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What in the wide wide world of sports is going on in here?  :innocent:
I dunno its crazy! :-)
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Oh please! You're being silly.  :hyper:
In a "I want to live" sort of way.


I am surprised that I have no takers as of yet.
Thats awesome! count me in :cheersmate:

I should have known you would be game. Stay tuned!
Was that a shot? :therock: :-) I wonder how many have actually went over the edge. Also,I still can't figure out why the current isn't stronger at the edge? Is it really deep in that part?

A shot? Hmmmmm.....  :naughty:

If you will trust the writers of Wikipedia....

"A famous feature is a naturally formed pool known as the Devil's Swimming Pool, near the edge of the falls, accessed via Livingstone Island. When the river flow is at a safe level, usually during the months of September and December, people can swim as close as possible to the edge of the falls within the pool without continuing over the edge and falling into the gorge; this is possible due to a natural rock wall just below the water and at the very edge of the falls that stops their progress despite the current.[13]"



Well then...I shall be there with my trusty bottle of Absolut and a few cigars :-) Oh! and my water wings :-) LETS ROCK SCHADE! :rocker2:
Water wings for a grown man...is that like an intertube around each arm? Enquiring minds.

 :evillaugh:
Did you just call me fat? :therock: :-)

Shannon, is that you?  :-)
Sorry! Not everyone can be a garbage man you know! :bawl: :-)

Pity that.  :tongue: :lmao:
Guess that explains the B huh? :-)

As I recall, I probably got an A last night...I was just...that good.  :lmao:

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What in the wide wide world of sports is going on in here?  :innocent:

Toast is dissing me despite the fact that I have the makings of an incredible public speaker.  :lmao:(yes, Schade, it went great! The speech :evillaugh: :lmao:)

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Oh please! You're being silly.  :hyper:
In a "I want to live" sort of way.


I am surprised that I have no takers as of yet.
Thats awesome! count me in :cheersmate:

I should have known you would be game. Stay tuned!
Was that a shot? :therock: :-) I wonder how many have actually went over the edge. Also,I still can't figure out why the current isn't stronger at the edge? Is it really deep in that part?

A shot? Hmmmmm.....  :naughty:

If you will trust the writers of Wikipedia....

"A famous feature is a naturally formed pool known as the Devil's Swimming Pool, near the edge of the falls, accessed via Livingstone Island. When the river flow is at a safe level, usually during the months of September and December, people can swim as close as possible to the edge of the falls within the pool without continuing over the edge and falling into the gorge; this is possible due to a natural rock wall just below the water and at the very edge of the falls that stops their progress despite the current.[13]"



Well then...I shall be there with my trusty bottle of Absolut and a few cigars :-) Oh! and my water wings :-) LETS ROCK SCHADE! :rocker2:
Water wings for a grown man...is that like an intertube around each arm? Enquiring minds.

 :evillaugh:
Did you just call me fat? :therock: :-)

Shannon, is that you?  :-)
Sorry! Not everyone can be a garbage man you know! :bawl: :-)

Pity that.  :tongue: :lmao:
Guess that explains the B huh? :-)

As I recall, I probably got an A last night...I was just...that good.  :lmao:
The oral presentation? :-)
Call me "Asshole" One more time!

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Well peeps. Don't do anything I would do :evillaugh: Off to take another exam.  :whatever: :-)

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What in the wide wide world of sports is going on in here?  :innocent:

Toast is dissing me despite the fact that I have the makings of an incredible public speaker.  :lmao:(yes, Schade, it went great! The speech :evillaugh: :lmao:)

I was hoping all went well. Better you than me.
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Oh please! You're being silly.  :hyper:
In a "I want to live" sort of way.


I am surprised that I have no takers as of yet.
Thats awesome! count me in :cheersmate:

I should have known you would be game. Stay tuned!
Was that a shot? :therock: :-) I wonder how many have actually went over the edge. Also,I still can't figure out why the current isn't stronger at the edge? Is it really deep in that part?

A shot? Hmmmmm.....  :naughty:

If you will trust the writers of Wikipedia....

"A famous feature is a naturally formed pool known as the Devil's Swimming Pool, near the edge of the falls, accessed via Livingstone Island. When the river flow is at a safe level, usually during the months of September and December, people can swim as close as possible to the edge of the falls within the pool without continuing over the edge and falling into the gorge; this is possible due to a natural rock wall just below the water and at the very edge of the falls that stops their progress despite the current.[13]"



Well then...I shall be there with my trusty bottle of Absolut and a few cigars :-) Oh! and my water wings :-) LETS ROCK SCHADE! :rocker2:
Water wings for a grown man...is that like an intertube around each arm? Enquiring minds.

 :evillaugh:
Did you just call me fat? :therock: :-)

Shannon, is that you?  :-)
Sorry! Not everyone can be a garbage man you know! :bawl: :-)

Pity that.  :tongue: :lmao:
Guess that explains the B huh? :-)

As I recall, I probably got an A last night...I was just...that good.  :lmao:
The oral presentation? :-)

I prefer verbal due to the overtly naughty connotations associated with the word oral and we all know I am a prude, after all. Thank you.  :innocent:

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Oh please! You're being silly.  :hyper:
In a "I want to live" sort of way.


I am surprised that I have no takers as of yet.
Thats awesome! count me in :cheersmate:

I should have known you would be game. Stay tuned!
Was that a shot? :therock: :-) I wonder how many have actually went over the edge. Also,I still can't figure out why the current isn't stronger at the edge? Is it really deep in that part?

A shot? Hmmmmm.....  :naughty:

If you will trust the writers of Wikipedia....

"A famous feature is a naturally formed pool known as the Devil's Swimming Pool, near the edge of the falls, accessed via Livingstone Island. When the river flow is at a safe level, usually during the months of September and December, people can swim as close as possible to the edge of the falls within the pool without continuing over the edge and falling into the gorge; this is possible due to a natural rock wall just below the water and at the very edge of the falls that stops their progress despite the current.[13]"



Well then...I shall be there with my trusty bottle of Absolut and a few cigars :-) Oh! and my water wings :-) LETS ROCK SCHADE! :rocker2:
Water wings for a grown man...is that like an intertube around each arm? Enquiring minds.

 :evillaugh:
Did you just call me fat? :therock: :-)

Shannon, is that you?  :-)
Sorry! Not everyone can be a garbage man you know! :bawl: :-)

Pity that.  :tongue: :lmao:
Guess that explains the B huh? :-)

As I recall, I probably got an A last night...I was just...that good.  :lmao:
The oral presentation? :-)

I prefer verbal due to the overtly naughty connotations associated with the word oral and we all know I am a prude, after all. Thank you.  :innocent:
Unless one is hanging off the back of a garbage truck! :-)
Call me "Asshole" One more time!

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What in the wide wide world of sports is going on in here?  :innocent:

Toast is dissing me despite the fact that I have the makings of an incredible public speaker.  :lmao:(yes, Schade, it went great! The speech :evillaugh: :lmao:)

I was hoping all went well. Better you than me.

Well I went first and the first thing out of the students mouths was "Well, I'm not going now" LOL
and the professor..."That was good. That was very very good"

I actually surprised myself. LOL

I found out I'm a walker too...I work the stage..Imagine that? :evillaugh: :lmao:

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Oh please! You're being silly.  :hyper:
In a "I want to live" sort of way.


I am surprised that I have no takers as of yet.
Thats awesome! count me in :cheersmate:

I should have known you would be game. Stay tuned!
Was that a shot? :therock: :-) I wonder how many have actually went over the edge. Also,I still can't figure out why the current isn't stronger at the edge? Is it really deep in that part?

A shot? Hmmmmm.....  :naughty:

If you will trust the writers of Wikipedia....

"A famous feature is a naturally formed pool known as the Devil's Swimming Pool, near the edge of the falls, accessed via Livingstone Island. When the river flow is at a safe level, usually during the months of September and December, people can swim as close as possible to the edge of the falls within the pool without continuing over the edge and falling into the gorge; this is possible due to a natural rock wall just below the water and at the very edge of the falls that stops their progress despite the current.[13]"



Well then...I shall be there with my trusty bottle of Absolut and a few cigars :-) Oh! and my water wings :-) LETS ROCK SCHADE! :rocker2:
Water wings for a grown man...is that like an intertube around each arm? Enquiring minds.

 :evillaugh:
Did you just call me fat? :therock: :-)

Shannon, is that you?  :-)
Sorry! Not everyone can be a garbage man you know! :bawl: :-)

Pity that.  :tongue: :lmao:
Guess that explains the B huh? :-)

As I recall, I probably got an A last night...I was just...that good.  :lmao:
The oral presentation? :-)

I prefer verbal due to the overtly naughty connotations associated with the word oral and we all know I am a prude, after all. Thank you.  :innocent:
Unless one is hanging off the back of a garbage truck! :-)

Oh FFS :thatsright: :lmao:

that means you win and I have to go...be good folks!

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Oh please! You're being silly.  :hyper:
In a "I want to live" sort of way.


I am surprised that I have no takers as of yet.
Thats awesome! count me in :cheersmate:

I should have known you would be game. Stay tuned!
Was that a shot? :therock: :-) I wonder how many have actually went over the edge. Also,I still can't figure out why the current isn't stronger at the edge? Is it really deep in that part?

A shot? Hmmmmm.....  :naughty:

If you will trust the writers of Wikipedia....

"A famous feature is a naturally formed pool known as the Devil's Swimming Pool, near the edge of the falls, accessed via Livingstone Island. When the river flow is at a safe level, usually during the months of September and December, people can swim as close as possible to the edge of the falls within the pool without continuing over the edge and falling into the gorge; this is possible due to a natural rock wall just below the water and at the very edge of the falls that stops their progress despite the current.[13]"



Well then...I shall be there with my trusty bottle of Absolut and a few cigars :-) Oh! and my water wings :-) LETS ROCK SCHADE! :rocker2:
Water wings for a grown man...is that like an intertube around each arm? Enquiring minds.

 :evillaugh:
Did you just call me fat? :therock: :-)

Shannon, is that you?  :-)
Sorry! Not everyone can be a garbage man you know! :bawl: :-)

Pity that.  :tongue: :lmao:
Guess that explains the B huh? :-)

As I recall, I probably got an A last night...I was just...that good.  :lmao:
The oral presentation? :-)

I prefer verbal due to the overtly naughty connotations associated with the word oral and we all know I am a prude, after all. Thank you.  :innocent:
Unless one is hanging off the back of a garbage truck! :-)

Oh FFS :thatsright: :lmao:

that means you win and I have to go...be good folks!
I win! :-) :-*
Call me "Asshole" One more time!

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Oh please! You're being silly.  :hyper:
In a "I want to live" sort of way.


I am surprised that I have no takers as of yet.
Thats awesome! count me in :cheersmate:

I should have known you would be game. Stay tuned!
Was that a shot? :therock: :-) I wonder how many have actually went over the edge. Also,I still can't figure out why the current isn't stronger at the edge? Is it really deep in that part?

A shot? Hmmmmm.....  :naughty:

If you will trust the writers of Wikipedia....

"A famous feature is a naturally formed pool known as the Devil's Swimming Pool, near the edge of the falls, accessed via Livingstone Island. When the river flow is at a safe level, usually during the months of September and December, people can swim as close as possible to the edge of the falls within the pool without continuing over the edge and falling into the gorge; this is possible due to a natural rock wall just below the water and at the very edge of the falls that stops their progress despite the current.[13]"



Well then...I shall be there with my trusty bottle of Absolut and a few cigars :-) Oh! and my water wings :-) LETS ROCK SCHADE! :rocker2:
Water wings for a grown man...is that like an intertube around each arm? Enquiring minds.

 :evillaugh:
Did you just call me fat? :therock: :-)

Shannon, is that you?  :-)
Sorry! Not everyone can be a garbage man you know! :bawl: :-)

Pity that.  :tongue: :lmao:
Guess that explains the B huh? :-)

As I recall, I probably got an A last night...I was just...that good.  :lmao:
The oral presentation? :-)

I prefer verbal due to the overtly naughty connotations associated with the word oral and we all know I am a prude, after all. Thank you.  :innocent:
Unless one is hanging off the back of a garbage truck! :-)

Oh FFS :thatsright: :lmao:

that means you win and I have to go...be good folks!
I win! :-) :-*

Not to be confused with 'your right' since we know men are usually only right .00009 percent of the time.  :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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Oh please! You're being silly.  :hyper:
In a "I want to live" sort of way.


I am surprised that I have no takers as of yet.
Thats awesome! count me in :cheersmate:

I should have known you would be game. Stay tuned!
Was that a shot? :therock: :-) I wonder how many have actually went over the edge. Also,I still can't figure out why the current isn't stronger at the edge? Is it really deep in that part?

A shot? Hmmmmm.....  :naughty:

If you will trust the writers of Wikipedia....

"A famous feature is a naturally formed pool known as the Devil's Swimming Pool, near the edge of the falls, accessed via Livingstone Island. When the river flow is at a safe level, usually during the months of September and December, people can swim as close as possible to the edge of the falls within the pool without continuing over the edge and falling into the gorge; this is possible due to a natural rock wall just below the water and at the very edge of the falls that stops their progress despite the current.[13]"



Well then...I shall be there with my trusty bottle of Absolut and a few cigars :-) Oh! and my water wings :-) LETS ROCK SCHADE! :rocker2:
Water wings for a grown man...is that like an intertube around each arm? Enquiring minds.

 :evillaugh:
Did you just call me fat? :therock: :-)

Shannon, is that you?  :-)
Sorry! Not everyone can be a garbage man you know! :bawl: :-)

Pity that.  :tongue: :lmao:
Guess that explains the B huh? :-)

As I recall, I probably got an A last night...I was just...that good.  :lmao:
The oral presentation? :-)

I prefer verbal due to the overtly naughty connotations associated with the word oral and we all know I am a prude, after all. Thank you.  :innocent:
Unless one is hanging off the back of a garbage truck! :-)

Oh FFS :thatsright: :lmao:

that means you win and I have to go...be good folks!
I win! :-) :-*

Not to be confused with 'your right' since we know men are usually only right .00009 percent of the time.  :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
Whatever you Gloria! :-)
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As cool as this may seem, the thing they do tell you about before they take your money is that there are parasites in the water. The parasites will swim in any way possible…cuts, eyes, even up your… :O

Who's bringing the full body condoms :o :-)
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Not to be confused with 'your right' since we know men are usually only right .00009 percent of the time.  :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
[/quote]Whatever you Gloria! :-)
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Sir, I think you just earned a bitchslap..just sayin' :bird: :-)

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As cool as this may seem, the thing they do tell you about before they take your money is that there are parasites in the water. The parasites will swim in any way possible…cuts, eyes, even up your… :O

Who's bringing the full body condoms :o :-)

I'm out! :bolt:

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As cool as this may seem, the thing they do tell you about before they take your money is that there are parasites in the water. The parasites will swim in any way possible…cuts, eyes, even up your… :O

Who's bringing the full body condoms :o :-)

I'm out! :bolt:
What? You Don't like foreign things entering your body ?:-)
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As cool as this may seem, the thing they do tell you about before they take your money is that there are parasites in the water. The parasites will swim in any way possible…cuts, eyes, even up your… :O

Who's bringing the full body condoms :o :-)

I'm out! :bolt:
What? You Don't like foreign things entering your body ?:-)

Micro organisms that could potentially cause me to bleed out from all orifices aren't exactly the kind of foreing things I want entering my body. Something like that could hinder my efforts towards engaging the 'foreign things' I do like.  :naughty: :lmao:

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Elaborate please! :-)
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What in the wide wide world of sports is going on in here?  :innocent:

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 Your going to Africa.????

Get your shots 6 months early or your arm will still be black and blue when you get there.