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There used to be 1400 miles between Sarah Palin and the rest of the US   Updated at 10:20 AM
   
I, for one, am very, very sad that she might be moving to the lower 48. I shudder to think how much more of her we are going to see now.

I shutter that you teach children.  :whatever:

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Re: There used to be 1400 miles between Sarah Palin (Snoutport)
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2011, 08:53:49 AM »
I shutter that you teach children.  :whatever:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1267021

I shudder to think of how much more of the snoutpout primitive we're going to see in the DUmpster, now that he's an unannounced candidate for Top Primitive of 2011.

Doesn't he give one the impression of a prissy squiggly short fat guy?

Ehew.
apres moi, le deluge

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Re: There used to be 1400 miles between Sarah Palin (Snoutport)
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2011, 09:04:52 AM »
I shudder to think of how much more of the snoutpout primitive we're going to see in the DUmpster, now that he's an unannounced candidate for Top Primitive of 2011.

Doesn't he give one the impression of a prissy squiggly short fat guy?

Ehew.

He is really making a name for himself at the DUmp huh Frank?

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Re: There used to be 1400 miles between Sarah Palin (Snoutport)
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2011, 09:37:57 AM »
He is really making a name for himself at the DUmp huh Frank?

I've noticed that anything with "snoutpout" in the title of the thread draws--not only decent and civilized people here, but lurking primitives too.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: There used to be 1400 miles between Sarah Palin (Snoutport)
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2011, 09:57:34 AM »
It's a he with a husband. 

His penchant for exaggeration bodes well for future bouncy tales.  The ParGen seems to work especially well on him, too.  Could be a contender. 

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Re: There used to be 1400 miles between Sarah Palin (Snoutport)
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2011, 10:01:58 AM »
The ParGen seems to work especially well on him, too.  Could be a contender.

Yeah.

GOBUCKS was the inspiration for the invention of the ParGen, the paranoia generator, and it was first tested on the unappellated eohippus, and now's being tested on the snoutpout primitive.

It works like a cattle-prod.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: There used to be 1400 miles between Sarah Palin (Snoutport)
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2011, 10:43:25 AM »
Just wait until she moves east.

I got that.  I really did.  Little white house with a little fence.   :-)

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Re: There used to be 1400 miles between Sarah Palin (Snoutport)
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2011, 12:02:33 PM »
I've noticed that anything with "snoutpout" in the title of the thread draws--not only decent and civilized people here, but lurking primitives too.

And the Google web crawler.   :-)

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Re: There used to be 1400 miles between Sarah Palin (Snoutport)
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2011, 04:02:47 PM »
I got that.  I really did.  Little white house with a little fence.   :-)

^5 for you, then.
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Re: There used to be 1400 miles between Sarah Palin (Snoutport)
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2011, 12:11:42 AM »
Snootpoop is making the sprint far too early.
Silly amateur will burn out by the first of August.
Nads, on the other hand, spooked the rest of the tribe into a stampede, then backed off.
She's pacing herself quite well.
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