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Offline ReardenSteel

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Man bites Cop (figuratively speaking)
« on: April 19, 2008, 07:04:36 PM »
Fark headline.... (hat tip to Fark)
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College: $40,000. Passing the bar: $30,000. Knowing the specific statute that gives you authority to issue a police officer a parking ticket: priceless
http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/Content?oid=753233&category=22101

Turning the Tables
Citizen Issues Parking Ticket to Cop
BY MATT DAVIS
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A CITIZEN who watched a cop illegally park, then walk into a Chinese restaurant to wait for his food, has issued the officer a series of citizen-initiated parking violations.

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Bryant alleges Stensgaard was in violation of state statutes on illegal parking, illegal stopping, obeying parking restrictions on state highways, and illegal operation of an emergency vehicle or ambulance—the violations carry fines totaling $540.

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"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
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Re: Man bites Cop (figuratively speaking)
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2008, 08:19:02 PM »
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Barney and Gomer "Citizens Arrest"

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Re: Man bites Cop (figuratively speaking)
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2008, 08:26:33 PM »

Barney and Gomer "Citizens Arrest"

H5. LOL  :lmao:
"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

Offline Chris_

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Re: Man bites Cop (figuratively speaking)
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2008, 12:04:10 AM »
He's gonna be known, by every cop in Oregon, as the smart ass prick that ticketed a cop. This might be a good time to consider moving...
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