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Offline Skul

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Big laugh of the year
« on: June 24, 2011, 12:12:01 PM »
Open todays mail a few minutes ago.
A couple of course were junk mail.
One of which was from a mobile phone outfit.
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Openig line..
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Dear Fellow Progessive.
That got a small snort.

Following line...
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I'd like you to take a close look at your phone company, and ask yourself this: Did my phone company help send the TEA Party to Washington?
Gee, yes, I certainly hope they did.

More...
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The TEA Party politicians have launched radical legislation, including dangerous ideas like redefining rape, defunding the EPA, dismantling the Department of Education, and more.
Cool, although your rape thing is a total fabrication.

The lies and inueno continue.

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And yes, you'll know that your new phone is fighting the TEA Party's agenda in Washington.
(signed by company official)


I'm due to renew my cell phone, and guess what, Mr. Mikey Kisshit..President of un-named socialist Sellphone.....it's sure not going to be with you.
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Re: Big laugh of the year
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2011, 12:18:17 PM »
We need to know the name of the company. You may be in a test market.
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Re: Big laugh of the year
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2011, 12:24:46 PM »
I wanna know!!!!! :panic:
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Re: Big laugh of the year
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2011, 01:33:26 PM »
Why can't you mention the name? I think it's important to NOT support companies that support causes detrimental to this country. It's why I will never buy Progressive insurance, despite Flo's folksy style.

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Re: Big laugh of the year
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2011, 01:42:25 PM »
http://archives.right-thinking.com/index.php/weblog/trackbacks/19927/

Funny.  If they are a Sprint re-seller, I wonder who Sprint donates to.  That's like AARP selling United Healthcare policies (they do) while fighting Big Insurance and backing Obama's horrible healthcare laws.
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Re: Big laugh of the year
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2011, 01:43:26 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on June 24, 2011, 01:33:26 PM
Why can't you mention the name? I think it's important to NOT support companies that support causes detrimental to this country. It's why I will never buy Progressive insurance, despite Flo's folksy style.

Cindie

Flo, for me, was one of the biggest factors in favor of pitching the damned idiot box out of the house by it's rabbit ears 2-1/2 years ago.  My life has been ever so much less stressful since I don't have to hear that annoying woman any more.
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Re: Big laugh of the year
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2011, 02:28:51 PM »
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One of which was from a mobile phone outfit.
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Why not?
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Re: Big laugh of the year
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2011, 03:14:26 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on June 24, 2011, 01:43:26 PM
Flo, for me, was one of the biggest factors in favor of pitching the damned idiot box out of the house by it's rabbit ears 2-1/2 years ago.  My life has been ever so much less stressful since I don't have to hear that annoying woman any more.
If I could get comparable internet service and NOT be required to buy cable TV or pay for an unused phone line, I'd be perfectly happy.
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Re: Big laugh of the year
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2011, 03:34:35 PM »
Didn't wish to give them any recognition.
Anyway, Their initials are... CREDO Mobile.
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Re: Big laugh of the year
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2011, 03:51:58 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on June 24, 2011, 01:43:26 PM
Flo, for me, was one of the biggest factors in favor of pitching the damned idiot box out of the house by it's rabbit ears 2-1/2 years ago.  My life has been ever so much less stressful since I don't have to hear that annoying woman any more.

That ugly, smarmy, unfunny bitch Flo (aka Stephanie Courtney) is a complete turnoff for us as we dive for the mute button.  :badmood: :redbird: :chairshot:
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Re: Big laugh of the year
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2011, 03:55:44 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on June 24, 2011, 01:42:25 PM
http://archives.right-thinking.com/index.php/weblog/trackbacks/19927/

Funny.  If they are a Sprint re-seller, I wonder who Sprint donates to.  That's like AARP selling United Healthcare policies (they do) while fighting Big Insurance and backing Obama's horrible healthcare laws.

They don't just sell those policies, they push them!
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Re: Big laugh of the year
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2011, 04:13:50 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on June 24, 2011, 03:55:44 PM
They don't just sell those policies, they push them!

They can push them up as high as they'll go.
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Re: Big laugh of the year
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2011, 04:30:55 PM »
If I remember correctly, AARP was founded by an insurance company.
Think it was in the thirties.
Gee, I wonder why they would do that? :whatever: :-)
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Re: Big laugh of the year
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2011, 08:05:58 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on June 24, 2011, 03:14:26 PM
If I could get comparable internet service and NOT be required to buy cable TV or pay for an unused phone line, I'd be perfectly happy.


That is called a Smart Phone.
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Re: Big laugh of the year
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2011, 08:08:15 PM »
Do they have data-only plans?  I already have two phones... I don't need a third.
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Re: Big laugh of the year
« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2011, 08:28:48 PM »
Not positive but my partner at work is deaf and he has one. I don't know why he would have anything but data. But again, I don't know for sure.
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Re: Big laugh of the year
« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2011, 08:54:00 PM »
I just googled "data only smartphone" and found several sites and providers who do that. I would link one of them, but I don't know the rules of linking websites here, so just google what I did and you will find it.
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Re: Big laugh of the year
« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2011, 09:05:07 PM »
Quote from: Skul on June 24, 2011, 12:12:01 PM
Open todays mail a few minutes ago.
A couple of course were junk mail.
One of which was from a mobile phone outfit.
(Won't post name here)
Openig line..That got a small snort.

Following line...Gee, yes, I certainly hope they did.

More...Cool, although your rape thing is a total fabrication.

The lies and inueno continue.

Finally ends up with...

I'm due to renew my cell phone, and guess what, Mr. Mikey Kisshit..President of un-named socialist Sellphone.....it's sure not going to be with you.

I get those from time to time in my email because I have a mole/troll on the island. You are actually receiving delivered hard copy mail? Must be that you're a donating member?  :tongue:
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Re: Big laugh of the year
« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2011, 05:29:32 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on June 24, 2011, 03:14:26 PM
If I could get comparable internet service and NOT be required to buy cable TV or pay for an unused phone line, I'd be perfectly happy.


Depending on where you live, you might want to check out clear.com.  They offer 4G wireless internet.
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Re: Big laugh of the year
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