I know he's from Morgantown like me.
The mountain man primitive's 66, almost 67, years old.
If you ever see a house with icons and pictures and banners of the Kennedys, that's him.
The mountain man primitive, an old grouch, considers himself an atheist, but that's not really the case.
The mountain man primitive believes in Jack the Father, Bobby the Christ, and Vast Teddy the Holy Spirit.
He's such a grouch that even the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive has gotten on his case.