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Offline Gina

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Caption this!
« on: June 24, 2011, 12:29:37 PM »





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"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

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« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2011, 12:45:06 PM »
You like my see through pants that much?
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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2011, 12:51:34 PM »
Hmmmm mine sounded racist  :lmao:  I was picturing them in the bedroom roleplaying  :naughty: 






"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2011, 01:05:28 PM »
Hmmmm mine sounded racist  :lmao:  I was picturing them in the bedroom roleplaying  :naughty: 

Well, she is checking out his ding dong.  :rotf:  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2011, 01:07:39 PM »
   Can I get fries with that??

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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2011, 01:15:42 PM »
Excuse me sir, can I see your dang a lang?
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2011, 01:36:01 PM »

Pickpocket team saves US Economy.

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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2011, 04:17:49 PM »






I got two:



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« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2011, 06:41:12 PM »






"An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer." Phillip of Macedonia, father to Alexander.

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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2011, 04:33:02 AM »

At last Michelle understood why some men cannot wear shorts.





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« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2011, 06:48:42 AM »
 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Mr. Mannn






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« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2011, 01:41:28 PM »




So THATS what a real Black Man looks like!"


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« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2011, 01:54:52 PM »
"Thunder Thighs and Lightening Rod"
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« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2011, 03:34:45 PM »
Arsenio Hall, live from South Africa.

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« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2011, 04:40:59 PM »
Michelle:  "Is that thing real?  I gotsta know."

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« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2011, 04:50:55 PM »
AND I MARRIED A LIMP DICK !!!


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« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2011, 06:11:21 PM »
Now that's a pair, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!!!

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« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2011, 07:11:22 PM »


"Barack said it was just a myth, but honey that ain't no myth down there."

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« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2011, 07:27:11 PM »
oooooooooooooooooooooooooo, where is the whip cream and the hot fudge when i need it????? :-)
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