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Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« on: May 24, 2011, 10:07:23 AM »
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DURANGO, Colo. — A retired postal worker in Durango has been sentenced to 60 days in jail for spitting his own feces at a police officer.

Sixty-two-year-old Paul Kausalik apologized to the officer and his family Friday when he was sentenced. The officer wasn't in the courtroom.

Kausalik was facing up to two years in jail after spitting feces at Officer Chad Langley Feb. 12. Kausalik was being held on suspicion of drunk driving and asked to use the restroom. Langley twice found Kausalik asleep in the bathroom and woke him up. Kausalik later exited the bathroom, walked up to Langley and spit fecal matter, hitting the officer's face. ...
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2011, 10:21:20 AM »
Oh goody--now we'll get to see 10,000,000 YouTube reactions to, "One Guy, One Bowl."
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2011, 10:25:37 AM »
"Spitting his own feces."

1.  At least he didn't spit someone else's feces . . .

2.  Why . . . naah, I don't want to know. :thatsright:
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2011, 12:19:00 PM »
That's some nasty shit right there. 

Sorry guys, that's all I got.   :o
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2011, 12:57:16 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on May 24, 2011, 12:19:00 PM
That's some nasty shit right there. 

Sorry guys, that's all I got.   :o

C'mon, you can do better than that!  Try something easy like "Gives a whole new meaning to 'Talking shit to the cops!'"
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2011, 12:58:08 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 24, 2011, 12:57:16 PM
C'mon, you can do better than that!  Try something easy like "Gives a whole new meaning to 'Talking shit to the cops!'"

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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2011, 01:08:48 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 24, 2011, 12:57:16 PM
C'mon, you can do better than that!  Try something easy like "Gives a whole new meaning to 'Talking shit to the cops!'"

I don't have time for that crap!   :-)
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2011, 01:11:11 PM »
Speaking poop to power!

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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2011, 01:20:21 PM »
HOLY SHIT !!!!
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2011, 01:20:53 PM »
"It's got a nutty flavor..."
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2011, 01:28:47 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 24, 2011, 01:11:11 PM
Speaking poop to power!

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Ah, leave it alone.  One should never polish a turd.   :whatever:
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2011, 01:29:56 PM »
Party pooper.
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2011, 01:39:44 PM »
Hey buddy! Test drive a breath mint, would ya?
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2011, 03:14:54 PM »
Sorry Judge I was just talkin shit.
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2011, 03:38:31 PM »
Gross
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2011, 03:56:28 PM »
I don't give a shit.  But he did.
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2011, 04:02:01 PM »
All these puns are driving me round the bend
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2011, 04:02:45 PM »
Someone needs to take this thread and pinch it off.
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2011, 04:04:08 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on May 24, 2011, 04:02:45 PM
Someone needs to take this thread and pinch it off.

Yeah, before it gets explosive!
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2011, 04:38:05 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on May 24, 2011, 04:04:08 PM
Yeah, before it gets explosive!

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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2011, 05:43:53 PM »
The perp must have had a shit eatin' grin afterwards.....
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2011, 06:56:53 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on May 24, 2011, 01:20:53 PM
"It's got a nutty flavor..."

So, you've done a taste test, eh? . . . then again, "Navy" springs to mind . . .  :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2011, 07:50:42 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on May 24, 2011, 06:56:53 PM
So, you've done a taste test, eh? . . . then again, "Navy" springs to mind . . .  :tongue: :fuelfire:

He's a Sub Sailor, what would one expect?? After all, they live in a big tube that resembles a turd.....
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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2011, 08:00:11 PM »
Quote from: bijou on May 24, 2011, 04:02:01 PM
All these puns are driving me round the bend

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Re: Retired Durango postal worker sentenced for spitting own feces at police officer
« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2011, 08:36:43 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on May 24, 2011, 06:56:53 PM
So, you've done a taste test, eh? . . . then again, "Navy" springs to mind . . .  :tongue: :fuelfire:

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