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Offline WinOne4TheGipper

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Re: Desparate kid steals from neighbor.....bouncy
« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2011, 10:01:36 AM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on May 29, 2011, 08:00:23 AM
Something eerily similar happened to me yesterday. My wife sent me to town to pick up some toilet tissue. I picked up one of those large packs because it's a little cheaper then stopped by the post office to mail a business payment. I guess I left the doors unlocked because when I stepped back outside one of the rear doors was open and a filthy, hippy looking guy was leaning into the car. I yelled. He glared at me and snatched the toilet tissue. Then he jumped into a small car in much need of washing. I noticed DU bumper stickers all over the car. It was then that I realized that he needed the tissue because he was full of shit.

What is happening to us as a country?

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Re: Desparate kid steals from neighbor.....bouncy
« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2011, 12:10:42 PM »
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This is the only nation on earth, in all of human history, where the poorest citizens can be identified by their obesity.
  Yes.  I was at the convenience store the other day, some chick tried to pay for her purchases with a debit card.  The clerk handed it back to her after swiping, saying "there's no funds available."  She walked out and joined her mother.  They were both as big as houses. 

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Re: Desparate kid steals from neighbor.....bouncy
« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2011, 12:35:01 PM »
Quote from: Karin on May 31, 2011, 12:10:42 PM
  Yes.  I was at the convenience store the other day, some chick tried to pay for her purchases with a debit card.  The clerk handed it back to her after swiping, saying "there's no funds available."  She walked out and joined her mother.  They were both as big as houses. 




Kind of like that video of that over weight woman screaming about being hungry and wanting food now.
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Re: Desparate kid steals from neighbor.....bouncy
« Reply #28 on: May 31, 2011, 03:09:27 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on May 31, 2011, 12:35:01 PM

Kind of like that video of that over weight woman screaming about being hungry and wanting food now.

It's MY cheezburgr an' I want it NOW!

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Re: Desparate kid steals from neighbor.....bouncy
« Reply #29 on: May 31, 2011, 06:40:33 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 31, 2011, 03:09:27 PM
It's MY your cheezburgr an' I get it when you want it NOW!

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Re: Desparate kid steals from neighbor.....bouncy
« Reply #30 on: May 31, 2011, 07:19:25 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on May 31, 2011, 12:35:01 PM

Kind of like that video of that over weight woman screaming about being hungry and wanting food now.

Ah, yes...Angel Buechner.  WE NEED TO EAT!!!!

Looks like she already did.  Many, many, many times.
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