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Rare Arctic ptarmigan causes flap when it stops by Darlington power plant
http://www.thestar.com/news/article/1008739--rare-arctic-ptarmigan-causes-flap-when-it-stops-by-darlington-power-plant#article

A ptarmigan is near a nuclear power plant. It was sent there to protect it from rabbits who plan to cause nuclear meltdowns to kill humans.
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Rare Arctic ptarmigan causes flap when it stops by Darlington power plant
http://www.thestar.com/news/article/1008739--rare-arctic-ptarmigan-causes-flap-when-it-stops-by-darlington-power-plant#article

A ptarmigan is near a nuclear power plant. It was sent there to protect it from rabbits who plan to cause nuclear meltdowns to kill humans.

Or, alternately, it was tricked into going there by bunnies, so it could absorb all of the radiation from a future leak. :tongue: :fuelfire: :whistling:
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