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The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« on: April 18, 2008, 08:49:59 PM »

I just spilled a beer across my laptop.

I was already having a crappy week.

who HATES humanity?!?!


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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2008, 08:59:08 PM »
I don't hate humanity but I often wonder why keyboard guards don't come standard on all computer keyboards?  I mean, keyboard/laptop manufactures know it is messy human beings who use these things.  It doesn't take a genius.  Or maybe it does.

After the ^H or ^? from LUNIX, it's my number 2 or 3 pet peeve.  Usually only after I have spilled something on a keyboard.
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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2008, 08:59:49 PM »
HA!
I had a 12 pound box of Hershey's chocolate delivered here today! 
9 bags of Hershey's new Bliss chocolates plus other goodies to share with family and friends.

I shall eat one now and try to feel your pain.


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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2008, 09:01:44 PM »
Look at my user title.
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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2008, 09:03:51 PM »

I just spilled a beer across my laptop.

I was already having a crappy week.

who HATES humanity?!?!



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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2008, 09:05:10 PM »

I just spilled a beer across my laptop.

I was already having a crappy week.

who HATES humanity?!?!



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kiss my butt!

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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2008, 09:07:06 PM »
I had a great day visiting my daughter in Forney.  We went garage sale-ing.  We ordered pizza.  We drank a cocktail in the middle of the afternoon.  

Yes, Sir.  It was a great day.  

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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2008, 09:07:42 PM »

I just spilled a beer across my laptop.

I was already having a crappy week.

who HATES humanity?!?!



 :tongue:

kiss my butt!
if you hadn't been engaging in preventative health care while trying to balance your laptop in your lap, surf internet porn and drink a beer at the same time none of this would have happened...

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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2008, 09:07:49 PM »
I don't hate humanity but I often wonder why keyboard guards don't come standard on all computer keyboards?  I mean, keyboard/laptop manufactures know it is messy human beings who use these things.  It doesn't take a genius.  Or maybe it does.

After the ^H or ^? from LUNIX, it's my number 2 or 3 pet peeve.  Usually only after I have spilled something on a keyboard.

well, after talking to my experts, it turns out that Dell anticipated my beer spillage.  there is a "well" that collects
such things beneath the keyboard . . . .

so, much to y'all's chagrin, I am still here. :-)

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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2008, 09:32:39 PM »
I am appropriately inebriated for tonight's festivities. I spilled bear on my last laptop :whatever: I am on a different laptop now because of that incident :whatever:

I don't hate humanity..mostly :fuelfire:

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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2008, 09:35:33 PM »
I am appropriately inebriated for tonight's festivities. I spilled bear on my last laptop :whatever: I am on a different laptop now because of that incident :whatever:

I don't hate humanity..mostly :fuelfire:

omg!  how did you sill a whole bear?

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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2008, 09:38:17 PM »
I had a great day visiting my daughter in Forney.  We went garage sale-ing.  We ordered pizza.  We drank a cocktail in the middle of the afternoon.   

Yes, Sir.  It was a great day. 

I dunno.

I finished a book earlier this evening.

Not a good idea, because finishing a book is like the end of a life.

It makes me melancholy.

I found a book in the 25-cent bin at a bookstore in the "big city," when I was picking up some other books (not 25-cent books, though), published in 1935.  It was a history of the laundry business in America.

Enchanting.  Engrossing.  Compelling.

Yes, I mean that, seriously.  I couldn't put it down.

Really.

It was profusely illustrated with all sorts of heavy-duty laundry equipment too, state of the art stuff circa the mid-1930s.  I always wondered what those cylindrical things were, that were actually hot-irons; apparently it was a handy way of ironing bed-sheets.

I felt sad and depressed and melancholy when I finished it because I realized this was a heart-warming charming aspect of American life and culture that will no longer be; when housewives sent laundry out to be done.

Probably there's nobody alive any more who recalls this; when mom sent the laundry out once a week to be done at a large laundry plant; washing, drying, and ironing.  And then the delivery man brought everything back.
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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2008, 09:39:32 PM »
I am appropriately inebriated for tonight's festivities. I spilled bear on my last laptop :whatever: I am on a different laptop now because of that incident :whatever:

I don't hate humanity..mostly :fuelfire:

omg!  how did you sill a whole bear?

Like I said, I'm appropriately inebriated and apparently it shows :lmao:

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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2008, 09:40:36 PM »

a word to the wise;  never read fiction if the author is still alive.


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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2008, 09:41:25 PM »
I am appropriately inebriated for tonight's festivities. I spilled bear on my last laptop :whatever: I am on a different laptop now because of that incident :whatever:

I don't hate humanity..mostly :fuelfire:

omg!  how did you sill a whole bear?

Like I said, I'm appropriately inebriated and apparently it shows :lmao:

heh

combustible materials?

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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2008, 09:42:14 PM »
I had a great day visiting my daughter in Forney.  We went garage sale-ing.  We ordered pizza.  We drank a cocktail in the middle of the afternoon.   

Yes, Sir.  It was a great day. 

I dunno.

I finished a book earlier this evening.

Not a good idea, because finishing a book is like the end of a life.

It makes me melancholy.

I found a book in the 25-cent bin at a bookstore in the "big city," when I was picking up some other books (not 25-cent books, though), published in 1935.  It was a history of the laundry business in America.

Enchanting.  Engrossing.  Compelling.

Yes, I mean that, seriously.  I couldn't put it down.

Really.

It was profusely illustrated with all sorts of heavy-duty laundry equipment too, state of the art stuff circa the mid-1930s.  I always wondered what those cylindrical things were, that were actually hot-irons; apparently it was a handy way of ironing bed-sheets.

I felt sad and depressed and melancholy when I finished it because I realized this was a heart-warming charming aspect of American life and culture that will no longer be; when housewives sent laundry out to be done.

Probably there's nobody alive any more who recalls this; when mom sent the laundry out once a week to be done at a large laundry plant; washing, drying, and ironing.  And then the delivery man brought everything back.
the huge ironing machine was called a "mangle"
my mother was sent out at the age of 13 to make her way in the world on her own and one of her first jobs was in a laundry...she used to talk about the equipment and working the long hot hours...

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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2008, 09:42:40 PM »
I submitted a research paper, but the last sentence is killing me.
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« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2008, 09:43:41 PM »
What was your last sentence in the paper?
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« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2008, 09:45:36 PM »
I had a great day visiting my daughter in Forney.  We went garage sale-ing.  We ordered pizza.  We drank a cocktail in the middle of the afternoon.   

Yes, Sir.  It was a great day. 

I dunno.

I finished a book earlier this evening.

Not a good idea, because finishing a book is like the end of a life.

It makes me melancholy.

I found a book in the 25-cent bin at a bookstore in the "big city," when I was picking up some other books (not 25-cent books, though), published in 1935.  It was a history of the laundry business in America.

Enchanting.  Engrossing.  Compelling.

Yes, I mean that, seriously.  I couldn't put it down.

Really.

It was profusely illustrated with all sorts of heavy-duty laundry equipment too, state of the art stuff circa the mid-1930s.  I always wondered what those cylindrical things were, that were actually hot-irons; apparently it was a handy way of ironing bed-sheets.

I felt sad and depressed and melancholy when I finished it because I realized this was a heart-warming charming aspect of American life and culture that will no longer be; when housewives sent laundry out to be done.

Probably there's nobody alive any more who recalls this; when mom sent the laundry out once a week to be done at a large laundry plant; washing, drying, and ironing.  And then the delivery man brought everything back.

I always feel a sense of loss when I finish a book.  It is like an intense relationship that abruptly ends.  There is a feeling of regret.

Folks do still send there laundry out, Frank.  Lots of people.  It is still a thriving business.

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« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2008, 09:47:50 PM »
What was your last sentence in the paper?


"Hopefully, no more tragedies like this will ever happen again."
 :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright:

middle school level at best.
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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2008, 09:47:58 PM »
I am appropriately inebriated for tonight's festivities. I spilled bear on my last laptop :whatever: I am on a different laptop now because of that incident :whatever:

I don't hate humanity..mostly :fuelfire:

omg!  how did you sill a whole bear?

Like I said, I'm appropriately inebriated and apparently it shows :lmao:

heh

combustible materials?

worse :o

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Re: The WE "I am so PISSED off!" happy hour thread!
« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2008, 09:48:07 PM »
I had a great day visiting my daughter in Forney.  We went garage sale-ing.  We ordered pizza.  We drank a cocktail in the middle of the afternoon.   

Yes, Sir.  It was a great day. 

I dunno.

I finished a book earlier this evening.

Not a good idea, because finishing a book is like the end of a life.

It makes me melancholy.

I found a book in the 25-cent bin at a bookstore in the "big city," when I was picking up some other books (not 25-cent books, though), published in 1935.  It was a history of the laundry business in America.

Enchanting.  Engrossing.  Compelling.

Yes, I mean that, seriously.  I couldn't put it down.

Really.

It was profusely illustrated with all sorts of heavy-duty laundry equipment too, state of the art stuff circa the mid-1930s.  I always wondered what those cylindrical things were, that were actually hot-irons; apparently it was a handy way of ironing bed-sheets.

I felt sad and depressed and melancholy when I finished it because I realized this was a heart-warming charming aspect of American life and culture that will no longer be; when housewives sent laundry out to be done.

Probably there's nobody alive any more who recalls this; when mom sent the laundry out once a week to be done at a large laundry plant; washing, drying, and ironing.  And then the delivery man brought everything back.
the huge ironing machine was called a "mangle"
my mother was sent out at the age of 13 to make her way in the world on her own and one of her first jobs was in a laundry...she used to talk about the equipment and working the long hot hours...


My mother-inlaw, Lord rest her soul, worked in a laundry for years.  She never let my wife forget it either.  

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« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2008, 09:48:55 PM »
What was your last sentence in the paper?


"Hopefully, no more tragedies like this will ever happen again."
 :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright: :thatsright:

middle school level at best.

tread lightly, john.

consider that advice.


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« Reply #23 on: April 18, 2008, 09:49:06 PM »
I found out tonight I can answer MENSA questions accurately when drinking. Does that say something about me or MENSA? hmmm :popcorn:

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« Reply #24 on: April 18, 2008, 09:49:30 PM »
I agree it's like some association that suddenly ends, when one finishes a book.

But I'd hesitate to use the word "regret."

Commercial laundries must exist only in blue cities nowadays; I've never seen one in my life.

Dry cleaning places, yeah, sure, they're all over.  But not full-service-and-delivery laundries, that I've seen.

It's a neat idea; it beats going to a laundromat.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."