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You Know You're a Teabagger When....
« on: June 18, 2011, 05:14:00 PM »
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Galraedia (27 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sat Jun-18-11 04:55 PM
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You Know You're a Teabagger When....
   
You didn't get mad when the Supreme Court stopped a legal recount and
appointed George W. Bush president . The SC made them follow the laws of the state of FL

You didn't get mad when Cheney allowed energy company officials to
dictate energy policy. The nerve to allow people who know something about energy to influence policy

You didn't get mad when a covert CIA operative got outed. She was a real James Bond  :whatever: Yet you goons cheer when Bradly Manning leaks all kinds of things

You didn't get mad when the Patriot Act got passed. No need to be mad

You didn't get mad when we illegally invaded a country that posed no
threat to us. Was not an illegal invasion. Both congress and the UN said go for it

You didn't get mad when we spent over 600 billion(and counting) on
illegal war. Money on national defense is  legitimate

You didn't get mad when over 10 billion dollars just disappeared in
Iraq. Sure we did you just forgot

You didn't get mad when you saw the Abu Grahib photos. Yes we did and the people involved were dealt with

You didn't get mad when you found out we were torturing people. That's because what we do to them is mickey mouse compared to the real torture the other side uses

You didn't get mad when the national debt doubled under the previous
President from $5.674 trillion to $10.024 trillion. yes we did and we are mad that under 0bama it shot up to 14trillion and climbing

You didn't get mad when the government was illegally wiretapping
Americans and President Bush lied about it. Don't recall Bush lying about that

You didn't get mad when we didn't catch Bin Laden in Tora Bora. Its war shit happens

You didn't get mad when you saw the horrible conditions at Walter
Reed. Yes we did

You didn't get mad when we let a major US city drown! We didn't let a city drown

You didn't get mad when the deficit hit the trillion dollar mark. You aren't mad at the deficit now

You finally got mad when the government decided that people in America
deserved the right to see a doctor if they are sick. That is just stupid

Yes! Illegal wars, lies, corruption, torture, stealing your tax
dollars to make the rich richer, are all ok with you, but helping
other Americans... well that makes you mad!


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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sat Jun-18-11 05:02 PM
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2. You Know You're a Teabagger When you cry over and over "I'm not Racist!"
   
Yet you adorn your car and lawn with pictures of Obama looking like a monkey
:whatever:

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Wounded Bear (524 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sat Jun-18-11 05:51 PM
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4. You whine about Obama's taxes....
   
two weeks after you get a tax cut from him.

Funny I haven't seen a tax cut from 0bama.

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Aerows Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sat Jun-18-11 05:53 PM
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5. You know you are a teabagger when
   
... you don't believe in the theory of evolution, believe the earth is only 6000 years old, and dismiss climate change as junk science, but you believe 100% in the science that says that life starts immediately at conception.

 :whatever:
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Re: You Know You're a Teabagger When....
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2011, 05:33:07 PM »
You Know You're a Teabagger When....when you think a jockey strap is the perfect gay pride parade costume.

You Know You're a Teabagger When....when your "wife" has a bigger wiener than you do.

You Know You're a Teabagger When....when the mention of Obama makes your leg tingle.

Must I go on.........
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Re: You Know You're a Teabagger When....
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2011, 05:46:46 PM »
Teh stupid is strong.
All your votes are belong to us.

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Re: You Know You're a Teabagger When....
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2011, 06:59:05 PM »
Great rebuttal.  But,  Obama extended the Patriot Act.  Obama has the war that is not a war in Libya, even though they pose no threat to us.  The $$'s are racking up on Libyan, Syrian, and Yemen conflicts.  You didn't get mad when $870 billion disappeared down the shitter for Stimulus.  You didn't get mad when Democratic rule, hand in hand with unions, destroyed the city of Detroit.  For chrissake, Jeffrey Imelt (GE) works for the White House. 
But, no I might be a *teabagger* if I sang God Bless America and my eyes didn't bleed. 
               
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Re: You Know You're a Teabagger When....
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2011, 07:20:14 PM »
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Galraedia (27 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sat Jun-18-11 04:55 PM
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You Know You're a Teabagger When....
You get so damn tired of supporting worthless dead-beat DUmmies, that you finally do somethinbg about it.
That's it in a nutshell, Galready.
When can we expect you to sign on?
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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: You Know You're a Teabagger When....
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2011, 07:41:05 PM »
Quote from: sybilll on June 18, 2011, 06:59:05 PM
Great rebuttal.  But,  Obama extended the Patriot Act.  Obama has the war that is not a war in Libya, even though they pose no threat to us.  The $$'s are racking up on Libyan, Syrian, and Yemen conflicts.  You didn't get mad when $870 billion disappeared down the shitter for Stimulus.  You didn't get mad when Democratic rule, hand in hand with unions, destroyed the city of Detroit.  For chrissake, the White House works for  Jeffrey Imelt (GE) . 
But, no I might be a *teabagger* if I sang God Bless America and my eyes didn't bleed. 
               


FIFY.
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Re: You Know You're a Teabagger When....
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2011, 08:10:42 PM »
Quote from: sybilll on June 18, 2011, 06:59:05 PM
Great rebuttal.  But,  Obama extended the Patriot Act.  Obama has the war that is not a war in Libya, even though they pose no threat to us.  The $$'s are racking up on Libyan, Syrian, and Yemen conflicts.  You didn't get mad when $870 billion disappeared down the shitter for Stimulus.  You didn't get mad when Democratic rule, hand in hand with unions, destroyed the city of Detroit.  For chrissake, Jeffrey Imelt (GE) works for the White House. 
But, no I might be a *teabagger* if I sang God Bless America and my eyes didn't bleed. 
               


Funny thing is, 0bama has continued the illegal wars for oil and no talk of him being a war criminal.
No talk of his torture by not shutting down Gitmo.
In fact the killing of 0sama would have been a huge war crime if it happened under Bush, yet under 0bama he is a hero.  :mental:

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Re: You Know You're a Teabagger When....
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2011, 08:28:29 PM »
I'll know that I'm a teabagger when I let Janeane Garofolo or any female Liberal suck on my 'nads.......
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Re: You Know You're a Teabagger When....
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2011, 08:31:22 PM »
Quote from: Thor on June 18, 2011, 08:28:29 PM
I'll know that I'm a teabagger when I let Janeane Garofolo or any female Liberal suck on my 'nads.......
Don't do that, Thor.
No tellin' where that mouth has been.
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Re: You Know You're a Teabagger When....
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2011, 09:28:46 PM »
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You finally got mad when the government decided that people in America
deserved the right to see a doctor if they are sick.

This isn't DU enough.  I propose the following:

"You finally got mad when a black man became president."
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