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Ok Ok, no pics.















Slo-mo will be fine.  O-)


Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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I used to sign up one of my fat friends to those catalogs all the time. He never figured out why they were coming to him and was pretty pissed off too.

 :lol: :lol:

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Excuse me? we itty bitty club members have a problem with how you phrase us! we're able to go braless at times TYVM!

And no pics before 1 of you guys ask for 1. :-)

So I'm guessing a video is out too? Anyway... I always say that more than a mouthful is a waste.  :-)

 
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I am apparently on the fat girl's list for clothing catelogs
   
How did they know and WHO TF TOLD THEM??????

I sign my brother in law up for stuff like this all the time.  I'm a little miffed that they didn't mention the name of the catalog  :-)

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You guys are so bad! :lmao:

And UGH! at Tuckers pic.
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Slo-mo will be fine.  O-)

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E339SV2LaX0[/youtube]

Here you go, Randy.  :whistling:

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And UGH! at Tuckers pic.
Yeah, ugh is right.
But someone here reminded me not long ago of Rule 34.

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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E339SV2LaX0[/youtube]

Here you go, Randy.  :whistling:


Just about as far as you can get from small and perky in my book.  :rotf:

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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E339SV2LaX0[/youtube]

Here you go, Randy.  :whistling:


Oh god... it looked like his pants were about to come off too.

Don't trampolines have weight restrictions on them?

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[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E339SV2LaX0[/youtube]

Here you go, Randy.  :whistling:


Man, that just ain't right. Now I need mind bleach.

You CAN make up for it by showing cute and perky.  :fuelfire:
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Oh god... it looked like his pants were about to come off too.

Don't trampolines have weight restrictions on them?



I don't think he is on a trampoline - I'm betting he is busting some springs on a flatbed tow truck..    :-)

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Man, that just ain't right. Now I need mind bleach.

You CAN make up for it by showing cute and perky.  :fuelfire:

Alright, how about a picture of Danica Patrick?  :naughty:


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Alright, how about a picture of Danica Patrick?  :naughty:



Is there something stronger than mind bleach?

You are good, I'll give you that. H5!
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All y'all are just wrong.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z99iVXJ8OtA[/youtube]

And that's all I feel the need to say about that.

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I thought we had enough of Chaz on that other thread.

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Here IB and all the other ladies, this is so much better:

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Here IB and all the other ladies, this is so much better:



Nice tan line.  :rotf:
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Excuse me? we itty bitty club members have a problem with how you phrase us! we're able to go braless at times TYVM!

And no pics before 1 of you guys ask for 1. :-)

My husband says 'more than a mouthful is titty wasted'.

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Nice tan line.  :rotf:

Pfft. Im more impressed by his gay-ass ankle-tat.. Bet hes got a tramp-stamp too.

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Pfft. Im more impressed by his gay-ass ankle-tat.. Bet hes got a tramp-stamp too.

"Slot B" on his ass.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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