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Re: Would you say anything to people who have a black jockey outside?
« Reply #25 on: June 09, 2011, 07:12:07 PM »
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56. This family isn't black, and they probably don't know
   
about the good or the bad stories. I am obviously making an assumption here, but I live in a pretty backward racist area.

You're a liberal so anywhere you are is a pretty backward racist area. You bring it with you. Like Pigpen and his dust cloud.
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Re: Would you say anything to people who have a black jockey outside?
« Reply #26 on: June 09, 2011, 07:14:14 PM »
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57. Well, A Couple Of Things
   
First, i know how to pick my spots. I can sense a punk when there is a punk present.

Secondly, i was a nationally ranked boxer when i was in college, so i can handle myself.

Put a person who can handle themselves in a situation with a punk, and there is little reason for concern.

But, thanks for the compliment.
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Re: Would you say anything to people who have a black jockey outside?
« Reply #27 on: June 09, 2011, 07:16:14 PM »
What if the figure was painted to be caucasian?
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Re: Would you say anything to people who have a black jockey outside?
« Reply #28 on: June 09, 2011, 08:04:41 PM »
Just found this. WTF

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Re: Would you say anything to people who have a black jockey outside?
« Reply #29 on: June 09, 2011, 09:12:04 PM »
You mean you can actually buy those things? Wait until I tell the neighbors. They've been paying a guy a couple of bucks a day to dress in the suit and stand out on the lawn in that pose.
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Re: Would you say anything to people who have a black jockey outside?
« Reply #30 on: June 10, 2011, 12:15:15 PM »
I painted my white, just to be non discriminatory.
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Re: Would you say anything to people who have a black jockey outside?
« Reply #31 on: June 10, 2011, 12:29:04 PM »
those things are all down here where I live...black and white jockeys.  Now what really gets me are the black santas at Christmas  :lmao:






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Re: Would you say anything to people who have a black jockey outside?
« Reply #32 on: June 10, 2011, 09:29:53 PM »
those things are all down here where I live...black and white jockeys.  Now what really gets me are the black santas at Christmas  :lmao:

I seen them!  Whoa Nelly!
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Re: Would you say anything to people who have a black jockey outside?
« Reply #33 on: June 10, 2011, 10:24:07 PM »
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57. Well, A Couple Of Things
   
First, i know how to pick my spots. I can sense a punk when there is a punk present.

Translation:  "I don't mess with anyone that looks like they can kick my ass".

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Secondly, i was a nationally ranked boxer when i was in college, so i can handle myself.

Translation:  "I am a bully and a coward who will talk shit to a smaller person."

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Put a person who can handle themselves in a situation with a punk, and there is little reason for concern.

Translation:  "If a 'punk' rares up at me, I will run."


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Re: Would you say anything to people who have a black jockey outside?
« Reply #34 on: June 10, 2011, 10:30:06 PM »
IassaFTots' power-puff girl would kick his sorry ass. :fuelfire:
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Re: Would you say anything to people who have a black jockey outside?
« Reply #35 on: June 10, 2011, 10:36:14 PM »
IassaFTots power-puff girl would kick his sorry ass. :fuelfire:

Hope you don't mind the change.   I wouldn't bet against her, even with one hand tied behind her back, and the other wielding a tall, frosty brew.  :-)

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Re: Would you say anything to people who have a black jockey outside?
« Reply #36 on: June 10, 2011, 10:49:55 PM »
Remind me never to cross the girl.
Warn me if I do. :violinwhack:
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Re: Would you say anything to people who have a black jockey outside?
« Reply #37 on: June 11, 2011, 08:15:08 AM »
 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I got no patience for punks.  Except of course Joey Ramone.   :-)
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Re: Would you say anything to people who have a black jockey outside?
« Reply #38 on: June 14, 2011, 05:47:19 AM »
I seen them!  Whoa Nelly!

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Re: Would you say anything to people who have a black jockey outside?
« Reply #39 on: June 15, 2011, 11:06:48 AM »
You mean you can actually buy those things? Wait until I tell the neighbors. They've been paying a guy a couple of bucks a day to dress in the suit and stand out on the lawn in that pose.

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