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Mr. Wiggum, sir, happiest of all happy birthdays!
« on: June 17, 2011, 06:15:20 AM »
Happy birthday today, sir!

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Re: Mr. Wiggum, sir, happiest of all happy birthdays!
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2011, 07:39:51 AM »
Happy birthday, you hottest of chicks!
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Re: Mr. Wiggum, sir, happiest of all happy birthdays!
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2011, 07:59:01 AM »
One day apart from Dirk!

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Re: Mr. Wiggum, sir, happiest of all happy birthdays!
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2011, 08:11:29 AM »
Happy birthday, bud.
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Re: Mr. Wiggum, sir, happiest of all happy birthdays!
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2011, 09:03:19 AM »
Happy Birthday, Ralph!  :cheersmate:
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Re: Mr. Wiggum, sir, happiest of all happy birthdays!
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2011, 09:21:49 AM »
Happy birfday, yo.
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Re: Mr. Wiggum, sir, happiest of all happy birthdays!
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2011, 09:23:47 AM »
Whooo!  :cheersmate:  Happy Birthday!

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« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2011, 10:07:58 AM »
Happy Birthday Ralphie!
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Re: Mr. Wiggum, sir, happiest of all happy birthdays!
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2011, 11:41:58 AM »
Happy Birthday to one hot chick! :bday:
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Re: Mr. Wiggum, sir, happiest of all happy birthdays!
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2011, 12:45:38 PM »
Happy birthday !
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Re: Mr. Wiggum, sir, happiest of all happy birthdays!
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2011, 07:01:55 PM »

Happy birthday :II:
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Re: Mr. Wiggum, sir, happiest of all happy birthdays!
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2011, 07:59:06 PM »
Happy Birthday, sir! :cheersmate:
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Re: Mr. Wiggum, sir, happiest of all happy birthdays!
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2011, 08:47:02 PM »
Happy birthday, hot chick!  :cheerleader:
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Re: Mr. Wiggum, sir, happiest of all happy birthdays!
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2011, 01:01:13 AM »
 :cheersmate:

For those who are not my facebook friends...

Thank y'all for the birthday wishes. Somehow, I had a hole-in-one on my 41sst b-day. So go me!
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Re: Mr. Wiggum, sir, happiest of all happy birthdays!
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2011, 06:40:58 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 18, 2011, 01:01:13 AM
:cheersmate:

For those who are not my facebook friends...

Thank y'all for the birthday wishes. Somehow, I had a hole-in-one on my 41sst b-day. So go me!

Go you indeed!!!
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Re: Mr. Wiggum, sir, happiest of all happy birthdays!
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2011, 07:08:18 AM »
Nice job, Ralph!
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Re: Mr. Wiggum, sir, happiest of all happy birthdays!
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2011, 05:03:53 PM »
Happy Birthday Ralph.
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