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Pedro Picasso thinks dildos are cool
« on: June 24, 2011, 10:59:29 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1355798

Oh my.

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Atman  (1000+ posts)        Fri Jun-24-11 11:30 AM
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There is a dildo ad on the home page of DU. Cool.

And no, I'm not talking about a campaign ad for Rick Santorum...it's an actual sex toy ad, for "environmentally responsible" sex toys.

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Zywiec (1000+ posts)      Fri Jun-24-11 11:32 AM
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1. Unrec'd for the weekly complaint about ads.

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MADem (1000+ posts)      Fri Jun-24-11 11:35 AM
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3. "Cool" doesn't sound like a "complaint" to me...

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mysuzuki2  (872 posts)        Fri Jun-24-11 11:50 AM
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9. One thing I don't get about the sex toy pictured in the ad - which end is which?

One feels for Mrs. Pedro Picasso, because she never gets the real thing, apparently.
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Re: Pedro Picasso thinks dildos are cool
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2011, 11:05:31 AM »
Environmentally responsible? So how does that work, are they like wood or cucumber?

Used? :p
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Re: Pedro Picasso thinks dildos are cool
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2011, 11:11:36 AM »
Pedro thinks they're cool because they're among the few things he can draw.
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Re: Pedro Picasso thinks dildos are cool
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2011, 11:12:51 AM »
well to be honest i can understand him thinking they are cool and liking them, as i actually like my wife and partner and think shes cool, so its no reach that he feels the same about his partner.
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Re: Pedro Picasso thinks dildos are cool
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2011, 11:18:30 AM »
Pedro Picasso has done too many jump-squats on a fireplug. :banghead:
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Re: Pedro Picasso thinks dildos are cool
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2011, 11:24:44 AM »
A dildo is more useful than Atman.  He knows it, and he's jealous.
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Re: Pedro Picasso thinks dildos are cool
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2011, 12:16:07 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 24, 2011, 11:24:44 AM
A dildo is more useful than Atman.  He knows it, and he's jealous.
                             :lol: :lol:
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Re: Pedro Picasso thinks dildos are cool
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2011, 12:35:25 PM »
Quote from: vadawg on June 24, 2011, 11:12:51 AM
well to be honest i can understand him thinking they are cool and liking them, as i actually like my wife and partner and think shes cool, so its no reach that he feels the same about his partner.

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Re: Pedro Picasso thinks dildos are cool
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2011, 12:40:11 PM »
What's the difference between a dildo and Pedro?
A dildo actually has the potential to please a woman.

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Re: Pedro Picasso thinks dildos are cool
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2011, 12:40:40 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on June 24, 2011, 12:40:11 PM
What's the difference between a dildo and Pedro?
A dildo actually has the potential to please a woman.



My thoughts exactly, sir, but you said it better.
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Re: Pedro Picasso thinks dildos are cool
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2011, 12:42:53 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on June 24, 2011, 12:40:11 PM
What's the difference between a dildo and Pedro?
A dildo actually has the potential to please a woman.



Hence, what I posted above.  Plus, a dildo is smarter than Assman.
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Re: Pedro Picasso thinks dildos are cool
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2011, 12:44:33 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 24, 2011, 12:40:40 PM
My thoughts exactly, sir, but you said it better.

I thought of another comment, but decided not post it since we have several ladies on this site.  :-)
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Re: Pedro Picasso thinks dildos are cool
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2011, 01:13:41 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on June 24, 2011, 12:40:11 PM
What's the difference between a dildo and Pedro?
A dildo actually has the potential to please a woman.



Yeah, but if it's a democrat woman even the dildo would need Viagra.

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Re: Pedro Picasso thinks dildos are cool
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2011, 01:15:51 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on June 24, 2011, 01:13:41 PM
Yeah, but if it's a democrat woman even the dildo would need Viagra.

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mayby not viagra but at least she would have to wear a walmart bag on her head, you know the one with the happy face on it.
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Re: Pedro Picasso thinks dildos are cool
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2011, 01:18:25 PM »
Oh my.

A lot of lurking primitives have been reading this thread.

One wonders if one of them's from Connecticut.
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Re: Pedro Picasso thinks dildos are cool
« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2011, 01:29:29 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 24, 2011, 01:18:25 PM
Oh my.

A lot of lurking primitives have been reading this thread.

One wonders if one of them's from Connecticut.
I doubt Pedro misses a single thread here.

He has little or nothing to do at Mission Control.
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Re: Pedro Picasso thinks dildos are cool
« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2011, 01:32:28 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on June 24, 2011, 01:13:41 PM
Yeah, but if it's a democrat woman even the dildo would need Viagra.

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I'm at a loss for words over that one. :rotf: :lmao: :cheersmate:
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Re: Pedro Picasso thinks dildos are cool
« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2011, 01:33:56 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 24, 2011, 01:29:29 PM
I doubt Pedro misses a single thread here.

He has little or nothing to do at Mission Control.

And I'll bet he's seething with rage because he can't yell at us from Skins's island.

Poor Pedro.
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Re: Pedro Picasso thinks dildos are cool
« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2011, 02:24:05 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on June 24, 2011, 12:40:11 PM
What's the difference between a dildo and Pedro?
A dildo actually has the potential to please a woman.

I was going to say that a dildo won't follow you around after you're done using it but, yeah, that works, too.   :-)
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Re: Pedro Picasso thinks dildos are cool
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2011, 04:10:24 PM »
So maybe Pedro can stick the 'Head of State" up his rectal aperture?
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Re: Pedro Picasso thinks dildos are cool
« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2011, 05:20:37 PM »
Nuhh-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Atman !
Nuhh-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Atman !
Nuhh-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Atman !
Atman ! Atman ! Atman !
Nuhh-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Atmaaaaaaann !

This should really come as no surprise, as Atman & Robin were the original Ambiguously Gay Duo....
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