Olbermann's foot

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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun Jun-12-11 07:03 PM
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anyone know what happened to Olbermann's foot?
   
He tweeted this a bit ago:

KeithOlbermann Despite the worsening condition of my left foot, tonight's Thurber Reading and Festival will proceed as planned at NYC's 92nd St Y

BadgerKid Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun Jun-12-11 08:05 PM
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6. See the youtube vid of him on Letterman.
   
He ran in minimalist running shoes, which wasn't recommended for heavier runners.

If you believe Keith Olbermann is a runner, you are dumber than the average DUmmie.  

I read his stupid tweets.  He wears some kind of foot glove when he walks which can't be very often based on his bloated appearance.  He claims that he escalated his walks to include an intermittent 15 seconds of "running", but that on his first attempt he developed a severe stress fracture in his foot.  Gallantly, he  doesn't blame foot glove for his misfortune, he just infers it.  In fact, he claims he wore foot glove for over a year with short walks before he attempted his first 15 second jog, and that foot glove was more than adequately broken-in.  He likes using a cane because he feels it give him an aura of gravitas.

That's the kind of super interesting stuff you learn when you follow Keith Olbermann on Twitter.

[diesel driver]

He hurt it either from tripping over his own tongue, or from kicking himself in the ass, for going on Current.   

[Traveshamockery]

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If you believe Keith Olbermann is a runner, you are dumber than the average DUmmie.  

I read his stupid tweets.  He wears some kind of foot glove when he walks which can't be very often based on his bloated appearance.  He claims that he escalated his walks to include an intermittent 15 seconds of "running", but that on his first attempt he developed a severe stress fracture in his foot.  Gallantly, he  doesn't blame foot glove for his misfortune, he just infers it.  In fact, he claims he wore foot glove for over a year with short walks before he attempted his first 15 second jog, and that foot glove was more than adequately broken-in.  He likes using a cane because he feels it give him an aura of gravitas.

That's the kind of super interesting stuff you learn when you follow Keith Olbermann on Twitter.

I love following KO on Twitter.  I have learned a lot from his very elegant and productive style of debate against those who disagree with him.  He so very patiently explains his position and beliefs.


 

[Karin]

Love your avatar, Traves!

[Ralph Wiggum]

I'm pretty sure whatever happened to his foot, he'll blame it on Dick Cheney or ChimpyMcBusHitler.

[terry]

Despite the worsening condition of my left foot, tonight's Thurber Reading and Festival will proceed as planned at NYC's 92nd St Y

What a whiner. If you're not canceling the event then why do you have to discuss your left foot at all, other than to get attention for it.

[VelvetElvis]

Update:
"After a series of medical tests, Mr. Queef's foot malady has been diagnosed as a septic infection caused by a human bite. 
Dental impressions at the wound site confirmed that the identity of the biter was none other than Mr. Queef himself.  Doctor's marveled at how long Mr Queef had been able to avoid this injury in the past, in light of his insistence on inserting said appendage into his oral cavity more or less continuously during his 'professional' broadcast career."

[Traveshamockery]

Love your avatar, Traves!

Thanks, Karin! Stole it from Michelle Malkin's website.  She was talking about Sarah Palin's e-mail "project" but it seemed so appropriate for here, too. 

[Boudicca]

Update:
"After a series of medical tests, Mr. Queef's foot malady has been diagnosed as a septic infection caused by a human bite. 
Dental impressions at the wound site confirmed that the identity of the biter was none other than Mr. Queef himself.  Doctor's marveled at how long Mr Queef had been able to avoid this injury in the past, in light of his insistence on inserting said appendage into his oral cavity more or less continuously during his 'professional' broadcast career."

  

[FlaGator]

Update:
"After a series of medical tests, Mr. Queef's foot malady has been diagnosed as a septic infection caused by a human bite. 
Dental impressions at the wound site confirmed that the identity of the biter was none other than Mr. Queef himself.  Doctor's marveled at how long Mr Queef had been able to avoid this injury in the past, in light of his insistence on inserting said appendage into his oral cavity more or less continuously during his 'professional' broadcast career."

And all this time I thought that a proctologist botched the surgery when they removed it from his own butt.