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I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
« on: May 30, 2011, 08:02:10 PM »
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I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
   
My neighbor has a tendency to blare his radio while he's working outside, which annoys me because I can even hear it inside our house.

So today, I go out to do some yard work, and there he is, blaring the radio again.

Rush Limbaugh was on.

I was literally able to anticipate, word-for-word, one caller's comment, because it was a typical talking point about Obama trying to take credit for killing Bin Laden. Then the fat blowhard spewed some crap about "Democrats don't WANT to kill terrorists." Not one word about Memorial Day, or honoring the troops. Of course, what would he know about this, having got out of the draft with the pus-filled boil on his ass....

I was so annoyed, I said to myself, **** this shit.

So I proceeded to start mowing the lawn right near this guy and his radio. A neighbor across the street, seeing me do this, started mowing, as well. We were soon joined by a third (Republicans can't seem to think of stuff on their own, even yard care.) Soon, there's a cacophony of lawnmowers running around this guy and his radio.

As I mowed, I smiled at the delicious irony of Rush Limbaugh being drowned out by a "feminazi" like me, who started the whole racket by firing up my environmentally-friendly electric lawnmower.

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I love how the smartest people in the world didn't catch on that today was a best of show from Rush. That's why he wasn't talking about memorial day.

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1. There's only one episode of Rush's show I want to hear
   
The one where he clutches his chest, spits up blood, and dies on air.

Yeah, I said it, and I'm serious. And once he drops dead, people like your neighbor won't have someone to tell them how to think.

More of that love from the left.

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Re: I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2011, 08:06:08 PM »
More bounce per ounce from this DUmmie's post.
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Re: I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2011, 08:09:56 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on May 30, 2011, 08:02:10 PM
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I love how the smartest people in the world didn't catch on that today was a best of show from Rush. That's why he wasn't talking about memorial day.

Thank You! I was just going to post that.
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Re: I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2011, 08:10:24 PM »
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So I proceeded to start mowing the lawn right near this guy and his radio. A neighbor across the street, seeing me do this, started mowing, as well. We were soon joined by a third (Republicans can't seem to think of stuff on their own, even yard care.) Soon, there's a cacophony of lawnmowers running around this guy and his radio.
That's just about the dumbest thing I have ever read.
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Re: I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2011, 08:45:12 PM »
I love how the DUmmy thinks an electric mower is environmentally friendly.  DUmmy, if you want to be environmentally friendly and mow your grass you need one of these;



Sheesh.  You have to tell them everything.

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Re: I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2011, 08:53:59 PM »
Umm.. aren't electric lawn mowers pretty quiet when they're running ?

Good luck drowning out a radio with one dumbass.
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Re: I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2011, 08:56:08 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on May 30, 2011, 08:45:12 PM





Figure out some way to put a gas motor on it and you'd be set  :whistling:
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Re: I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2011, 09:00:34 PM »
Why go to all of that trouble when they annoy us by just breathing our air.
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Re: I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2011, 10:05:23 PM »
Ooooh, lawnmower man strikes again! I'm sure the neighbor gave a rat's ass.

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Re: I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2011, 10:13:05 PM »
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So I proceeded to start mowing the lawn right near this guy and his radio. A neighbor across the street, seeing me do this, started mowing, as well. We were soon joined by a third (Republicans can't seem to think of stuff on their own, even yard care.) Soon, there's a cacophony of lawnmowers running around this guy and his radio.

Yeah, right!  Zero bongs.  What a worthless pile.
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Re: I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2011, 10:38:58 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on May 30, 2011, 08:02:10 PM

I love how the smartest people in the world didn't catch on that today was a best of show from Rush. That's why he wasn't talking about memorial day.


That's also why the DUmmie "was literally able to anticipate, word-for-word, one caller's comment" since this is one of the many DUmmies who always "accidentally" listen to Rush.  He had heard the program a few weeks ago when it was broadcast live, and the entire text was burred somewhere in his drug addled brain stem. 
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Re: I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2011, 05:31:50 AM »
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I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today


I was literally able to anticipate, word-for-word, one caller's comment, because it was a typical talking point about Obama trying to take credit for killing Bin Laden. Then the fat blowhard spewed some crap about "Democrats don't WANT to kill terrorists." Not one word about Memorial Day, or honoring the troops. Of course, what would he know about this, having got out of the draft with the pus-filled boil on his ass....
You know they have this cool thing on talk radio that lets them record shows. Sometimes those recorded shows are played on holidays so the host and everyone else on the show can have a day off as well. :mental:
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Re: I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2011, 07:39:19 AM »
She makes it sound like there was a mass uprising in the neighborhood against Rush.  Dumb.  Then she has to run to the DUmp to make a post about it.   :mental:
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Re: I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2011, 09:22:39 AM »
If they're like most primitives, they probably haven't bothered to mow their lawn since 2005.  Sounds like this enterprising American patriot determined that by playing Rush loud on his radio, he could entice the kooks to take care of their yards by trying to drown him out with noise.  Good for him!!

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Re: I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2011, 09:52:12 AM »
I agree that coal powered lawn mowers are very quiet.
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Re: I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
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lbrtbell Donating Member (877 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon May-30-11 04:53 PM
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I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
   
My neighbor has a tendency to blare his radio while he's working outside, which annoys me because I can even hear it inside our house.

So today, I go out to do some yard work, and there he is, blaring the radio again.

Rush Limbaugh was on.

I was literally able to anticipate, word-for-word, one caller's comment, because it was a typical talking point about Obama trying to take credit for killing Bin Laden. Then the fat blowhard spewed some crap about "Democrats don't WANT to kill terrorists." Not one word about Memorial Day, or honoring the troops. Of course, what would he know about this, having got out of the draft with the pus-filled boil on his ass....

I was so annoyed, I said to myself, **** this shit.

So I proceeded to start mowing the lawn right near this guy and his radio. A neighbor across the street, seeing me do this, started mowing, as well. We were soon joined by a third (Republicans can't seem to think of stuff on their own, even yard care.) Soon, there's a cacophony of lawnmowers running around this guy and his radio.

As I mowed, I smiled at the delicious irony of Rush Limbaugh being drowned out by a "feminazi" like me, who started the whole racket by firing up my environmentally-friendly electric lawnmower.

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Re: I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2011, 10:16:15 AM »
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So I proceeded to start mowing the lawn right near this guy and his radio. A neighbor across the street, seeing me do this, started mowing, as well. We were soon joined by a third (Republicans can't seem to think of stuff on their own, even yard care.) Soon, there's a cacophony of lawnmowers running around this guy and his radio.

WTF?  This DUmmie first says that they started mowing then two other apparent lefties joined in, but says that Republicans can't think of stuff on their own?  It seems like the Rush listener was doing yard work first and the DUmmie and friends only did some afterwards to annoy the Rush listener.
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Re: I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2011, 07:39:13 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 31, 2011, 10:16:15 AM
WTF?  This DUmmie first says that they started mowing then two other apparent lefties joined in, but says that Republicans can't think of stuff on their own?  It seems like the Rush listener was doing yard work first and the DUmmie and friends only did some afterwards to annoy the Rush listener.

Yeah that confused me as well. It was as clear as one of Obama's speeches.
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Re: I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2011, 07:44:35 PM »
Quote from: jukin on May 31, 2011, 09:52:12 AM
I agree that coal powered lawn mowers are very quiet.

Nukes are better.  Although I do have a co-worker who built a diesel-powered motorcycle which he rides to work on occasion.  Pretty neat.

Back O/T, maybe he'll find something to bitch about when Rush isn't even in tomorrow, but has to leave it to Mark Steyn.
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Re: I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2011, 07:48:17 PM »
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19. We have no such ordinances, AFAIK
   
Everybody around here goes to bed around 8 or 9 pm, LOL.

I should've known this guy was a RW'er, back when he charged me too much for some work I hired him to do. That's the old Republican way.

Uh, you hired him when he charged too much?   

"feminazi" isn't the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree lights is she?



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Re: I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2011, 07:53:04 PM »
Quote from: formerlurker on May 31, 2011, 07:48:17 PM
Uh, you hired him when he charged too much?   

"feminazi" isn't the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree lights is she?





He figured a flaming liberal would happily pay a living wage, guess he was wrong.
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