I can see it now.
Couple hundred moles, and three DUmmies. 
Think about it...we could troll the meeting. We could gather in a group with a lookout for when a DUmmie got close, and we could say in a low voice...
"Reagan was right!"
"Socialism has failed."
"That's so gay."
Hugo Chavez is a tard"
"There's a mole here..."
"Da*n Muslims! haven't trusted them since 9-11"
"Have you heard the good News about Jesus?"
And when the DUmmie skids to a halt, we switch back to democrat talk...Wait. What?
and we could switch name tags so if we got kicked out, real DUmmies would get the pizza and not our moles.
By the way, I'll reveal myself to the world. I'm Taverner!