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grasswire primitive breathes easily and freely
« on: June 18, 2011, 12:15:01 PM »
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grasswire  (1000+ posts)      Sat Jun-18-11 05:14 AM
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If you can breathe freely and easily, be thankful tonight

Just spent a couple of hours in the ER because I accidentally inhaled a magnesium supplement tablet at bedtime. Lord almighty, it was frightening to have something obstructing the airway. Now, $5000 later (as the doctor joked to me) I am fine. They gave me an inhalor (broncho dilator) and after about five minutes of that I coughed hard and out popped the pill! I was supremely happy about that!!!!!!!

Be careful, kids, with your pills that are hard to swallow.

And stop smoking out there! You don't ever want to end up with bad lungs or trachea.

Now, what does a "magnesium supplement" do for one?

Also, the grasswire primitive will manage to pry those dope sticks only out of primitives' cold dead hands.

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elleng  (1000+ posts)        Sat Jun-18-11 08:33 AM
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1. Glad you're OK!

Years ago daughter, then around 3, stuck a vit. C tablet in her nose! Were on vacation in Scotland. It left the 'premises' sometime that evening, fortunately; ER not necessary. 'Thanks' for the memory!
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Re: grasswire primitive breathes easily and freely
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2011, 01:45:04 PM »
How does one accidentally inhale a magnesium supplement tablet?
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Re: grasswire primitive breathes easily and freely
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2011, 01:50:39 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on June 18, 2011, 01:45:04 PM
How does one accidentally inhale a magnesium supplement tablet?

Well, I got curious, and looked it up.

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What foods provide magnesium?

Green vegetables such as spinach are good sources of magnesium because the center of the chlorophyll molecule (which gives green vegetables their color) contains magnesium. Some legumes (beans and peas), nuts and seeds, and whole, unrefined grains are also good sources of magnesium. Refined grains are generally low in magnesium. When white flour is refined and processed, the magnesium-rich germ and bran are removed. Bread made from whole grain wheat flour provides more magnesium than bread made from white refined flour. Tap water can be a source of magnesium, but the amount varies according to the water supply. Water that naturally contains more minerals is described as "hard". "Hard" water contains more magnesium than "soft" water.

Eating a wide variety of legumes, nuts, whole grains, and vegetables will help you meet your daily dietary need for magnesium.

After looking it up, I'm now convinced the grasswire primitive is, uh, lying when she talks about the food she makes, in the cooking and baking forum on Skins's island.  She certainly gives the impression she uses a lot of food naturally with magnesium in it (and hence no need for pharmaceutical supplements).

I'm starting to think the grasswire primitive really lives on a diet of soda and chocolate-covered cherries now.
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Re: grasswire primitive breathes easily and freely
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2011, 02:11:43 PM »
I don't think magnesium supplements are coated so it's powdery, but I don't understand the inhale part, I can understand if she said she took 1 and it got stuck, but how do you inhale 1?
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Re: grasswire primitive breathes easily and freely
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2011, 02:18:53 PM »
When democrats have a prescription pill, they usually grind it into a powder and snort it.
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Re: grasswire primitive breathes easily and freely
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2011, 02:43:59 PM »
When I was a kid I wanted some chocolate milk, we only had Nestle Chocolate Milk powder in the house, I guess I didn't stir it well enough and I actually inhaled the powder, darn throat closed up, it was scary as heck.
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Re: grasswire primitive breathes easily and freely
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2011, 04:50:39 PM »
A link for the ex attic dweller.

http://www.pieandjam.com/
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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2011, 05:03:27 PM »
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Re: grasswire primitive breathes easily and freely
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2011, 05:21:42 PM »
Okay, what's up with this, from GOBUCKS' link?

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Hikers, bikers and other trail users can expect brown-sugar peach, lemon icebox and deep-dish green apple pies, among other varieties, for $3. Unless they're teachers or public servants, because Smith will serve those customers at no cost.

Talk about subsidizing the rich.

Teachers and public "servants" usually make more money than we common hoi polloi.

One wonders what's up with that.
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Re: grasswire primitive breathes easily and freely
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2011, 05:39:39 PM »
Well, the grasswire primitive, if that's in fact a newspaper photograph of her, looks exactly as I'd always "pictured" her as she drew a portrait of herself with her own words on Skins's island, other than that I didn't expect the eyeglasses.  The body build, the age, the hair, an exact match.

I also "saw" the grasswire primitive as perhaps a little bit more drab and tired, but she probably primmed up for the newspaper photograph.

However, that was a stroke of genius on her part--and so kudos to the grasswire primitive--how she managed to fool us into thinking she lived in Wisconsin, when all this time she's in fact lived out in Oregon.

That's good internet safety, and franksolich encourages it.

But.

But.

But.

The grasswire primitive's practically next door to one of the meanest and toughest and feistiest freepers who killed the late red round one.  If I were the grasswire primitive, I'd worry.
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« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2011, 05:42:22 PM »
And unfortunately, given the demographics of the area the grasswire primitive's in, it still looks to me as if she's going to have to rent out those 5-gallon jugs of propane, and sell fishing bait, to make a go of the pie shoppe.

She'll have to sell something to pay the bills.
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Re: grasswire primitive breathes easily and freely
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2011, 05:48:34 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 18, 2011, 05:03:27 PM
Yes!! And heeeeerrreee's DUmmy grasswire:
http://www.oregonlive.com/milwaukie/index.ssf/2011/03/pieandjam_shop_to_open_along_the_trolley_trail_aid_local_music_programs.html



Don't know how you ran across that one but great find.

Reading the article, it states that she has been in OR for two years. Milwaukie, OR. I think she's been fibbing a bit about her WI residence.
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Re: grasswire primitive breathes easily and freely
« Reply #12 on: June 18, 2011, 05:48:52 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 18, 2011, 12:15:01 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9714757

Oh my.

Now, what does a "magnesium supplement" do for one?
Also, the grasswire primitive will manage to pry those dope sticks only out of primitives' cold dead hands.

Hell, I don't know.
If it was a suppository, I'd like to put a match to it.
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Re: grasswire primitive breathes easily and freely
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2011, 05:59:17 PM »
Quote from: Skul on June 18, 2011, 05:48:52 PM

I swear, if the grasswire primitive ever again whines on Skins's island about taxing the rich, I'm going to light into her.

Here she is, charging the rich less for pie, than the ordinary people.

You ain't seen nothing until you've seen franksolich light into somebody.

If I were the grasswire primitive, I'd "no comment" at any campfire where the primitives are whining about not taxing the rich.
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Re: grasswire primitive breathes easily and freely
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2011, 06:09:01 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 18, 2011, 05:59:17 PM
I swear, if the grasswire primitive ever again whines on Skins's island about taxing the rich, I'm going to light into her.

Here she is, charging the rich less for pie, than the ordinary people.

You ain't seen nothing until you've seen franksolich light into somebody.

If I were the grasswire primitive, I'd "no comment" at any campfire where the primitives are whining about not taxing the rich.

Not a chance, Mr. Husker. :-)

Like most primatives, she can't help herself.
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Re: grasswire primitive breathes easily and freely
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2011, 06:14:19 PM »
Quote from: Skul on June 18, 2011, 06:09:01 PM
Not a chance, Mr. Husker. :-)

Like most primatives, she can't help herself.

You weren't around, sir, during my brawls with fratboy Pedro Picasso; those were some time ago.

Anyway, I don't care if Pedro Picasso was more my size (although considerably less my manhood), and the grasswire primitive a little old lady, and it's not nice for gentlemen to beat up on little old ladies.

But that she's charging the rich less than what she's charging the poor--well.

That is unconscionable.  That is loathesome.  That is beyond the Pale.

If the grasswire primitive ever whines about the rich not being taxed enough, my fisticuffs and brawls with Pedro Picasso are going to look like friendly golf-course banter.
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Re: grasswire primitive breathes easily and freely
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2011, 06:17:58 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 18, 2011, 06:14:19 PM
You weren't around, sir, during my brawls with fratboy Pedro Picasso; those were some time ago.

Anyway, I don't care if Pedro Picasso was more my size (although considerably less my manhood), and the grasswire primitive a little old lady, and it's not nice for gentlemen to beat up on little old ladies.But that she's charging the rich less than what she's charging the poor--well.

That is unconscionable.  That is loathesome.  That is beyond the Pale.

If the grasswire primitive ever whines about the rich not being taxed enough, my fisticuffs and brawls with Pedro Picasso are going to look like friendly golf-course banter.
Let her smack you with the purse twice, then give her the dickens. :p
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Re: grasswire primitive breathes easily and freely
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2011, 07:32:48 PM »
The Wisconsin deal came from the DUmbasses. They all wanted to join her to help deface the Wisconsin capitol building, and she egged them on. It sprang from the DUmbass inability to spell. Her town is Milwaukie, Oregon, which the DUmbasses apprently thought was Milwaukee, Wisconsin. She's been freeloading in Oregon all this time. Whenever a DUmmie would ask to crash in her bonus room apartment, she'd say the space was spoken for, never that it was in another state. I'm not sure, but that might transcend internet security, into the realm of lying. Now that she's been booted from the bonus room, we need to find out where she's freeloading all over again. At least now we know they have "farmettes" in Oregon.
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Re: grasswire primitive breathes easily and freely
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2011, 07:40:18 PM »
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There appears to be a lot of poor people there, in a town of 20,000 in the northwestern corner of Oregon.

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About 6.2% of families and 7.6% of the population were below the poverty line, including 9.4% of those under age 18 and 6.6% of those age 65 or over.

It's an abomination, that the grasswire primitive's going to charge the poor of Milwaukie more for pie, than she's going to charge the rich.

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Re: grasswire primitive breathes easily and freely
« Reply #19 on: June 18, 2011, 07:45:57 PM »
Uh oh.

It looks as if the grasswire primitive's trying to set up business when the place is already saturated with food shoppes.

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Currently, the downtown area of Milwaukie is undergoing a revival in which new apartments and retail space are under construction and a riverfront park is being developed. Existing attractions include a Sunday farmers' market and restaurants, coffee shops and stores.

Checking their Chamber of Commerce thingamajiggy, I don't see any merchants selling fishing bait and tackle, or renting out those 5-gallon white jugs of portable propane, and so it's possible the grasswire primitive can make ends meet by becoming the exclusive dealer in those.
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« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2011, 07:48:15 PM »
And maybe to help pay the bills for the pie shoppe, the grasswire primitive could find a job here:

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Bob's Red Mill is a modern-day gristmill and natural foods company based in Milwaukie while across the street is the headquarters of Dave's Killer Bread a popular brand of organic whole-grain breads.
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« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2011, 07:51:22 PM »
Milwaukie's most famous native son:

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Maybe to help pay the bills for the pie shoppe, the grasswire primitive could install a bowling alley, too.
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Re: grasswire primitive breathes easily and freely
« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2011, 07:53:59 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 18, 2011, 07:40:18 PM
It's an abomination, that the grasswire primitive's going to charge the poor of Milwaukie more for pie, than she's going to charge the rich.


Sold on credit, Sir.
The interest will be something credit card companies would love to charge.


I will be glad to pay you Tuesday, for a pie, today.
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« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2011, 07:55:43 PM »
Hmmmm.

Surely this, at least for the short term, could take care of the grasswire primitive's magnesium.

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City working to clear up water, asking citizens to report problems

Over the past two weeks the City of Milwaukie has been receiving calls from residents reporting discolored tap water. Milwaukie’s Water crews have identified the problem and have been systematically flushing the system’s problem areas to fix the problem.

The City maintains and operates four water zones. The discolored water incidents are coming from the second pressure zone which includes parts of the Lake Road, Hector Campbell, Linwood Neighborhoods, and portions of the Milwaukie Business Industrial area.

One quite reasonably assumes the water has minerals, and hence most assuredly natural magnesium.
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« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2011, 08:02:11 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 18, 2011, 07:55:43 PM
Hmmmm.

Surely this, at least for the short term, could take care of the grasswire primitive's magnesium.

One quite reasonably assumes the water has minerals, and hence most assuredly natural magnesium.
I still want to put a match to it.
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