Aw, you took away his specialness.
That was the whole ulterior motive.
The dorkio primitive wanted to point out that he's "special."
Ho-hum.
franksolich was one of 19,000 infants born the year he was born, with a peculiar sort of birth defect that absented the ears.
Whoop-whoop-de-do.
By the time those 19,000 would've attained 35 years of age--half the proverbial threescore-and-ten--2,700 of us were still in this time and place.
Whoop-whoop-de-do. We're "special."
I think I can outdo the dorkio primitive at this "special" business, but it's all rather silly, even stupid.
One suspects the dorkio primitive needs to do a little work so as to be "special" to God, because that's all that matters in the end.