LOL!
But wait...I think Poor, stupid Beth has argued that he does just that.
Poor, stupid Beth, for some unknown reason, fancies herself a Latin American heroine.
I wonder...is she the whore of a conquistador, or a virgin Aztec princess, sacrificed to a sun god atop a jungle pyramid?
In her current incarnation, does Doug play the role of Montezuma, or Cortez?
That's one of the things that fascinates me about EMataHari, Doug's stupid ex-wife.
She's a lapsed Catholic, but it's still in her, and it's never going to be eradicated.
One of the principle tenets of Catholicism is to share in the sufferings of the suffering.
Which Doug's stupid ex-wife is doing, although in a rather perverted and grotesque way.
So as to "identify" with the suffering, she pretends to be a
Latina, when in fact she's as northern Mediterraneac as Melissa Agrippina or Julia Octavia or Helena Augusta.
This way, by "being" one of the oppressed, she's "sharing" in their sufferings and afflictions.