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Chaz Bono caught with trousers down ...
« on: June 19, 2011, 11:49:22 AM »

42 year old 'she' and her girl friend of 6 years

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Caught with his trousers down... Chaz Bono has to readjust his bottoms during a pit stop at a petrol station

Two years into his gender reassignment process and Chaz Bono looks every bit the man he wants to be. The transgender son of pop superstar Cher was born female, but has spent the past few years slowly becoming male. And he had a typically masculine moment when he adjusted his trousers in public while stopping off for petrol in Hollywood. The 42-year-old was about as far removed from his past as one could imagine with his stocky build, manly gait and a short cropped hair.

Chaz Bono is the son of Cher and Sonny Bono. While growing up, he says he always felt uncomfortable and, after years of feeling out of place, he realised he was not Chastity but Chaz. And so he came out as transgendered and initiated the transition from female to male.

Chaz is stocky? Yeah, the way Rosie O'Donnell and Rozanne Barr are stocky. Being the daughter of Cher had to make her life a living Hell, but this isn't the way to deal with it. And it ain't a "he" it's a "her". The DNA don't lie. No matter how much she hates it, she's still a woman. Cutting and pasting doesn't change who you are. Btw ... what's lacking in her isn't a body part.

Disgusting.
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Re: Chaz Bono caught with trousers down ...
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2011, 05:41:23 PM »
Considering she's stated publicly on TV that she has no plans for acquiring a penis...this is a rather odd article, and not exactly based on fact.
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Re: Chaz Bono caught with trousers down ...
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2011, 07:35:12 PM »
acquiring a penis

Exactly how does one "acquire a penis?"  I mean, I saw a really graphic documentary on a Canadian channel that I happened to pick up on rabbit ears a while back where a woman "acquired a penis" by having one made out of skin from her leg.  But, I mean, if all you can do with it is pee, what the hell is the point?

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Re: Chaz Bono caught with trousers down ...
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2011, 07:40:22 PM »
Homosexuality is a mental illness. Its demonstrated time and again.

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Re: Chaz Bono caught with trousers down ...
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2011, 09:48:29 PM »
Weird. She must have grown up knowing she would never have the glamor her mother had, rebelled and tried to get as far away from comparisons to her as she could. How tragic for a child to have such extremely vain and narcissistic parentage.
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Re: Chaz Bono caught with trousers down ...
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2011, 11:10:59 PM »
I watch a show on Chaz and I really actually liked him/her. He is more normal than Cher could ever hope to be.

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Re: Chaz Bono caught with trousers down ...
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2011, 11:41:58 PM »
Perhaps she is truly a homosexual and the amount of pressure one must go through in society can certainly make someone unstable.  I  disagree in that homosexuality is a mental illness.  Yes, there are flaming drama queens and the list goes on, but at the same time the heterosexual society has it's share of wack jobs.

Interestingly enough Sigmund Freud believed that humans were bisexuals until their experiences with their parents, peers and then became either hetero or homosexual.   

I have seen animals that are bisexual.    Interesting.   I don't condemn, nor condone it. It is what it is and here to stay. 

I may be a Conservative Christian, but I personally believe that being gay is obviously different.  I'm different, I'm bisexual, so in my life, Freud forgot those that remained bisexuals?  hmmm...I wonder what he'd think about that?   My cousin (God rest his soul) was gay.  He died at 15 in an terrible accident.   

I suppose it you're missing a phallus and you cannot use it was meant to be, then perhaps just knowing that it was there, it could make someone feel complete.  Perhaps it pleases her partner..or who knows...there's plenty of sexual acts that are performed between a woman and a man that only one person is receiving direct pleasure...although, the other person is receiving pleasure from seeing the other person being pleased.


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Re: Chaz Bono caught with trousers down ...
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2011, 09:29:24 AM »
Exactly how does one "acquire a penis?"  I mean, I saw a really graphic documentary on a Canadian channel that I happened to pick up on rabbit ears a while back where a woman "acquired a penis" by having one made out of skin from her leg.  But, I mean, if all you can do with it is pee, what the hell is the point?

It is made from skin from the leg, and includes some muscle from the thigh, with a penile implant inside. I think it's the same type of penile implant that is used in men who have one in order to get an erection - not like Viagra or Cialis, but from an accident causing paralysis or cancer, etc.
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Re: Chaz Bono caught with trousers down ...
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2011, 12:29:54 PM »
I may be a Conservative Christian

I'm bisexual

You're neither.
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Re: Chaz Bono caught with trousers down ...
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2011, 01:19:57 PM »
Why does "it" always look like it has to take a dump?
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Re: Chaz Bono caught with trousers down ...
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2011, 03:17:08 PM »
She was cute in her younger days





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Re: Chaz Bono caught with trousers down ...
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2011, 04:16:02 PM »
Weird. She must have grown up knowing she would never have the glamor her mother had, rebelled and tried to get as far away from comparisons to her as she could. How tragic for a child to have such extremely vain and narcissistic parentage.

Did Chastity Bono (sorry; your chromosomes say X-X, not X-Y, so no matter how you try to deny it, you're a female, honey) have a mother that WASN'T Cher?  'Cause unless she did, her mama has always looked like she had an Ugly Forest clear-cut on top of her. :puke:
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Re: Chaz Bono caught with trousers down ...
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2011, 04:41:43 PM »


What a shame.
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« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2011, 04:54:16 PM »


What a shame.
This is proof.
A beautiful woman mutilates herself until she is a circus freak. I stand by my mental illness statement.

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Re: Chaz Bono caught with trousers down ...
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2011, 09:19:36 PM »
You're neither.
That's quite judgmental.


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Re: Chaz Bono caught with trousers down ...
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2011, 09:28:37 PM »
Exactly how does one "acquire a penis?"  I mean, I saw a really graphic documentary on a Canadian channel that I happened to pick up on rabbit ears a while back where a woman "acquired a penis" by having one made out of skin from her leg.  But, I mean, if all you can do with it is pee, what the hell is the point?
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Re: Chaz Bono caught with trousers down ...
« Reply #17 on: June 21, 2011, 07:19:53 AM »
That's quite judgmental.

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Re: Chaz Bono caught with trousers down ...
« Reply #18 on: June 21, 2011, 09:06:15 AM »
 My cousin (God rest his soul) was gay.  He died at 15 in an terrible accident.    


I'd be the first to say I don't know your cousin, but you're going to have to go a LOOOOONG way to show how ANYBODY at the age of 14-15 isn't confused about sex/sexual orientation in general.

This is my problem with the gay agenda. Many (not all) go waaaay out of their way to illustrate how "cool" it is to be gay or bisexual or even tranny to kids who can't even wipe their asses correctly at that age.

As a result, some of these kids actually may think they're gay when they're not. They're just kids and are expected to be confused for awhile -- and just how long they're confused is wholly dependent on their legal age, as it stands now.

So any attempt by anybody to portray some kid at 14 as being gay is simply ridiculous on its face.

Leave the kid alone to sort things out, or if necessary, bring 'em to talk about FACTS -- not agendas.
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Re: Chaz Bono caught with trousers down ...
« Reply #19 on: June 21, 2011, 09:54:38 AM »
Silk purse meet sows ear.
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Re: Chaz Bono caught with trousers down ...
« Reply #20 on: June 21, 2011, 06:36:24 PM »
Duly noted, don't care.
Trust me, I don't lose sleep over you. Food for thought, since you are the oracle of the conservative cave; can a Republican  be an atheist?

I'd be the first to say I don't know your cousin, but you're going to have to go a LOOOOONG way to show how ANYBODY at the age of 14-15 isn't confused about sex/sexual orientation in general.
With all due respect Eupher, if you met my cousin, there would be no doubt in your mind.
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This is my problem with the gay agenda. Many (not all) go waaaay out of their way to illustrate how "cool" it is to be gay or bisexual or even tranny to kids who can't even wipe their asses correctly at that age.
He was only 15, never thought of being "cool", he was just born that way.  His feminine characteristics were incredibly obvious...which totally took his father off kilter.  His father was extremely masculine and although he didn't like it,  he loved his son as he was.  That's one of many things I admire my uncle for.  Philip was always playing dolls, makeup as he got older, his hair and all his facial features, even his voice were all girl...he was indeed, a boy born in the wrong body.
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As a result, some of these kids actually may think they're gay when they're not. They're just kids and are expected to be confused for awhile -- and just how long they're confused is wholly dependent on their legal age, as it stands now.

So any attempt by anybody to portray some kid at 14 as being gay is simply ridiculous on its face.

Leave the kid alone to sort things out, or if necessary, bring 'em to talk about FACTS -- not agendas.
I understand your position and I partially agree with you; there are times when people know this at a very young age.  Take  Chelsea...she said she knew when she was thirteen.
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Re: Chaz Bono caught with trousers down ...
« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2011, 06:40:15 PM »
I must say, she makes a very handsome man. Reminds me of the ending of Murder by Death.
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Re: Chaz Bono caught with trousers down ...
« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2011, 06:44:25 PM »
there are times when people know this at a very young age.  Take  Chelsea...she said she knew when she was thirteen.
Bull. Teens at that age think they know everything but they don't. I doubt a teen can honestly say that.

on the other hand,
Maybe her mental illness started kicking in at that point.

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« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2011, 07:09:17 PM »
Trust me, I don't lose sleep over you. Food for thought, since you are the oracle of the conservative cave; can a Republican  be an atheist?
 With all due respect Eupher, if you met my cousin, there would be no doubt in your mind.He was only 15, never thought of being "cool", he was just born that way.  His feminine characteristics were incredibly obvious...which totally took his father off kilter.  His father was extremely masculine and although he didn't like it,  he loved his son as he was.  That's one of many things I admire my uncle for.  Philip was always playing dolls, makeup as he got older, his hair and all his facial features, even his voice were all girl...he was indeed, a girl born in the wrong body. I understand your position and I partially agree with you; there are times when people know this at a very young age.  Take  Chelsea...she said she knew when she was thirteen.


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Re: Chaz Bono caught with trousers down ...
« Reply #24 on: June 22, 2011, 08:30:44 AM »
Trust me, I don't lose sleep over you.

Duly noted, don't care, could give a damn less than a squeaky fart.

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Food for thought, since you are the oracle of the conservative cave 

What makes you think I view myself as some type of internet "oracle" or wise man?  Are you trying to elevate me to a status that I neither seek, nor claim, or are you making an attempt at being a smartass?

And while we're at it, "conservative cave" is capitalized, as you would with any proper noun, ie Conservative Cave.  If you are trying to appear intellectual, at least make an attempt to use the proper grammar.

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can a Republican  be an atheist?

I have a better idea, why don't you save your strawman for your next attempt at an internet bonfire and explain exactly how the tenants of the Christian Faith line up with homosexual acts. 

Feel free to quote the relevant scripture.
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