I'm still pissed off, really pissed off, that I got to vote only one time for George Bush in 2000, while a college student in Wisconsin got to vote eight times for Alphonse Capote Gore, and nothing happened with that.
Some Americans of African derivation make a big deal out of this old and thankfully-now-gone "three-fifths of a person" in the U.S. Constitution; I feel that as a Republican, I must be only "one-eighth of a person," when compared with Democrats in blue states and blue cities.