Dreamer Tatum zaps Taverner

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The Koch brothers are saintly philanthropists so please stop attacking them    nonperson     Jun-23-11 12:37 PM      #0
   Ummmm...     Dreamer Tatum      Jun-23-11 12:41 PM      #1
   Well, my point is     nonperson      Jun-23-11 12:45 PM      #3
      Sorry, not seeing this as a Koch issue at all.     Dreamer Tatum      Jun-23-11 12:47 PM      #4
         DAVID KOCH'S NAME IS ON THE THEATER     nonperson      Jun-23-11 12:52 PM      #5
            So Koch is absolutely, doubtlessly behind this? nt     Dreamer Tatum      Jun-23-11 12:58 PM      #6
               So how long have you been working for Koch Industries?     nonperson      Jun-23-11 01:20 PM      #7
                  In other words, you see "Koch" and start up the outrage machine.     Dreamer Tatum      Jun-23-11 01:24 PM      #8
                     No, I see "Koch" and the red flags automatically go up     nonperson      Jun-23-11 01:28 PM      #9
                        No, and no. But I think they have more nefarious things in mind than ballet tickets. nt     Dreamer Tatum      Jun-23-11 01:34 PM      #11
                           Funny how you ALWAYS protect the Republicans     Taverner      Jun-23-11 01:41 PM      #12
                              You just got your subthread deleted.     Dreamer Tatum      Jun-23-11 01:43 PM      #13
                                 Sure thing. Did I hit a nerve?     Taverner      Jun-23-11 01:43 PM      #14
                                    No, but you did hit a vein, I think. nt     Dreamer Tatum      Jun-23-11 01:45 PM      #15
                                       Ha ha you're soooo funny     Taverner      Jun-23-11 01:45 PM      #16
 

Ba-ZING!

[dandi]

Has anyone sent Dreamer Tatum an invite?

[GOBUCKS]

Has anyone sent Dreamer Tatum an invite?

I don't think that will be necessary.

[dandi]

I don't think that will be necessary.

Got it....

 

[Ballygrl]

[Toastedturningtidelegs]

I don't think that will be necessary.

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I'm writing all of this as I'm waiting for the news truck to show up. As I calmly walked out of the store
with my tofu and wheat germ, a woman in sweats ran up from behind me, begging me to wait. When I turned and
saw her face, without makeup, I assumed that she was just a victim of domestic violence, ie, the wife of
one of the rethugs I'd just left agape in the store. It wouldn't be the first time I helped the battered wife
of a truck-driving needledick rethug see a better way in life. It turns out, though, that she was a local news
anchor who was just buying some milk. I didn't recognize her because I got rid of my television years ago.
She gave me her card and told me she'd witnessed the entire thing, and she wanted to run a story on me one
night this week. I told her, "Look, Mindy, there are a million other people in this town that deserve a
news story more than me. But I'll do it, if for no other reason than to let people in this town know that the
tide is turning." She took her card back from me, turned it over, and wrote a phone number on the back. She
said it was her personal cell number, and I should call her sometime. I told her I'd consider it, but only
if she dyed her hair a different shade of Fox Anchor Blonde. She winked and said she suddenly realized she
needed to go back into the store for something she forgot.

 

[Traveshamockery]

 

I have a crush on Dreamer Tatum.  Is DT a man or woman? 

[franksolich]

I have a crush on Dreamer Tatum.  Is DT a man or woman?  

I've seen a photograph, and his wife oozes grace and class and elegance from every pore.

Sort of like Schadenfreude or Karin here, I guess.

[GOBUCKS]

I've seen a photograph, and his wife oozes grace and class and elegance from every pore.

Sort of like Schadenfreude or Karin here, I guess.

Which proves that one can ooze grace, class, and elegance, yet still do it in a VW bug.

[BEG]

Which proves that one can ooze grace, class, and elegance, yet still do it in a VW bug.

Ha 

[BannedFromDU]

I have a crush on Dreamer Tatum.  Is DT a man or woman? 

     DT is all dude, I believe. A fine, strapping lad.

[Karin]

Hey now.   

[franksolich]

Hey now.   

You know the sentiments are true, madam.

I learned a long time ago that while a woman can lie to a man and get away with it, a man can never lie to a woman and get away with it.  So what I say to a woman is the unvarnished truth, so as to avoid any problems; it's not worth it to be less than honest.