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Offline LC EFA

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« on: June 14, 2011, 05:28:58 AM »
The recent influx of spam-trolls got me thinking....

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Re: Spammers
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2011, 06:02:16 AM »
prickly pear up their ass :whistling:
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Re: Spammers
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2011, 06:38:22 AM »
woodchipper...
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Re: Spammers
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2011, 06:39:27 AM »
fire ants and honey -- it's a slower, more delicious process.
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Re: Spammers
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2011, 06:54:11 AM »
all of the above, in a certain and progressively worse order.
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Re: Spammers
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2011, 09:26:28 AM »
Take off and nuke 'em from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.
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Re: Spammers
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2011, 09:56:49 AM »
Quote from: Gina on June 14, 2011, 06:02:16 AM
prickly pear up their ass :whistling:

God, you turn me on...

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Re: Spammers
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2011, 12:23:54 PM »
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Re: Spammers
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2011, 12:31:29 PM »
We should put spammers and trolls' decapitated heads on stakes at the gate.  :fuelfire:
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Re: Spammers
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2011, 01:09:29 PM »
Other: Slightly disembowled, hamstrung and left for nocturnal predators.
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Re: Spammers
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2011, 01:10:15 PM »
Introduce them to the DUmp?
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Re: Spammers
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2011, 01:12:22 PM »
Deport them to North Korea and let them live in the communist utopia they preach.
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Re: Spammers
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2011, 04:06:51 PM »
Oh oh!!!!! shove them all up Mooshelle's asscrack and end their misery  :hyper:   Her asscrack is big enough for all this libs!
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Re: Spammers
« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2011, 05:06:14 PM »
I like the old American Tar and Feather!
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Re: Spammers
« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2011, 11:21:14 PM »
Turn the registration back on and let's have at them.It's no fun hiding behind a firewall.. :banghead:
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Re: Spammers
« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2011, 12:27:04 AM »
Force them to use Dial-up, I'm sure most of them never have.
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Re: Spammers
« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2011, 12:52:57 AM »
Quote from: Bondai on June 14, 2011, 11:21:14 PM
Turn the registration back on and let's have at them.It's no fun hiding behind a firewall.. :banghead:

If they were interested in presenting a valid and coherent argument that would be ideal.

Several hundred posts by multiple users - each containing an identical or nearly identical picture that had no relevance or bearing on the thread at hand and were at best offensive content - is not "presenting a valid and coherent argument".
 
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Re: Spammers
« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2011, 04:09:55 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on June 14, 2011, 06:39:27 AM
fire ants and honey -- it's a slower, more delicious process.

And it feeds the ants.
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Re: Spammers
« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2011, 05:47:58 AM »
Quote from: LC EFA on June 15, 2011, 12:52:57 AM
If they were interested in presenting a valid and coherent argument that would be ideal.

Several hundred posts by multiple users - each containing an identical or nearly identical picture that had no relevance or bearing on the thread at hand and were at best offensive content - is not "presenting a valid and coherent argument".
 

Yeh, it's like some asshole coming into your office and farting then leaving.  The smell stays.
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Re: Spammers
« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2011, 11:14:19 AM »
Quote from: Gina on June 15, 2011, 05:47:58 AM
Yeh, it's like some asshole coming into your office and farting then leaving.  The smell stays.

Yeah, and if you're REALLY talented (and foul) you can get some serious delay and/or hang time, which makes it easier to blame on someone else.

Or you could just get a sock puppet and return the favor to their asses on their websites.
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Re: Spammers
« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2011, 11:28:50 PM »
Sounds like everyone is a scared of em'  :yahoo:
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