« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Would power destroy you?  (Read 3046 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Mr Mannn

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 14885
  • Reputation: +2648/-276
Would power destroy you?
« on: April 20, 2008, 08:46:47 PM »
Lets be honest here. So many paths lead to the dark side.
I'm afraid it takes a saint to be a Jedi. I would ultimately succumb to the lure of the dark side.

All it would take is a couple of sleepless nights from the wild wookie parties in the apartment upstairs and I know, lightning would be shooting from my hands whilst I shout, "Power! Unlimited power!"

After a hard day of Jedi training, getting cut off in my speeder, the first rude merchant would start choking. "I find your lack of courtesy, disturbing."

And the blond at the bar who won't give me the time of day, I would end up waving my hand and saying, "That Jedi is really cute! Lets go someplace more...private."

Yeah verily, I would be Darth Da Mannn.
Logged

Offline Chris_

  • Little Lebowski Urban Achiever
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 46845
  • Reputation: +2028/-266
Re: Would power destroy you?
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2008, 08:49:54 PM »
I can't say I disagree.  I know it's wrong.   :-)
Logged
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

Offline Rebel

  • MAGA
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 16934
  • Reputation: +1384/-215
Re: Would power destroy you?
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2008, 09:08:30 PM »
Nah, not me. After I got rid of off of the liberals, I'd use my powers for good.  :-)
Logged
NAMBLA is a left-wing organization.

Quote
There's a reason why patriotism is considered a conservative value. Watch a Tea Party rally and you'll see people proudly raising the American flag and showing pride in U.S. heroes such as Thomas Jefferson. Watch an OWS rally and you'll see people burning the American flag while showing pride in communist heroes such as Che Guevera. --Bob, from some news site

Offline DumbAss Tanker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 28493
  • Reputation: +1710/-151
Re: Would power destroy you?
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2008, 09:10:45 PM »
Would it destroy me, no.  My enemies, though, yes.... :evillaugh:
Logged
Go and tell the Spartans, O traveler passing by
That here, obedient to their law, we lie.

Anything worth shooting once is worth shooting at least twice.

Offline mamacags

  • Smells like teen spirit
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4281
  • Reputation: +444/-113
  • Little Miss Cranky Pants
Re: Would power destroy you?
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2008, 09:21:55 PM »
I would be a dictator in a matter of minutes.  I can not ever have any power higher than basic mommy stuff. 
Logged
All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.
Winston Churchill

Offline Lord Undies

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11388
  • Reputation: +639/-250
Re: Would power destroy you?
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2008, 09:25:33 PM »
Power would only enforce my natural ability to be discreet and unassuming.  I could never bring myself to lord over anyone.  You would never know I was about to kill you.
Logged

Offline Odin's Hand

  • is your new god!
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5486
  • Reputation: +366/-25
  • Quarters Champion
Re: Would power destroy you?
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2008, 09:30:55 PM »
Superman is rolling over in his grave with these replies.
Logged
"Hell is full of good wishes and desires"~St. Bernhard of Clairvaux

"Brave men are found where brave men are honored."~Aristotle

"Generally speaking, the "Way of the Warrior" is resolute acceptance of death."~ Miyamoto Musashi

Offline Rebel

  • MAGA
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 16934
  • Reputation: +1384/-215
Re: Would power destroy you?
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2008, 09:56:59 PM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on April 20, 2008, 09:30:55 PM
Superman is rolling over in his grave with these replies.

Superman was a little bitch in a speedo.
Logged
NAMBLA is a left-wing organization.

Quote
There's a reason why patriotism is considered a conservative value. Watch a Tea Party rally and you'll see people proudly raising the American flag and showing pride in U.S. heroes such as Thomas Jefferson. Watch an OWS rally and you'll see people burning the American flag while showing pride in communist heroes such as Che Guevera. --Bob, from some news site

Offline Chris_

  • Little Lebowski Urban Achiever
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 46845
  • Reputation: +2028/-266
Re: Would power destroy you?
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2008, 09:58:40 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on April 20, 2008, 09:56:59 PM
Quote from: Odin's Hand on April 20, 2008, 09:30:55 PM
Superman is rolling over in his grave with these replies.

Superman was a little bitch in a speedo.

:rofl:
Logged
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

Offline Chris_

  • Little Lebowski Urban Achiever
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 46845
  • Reputation: +2028/-266
Re: Would power destroy you?
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2008, 10:01:31 PM »
I don't actually *have* super powers, so my answer might be different if I did.

I've never been good at hypothetical questions. 
Logged
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

Offline Odin's Hand

  • is your new god!
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5486
  • Reputation: +366/-25
  • Quarters Champion
Re: Would power destroy you?
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2008, 10:04:00 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on April 20, 2008, 09:56:59 PM
Quote from: Odin's Hand on April 20, 2008, 09:30:55 PM
Superman is rolling over in his grave with these replies.

Superman was a little bitch in a speedo.

Which is why he is in his grave prematurely.
Logged
"Hell is full of good wishes and desires"~St. Bernhard of Clairvaux

"Brave men are found where brave men are honored."~Aristotle

"Generally speaking, the "Way of the Warrior" is resolute acceptance of death."~ Miyamoto Musashi

Offline mamacags

  • Smells like teen spirit
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4281
  • Reputation: +444/-113
  • Little Miss Cranky Pants
Re: Would power destroy you?
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2008, 10:09:01 PM »
Didn't they make Superman a big old homerseckul in one of the last comics?
Logged
All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.
Winston Churchill

Offline Dixie*Darling

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1117
  • Reputation: +133/-25
Re: Would power destroy you?
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2008, 10:10:04 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on April 20, 2008, 09:56:59 PM
Quote from: Odin's Hand on April 20, 2008, 09:30:55 PM
Superman is rolling over in his grave with these replies.

Superman was a little bitch in a speedo.

Wonder Woman kicked Superman's ass! 

[youtube=425,350]ZBd4ZE6ccUI[/youtube]
Logged

Offline Odin's Hand

  • is your new god!
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5486
  • Reputation: +366/-25
  • Quarters Champion
Re: Would power destroy you?
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2008, 10:26:45 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on April 20, 2008, 10:09:01 PM
Didn't they make Superman a big old homerseckul in one of the last comics?

Yeah, I think the new incarnation of Superman, as a teenager, is a fag.
Logged
"Hell is full of good wishes and desires"~St. Bernhard of Clairvaux

"Brave men are found where brave men are honored."~Aristotle

"Generally speaking, the "Way of the Warrior" is resolute acceptance of death."~ Miyamoto Musashi

Offline Chris_

  • Little Lebowski Urban Achiever
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 46845
  • Reputation: +2028/-266
Re: Would power destroy you?
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2008, 10:30:04 PM »
If I had absolute power, I would give both clintons the red ass, and then retire to a nice island.  After a while of rest I would become a lawyer just because no one would get the joke but me.
Logged
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »