?  DU doesn't do humor.  Ah, hell, he needs a lot of help here,really.

I'll start.

Things you can't do on DU:

1.  Mention, even sertipously, conservative cave or conservative underground.

2.  Tell Lioness that if you were a lesbian you'd look at yourself in the mirror all day.

3.  Mention that AIDS is a avoidable disease.

4.  Refer to the current administration as "Obama-lama and the Ding Dongs."

5.  Point out that ruining public buildings with permanant marker doesn't win friends and influence people.

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Eh, it's a start

 
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Offline jukin

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Re: Dorkio's list needs help.
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2011, 11:54:52 AM »
Have there been over a 100,000 pizzas delivered at the DUmp yet?
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When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.

Offline Karin

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Re: Dorkio's list needs help.
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2011, 12:50:49 PM »
Groan.  I hate it when they try to be funny.  It's cringe-inducing. 

What's an IPA?
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Re: Dorkio's list needs help.
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2011, 02:22:52 PM »
Quote from: Karin on June 28, 2011, 12:50:49 PM
Groan.  I hate it when they try to be funny.  It's cringe-inducing. 

What's an IPA?

India Pale Ale.
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Capitalism is based on self-interest and self-esteem; it holds integrity and trustworthiness as cardinal virtues and makes them pay off in the marketplace, thus demanding that men survive by means of virtue, not vices. It is this superlatively moral system that the welfare statists propose to improve upon by means of preventative law, snooping bureaucrats, and the chronic goad of fear.
 - Alan Greenspan, The Assault on Integrity (1963)

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Re: Dorkio's list needs help.
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2011, 02:55:17 PM »
Quote from: Karin on June 28, 2011, 12:50:49 PM
Groan.  I hate it when they try to be funny.  It's cringe-inducing. 

What's an IPA?
Brusha, brusha, brusha,
New Ipana toothpaste.

No one here remembers that.
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Offline Karin

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Re: Dorkio's list needs help.
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2011, 02:57:48 PM »
I don't.  Yr old.   :lmao:
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Re: Dorkio's list needs help.
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2011, 03:20:00 PM »
Quote from: Karin on June 28, 2011, 02:57:48 PM
I don't.  Yr old.   :lmao:
The jingle was sung by Bucky Beaver, the spokesrodent for Ipana toothpaste.
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Offline thundley4

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Re: Dorkio's list needs help.
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2011, 04:12:20 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 28, 2011, 03:20:00 PM
The jingle was sung by Bucky Beaver, the spokesrodent for Ipana toothpaste.

Never heard of it.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0po-g28uTg[/youtube]
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Re: Dorkio's list needs help.
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2011, 07:00:48 PM »
Another thing you cannot do on DU:

Tell the truth about socialism, about how it is a parasitical system that relies on capitalism to create the wealth to redistribute.

The Marxists who see socialism and communism as the be all and end all of "freedom" would be in for a rude shock if their misguided efforts were successful. Or maybe they wouldn't... universal destitution is the ultimate in egalitarianism.
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Capitalism is based on self-interest and self-esteem; it holds integrity and trustworthiness as cardinal virtues and makes them pay off in the marketplace, thus demanding that men survive by means of virtue, not vices. It is this superlatively moral system that the welfare statists propose to improve upon by means of preventative law, snooping bureaucrats, and the chronic goad of fear.
 - Alan Greenspan, The Assault on Integrity (1963)
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