I wonder if Priestly was talking about Carl. His first name is Carl, but instead of going by Carl he uses the initial "C". His last name is Mylittletallywacker.
Or maybe Priestly was talking about Ike. Ike's middle name is Bagwell, and he often uses the initials "I" and "B" instead of using his actual names. His last name is Readytowhipmypeckerout.
They both did an interview with the local paper. I found a transcript.
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Reporter: I know this has got to be embarrassing to you.
C: You don't know the half of it. It's terrible.
I.B.: Yeah, unless you've experienced it yourself you really can't know how we feel.
Reporter: Do people tease you a lot?
I.B.: Constantly.
C: Sometimes to the point that you just want to separate yourself from society completely.
Reporter: Has it affected your love life?
C: What love life?
I.B.: Why would we want to subject any one to the shame and humiliation that we feel?
Reporter: Have you thought about changing your names?
C: What good would that do?
Reporter: Well, your names are the source of your problems. Changing them seems like the sensible thing to do.
I.B.: I don't understand. I mean, I know we have strange names and all, but that's just life. Even if we changed them the people who know us will still know that our parents vote democrat.
Reporter: Vote democrat?
C: Yeah man. Can you imagine the shame? Knowing every election our parents are going to vote democrat? How's a decent guy supposed to live that down?
