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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2011, 08:45:48 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 24, 2011, 08:00:11 PM
ENOUGH with the comments from the peanut gallery

Some of these puns have been corny.
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2011, 09:32:57 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 24, 2011, 08:45:48 PM
Some of these puns have been corny.

C'mon ice cream!!!
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #27 on: May 25, 2011, 07:06:51 AM »


Guess that's what happens when one's talkin' out their ass.  :whatever:
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #28 on: May 25, 2011, 07:57:16 AM »
Quote from: Scoobie on May 25, 2011, 07:06:51 AM

Guess that's what happens when one's talkin' out their ass.  :whatever:

eat shit  :lmao:
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #29 on: May 25, 2011, 09:06:22 AM »
Quote from: Gina on May 25, 2011, 07:57:16 AM
eat shit  :lmao:

But what would we do with your clothes?!?!?!?   :fuelfire: :tongue: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #30 on: May 25, 2011, 10:08:54 AM »
Court records don't indicate if the perp flossed after eating.

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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #31 on: May 25, 2011, 10:26:07 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 25, 2011, 10:08:54 AM
Court records don't indicate if the perp flossed after eating.

Or ate after flossing...  :lmao:
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #32 on: May 25, 2011, 05:15:29 PM »
Quote from: Thor on May 25, 2011, 09:06:22 AM
But what would we do with your clothes?!?!?!?   :fuelfire: :tongue: :rotf: :rotf:

oh come on, my 11 yr old comes up with better comebacks than that.   :loser:
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #33 on: May 25, 2011, 08:29:35 PM »
This thread has taken a really crappy turn. 
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #34 on: May 25, 2011, 08:54:51 PM »
I'll bet the cop never knew that guy had it in him.
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #35 on: May 25, 2011, 09:02:43 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 25, 2011, 08:54:51 PM
I'll bet the cop never knew that guy had it in him.

Naw, he had to know he was full of it.  He HAD to!   :-)
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #36 on: May 25, 2011, 09:22:35 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 25, 2011, 05:15:29 PM
oh come on, my 11 yr old comes up with better comebacks than that.   :loser:

Uh huh, it was apparently lost on your Tennessee hick ass.....
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #37 on: May 25, 2011, 09:34:32 PM »
As far as punning threads go, this one sucks big ole donkey hoo-hoos.  Frankly I am disappointed that we didn't get this excommunicated to the SB a day ago. 
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #38 on: May 26, 2011, 12:22:16 AM »
I swear, America is turning into a turd world country.    :rotf:

Def ee cay shawn out the mouth.  Well I never !!!! 

Let me see that tootsie roll   :yum:
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #39 on: May 26, 2011, 12:41:54 AM »
OMFG if I didn't luv food so much this thread would have turned me totally bulemic.

Also, does anyone know the perp's DUmmonkier?
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #40 on: May 26, 2011, 12:49:48 AM »
DU Pica Boi ?

Ozzy Ozbourne

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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #41 on: May 26, 2011, 12:56:14 AM »
Quote from: shadeaux on May 26, 2011, 12:49:48 AM
DU Pica Boi ?

Ozzy Ozbourne

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I would vote OO-that's one crazy mutha!


Nah compared to the DUmpizens, he is totally sane. :p
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #42 on: May 26, 2011, 09:51:27 AM »
Quote from: shadeaux on May 26, 2011, 12:22:16 AM
I swear, America is turning into a turd world country.    :rotf:

Def ee cay shawn out the mouth.  Well I never !!!! 

Let me see that tootsie roll   :yum:


TURD World Country!!!!!

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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