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Re: Best bouncy in ages!!!!!!11111
« Reply #25 on: June 20, 2011, 02:52:10 PM »
I kinda skimmed it, were there cops and bushes involved?
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Re: Best bouncy in ages!!!!!!11111
« Reply #26 on: June 20, 2011, 02:58:14 PM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on June 20, 2011, 02:52:10 PM
I kinda skimmed it, were there cops and bushes involved?


Nope, but it has a Ben Dayho.  :-)
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Re: Best bouncy in ages!!!!!!11111
« Reply #27 on: June 20, 2011, 03:37:51 PM »

     Ben Dayho is an inspired bit of jackassery, I must say.
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Re: Best bouncy in ages!!!!!!11111
« Reply #28 on: June 20, 2011, 04:00:42 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on June 20, 2011, 03:37:51 PM
     Ben Dayho is an inspired bit of jackassery, I must say.

And stolen, for safe keeping of course.   :naughty:
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Re: Best bouncy in ages!!!!!!11111
« Reply #29 on: June 20, 2011, 07:54:22 PM »
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Re: Best bouncy in ages!!!!!!11111
« Reply #30 on: June 20, 2011, 07:56:30 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on June 20, 2011, 07:54:22 PM
:lmao:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2737426/posts?page=1
:rotf: Awesome.

"Ben Dayho" would make a great personalized license plate, but they cost $90 around here.
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Re: Best bouncy in ages!!!!!!11111
« Reply #31 on: June 20, 2011, 08:07:18 PM »
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So, I needed a couple of breakfast items, and I live in the reddest part of the reddest city in the reddest state
in the United States. I mean, it's nothing but McMansions, giant trucks, an late-model German sedans where I live,
all with vile bumperstickers, Truck Nutz, and everything you'd expect from a culture that values gain over everything
and everyone else. I would move, of course, but then they would win, and I have to stay here. I have to stay to stick
it to them.
One of my favorite lines in that "story" in red.  :lmao:  DUmmie would move, but then DUmmie have to sell their "McMansion" at a loss because DUmmie's "leader" is an America and capitalist hater.
No bong for this primitive.
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Re: Best bouncy in ages!!!!!!11111
« Reply #32 on: June 20, 2011, 08:09:12 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on June 20, 2011, 07:56:30 PM
:rotf: Awesome.

"Ben Dayho" would make a great personalized license plate, but they cost $90 around here.

I had to look that word up LOL.
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Re: Best bouncy in ages!!!!!!11111
« Reply #33 on: June 21, 2011, 09:38:22 AM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on June 20, 2011, 02:52:10 PM
I kinda skimmed it, were there cops and bushes involved?


Well, no, but that was all that kept it from scoring a perfect 10 bongs.  Hilarious!  And also featured on today's DUFU.
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Re: Best bouncy in ages!!!!!!11111
« Reply #34 on: June 21, 2011, 12:13:24 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on June 20, 2011, 07:56:30 PM
:rotf: Awesome.

"Ben Dayho" would make a great personalized license plate, but they cost $90 around here.
Ben Dayho just might make a guest appearance in the next online petition the DUmmies pimp on their site...
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Re: Best bouncy in ages!!!!!!11111
« Reply #35 on: June 21, 2011, 07:14:15 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on June 20, 2011, 12:00:05 PM
Here is my deconstruction of what I believe is a fine sendup of DU bouncy tales. I believe there is more here than meets a first reading. Comments in red.


http://www.acmewebpages.com/midi/great.wav

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Re: Best bouncy in ages!!!!!!11111
« Reply #36 on: June 21, 2011, 07:16:26 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on June 20, 2011, 02:58:14 PM
Nope, but it has a Ben Dayho.  :-)

But no trusted little buddy Hoe Toe. :bolt:
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Re: Best bouncy in ages!!!!!!11111
« Reply #37 on: June 21, 2011, 07:18:26 PM »
This is hilarious!  I read through TrixVoy's trainwreck of a thread, and this was the perfect response.   :rotf:
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Re: Best bouncy in ages!!!!!!11111
« Reply #38 on: June 21, 2011, 10:30:23 PM »
Quote from: Karin on June 20, 2011, 07:23:33 AM
It got to 58 replies!  That's awesome!  A fine lad, indeed.   :clap:

A minor flaw in the story:  If he dropped the wheat germ and tofu on the ground, how is he walking out with it?  Did he pay for it or just steal it? 


     I SUSPECT that was put in there to ape the inconsistencies in many actual bouncies. I SUSPECT, anyway.
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