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Offline Tucker

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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2011, 05:17:47 PM »
Quote from: Randy on May 24, 2011, 05:10:21 PM
Ok Ok, no pics.















Slo-mo will be fine.  O-)


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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2011, 05:38:38 PM »
Quote from: jukin on May 24, 2011, 11:16:58 AM
I used to sign up one of my fat friends to those catalogs all the time. He never figured out why they were coming to him and was pretty pissed off too.

 :lol: :lol:

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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2011, 05:46:46 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on May 24, 2011, 02:13:11 PM
Excuse me? we itty bitty club members have a problem with how you phrase us! we're able to go braless at times TYVM!

And no pics before 1 of you guys ask for 1. :-)

So I'm guessing a video is out too? Anyway... I always say that more than a mouthful is a waste.  :-)

 
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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #28 on: May 24, 2011, 05:48:18 PM »
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I am apparently on the fat girl's list for clothing catelogs
   
How did they know and WHO TF TOLD THEM??????

I sign my brother in law up for stuff like this all the time.  I'm a little miffed that they didn't mention the name of the catalog  :-)
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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #29 on: May 24, 2011, 05:52:53 PM »
You guys are so bad! :lmao:

And UGH! at Tuckers pic.
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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #30 on: May 24, 2011, 06:05:18 PM »
Quote from: Randy on May 24, 2011, 05:10:21 PM



Slo-mo will be fine.  O-)

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E339SV2LaX0[/youtube]

Here you go, Randy.  :whistling:
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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #31 on: May 24, 2011, 06:07:30 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on May 24, 2011, 05:52:53 PM
And UGH! at Tuckers pic.
Yeah, ugh is right.
But someone here reminded me not long ago of Rule 34.
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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #32 on: May 24, 2011, 06:10:51 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on May 24, 2011, 06:05:18 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E339SV2LaX0[/youtube]

Here you go, Randy.  :whistling:


Just about as far as you can get from small and perky in my book.  :rotf:
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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #33 on: May 24, 2011, 07:29:20 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on May 24, 2011, 06:05:18 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E339SV2LaX0[/youtube]

Here you go, Randy.  :whistling:


Oh god... it looked like his pants were about to come off too.

Don't trampolines have weight restrictions on them?

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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #34 on: May 24, 2011, 07:45:09 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on May 24, 2011, 06:05:18 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E339SV2LaX0[/youtube]

Here you go, Randy.  :whistling:


Man, that just ain't right. Now I need mind bleach.

You CAN make up for it by showing cute and perky.  :fuelfire:
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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #35 on: May 24, 2011, 07:47:11 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on May 24, 2011, 07:29:20 PM
Oh god... it looked like his pants were about to come off too.

Don't trampolines have weight restrictions on them?



I don't think he is on a trampoline - I'm betting he is busting some springs on a flatbed tow truck..    :-)
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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #36 on: May 24, 2011, 08:04:29 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on May 24, 2011, 07:45:09 PM
Man, that just ain't right. Now I need mind bleach.

You CAN make up for it by showing cute and perky.  :fuelfire:

Alright, how about a picture of Danica Patrick?  :naughty:

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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #37 on: May 24, 2011, 08:09:46 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on May 24, 2011, 08:04:29 PM
Alright, how about a picture of Danica Patrick?  :naughty:



Is there something stronger than mind bleach?

You are good, I'll give you that. H5!
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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #38 on: May 24, 2011, 08:34:18 PM »
All y'all are just wrong.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z99iVXJ8OtA[/youtube]

And that's all I feel the need to say about that.
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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #39 on: May 24, 2011, 09:16:57 PM »
I thought we had enough of Chaz on that other thread.
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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #40 on: May 24, 2011, 09:48:39 PM »
Here IB and all the other ladies, this is so much better:

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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #41 on: May 24, 2011, 10:22:41 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on May 24, 2011, 09:48:39 PM
Here IB and all the other ladies, this is so much better:



Nice tan line.  :rotf:
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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #42 on: May 25, 2011, 01:18:16 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on May 24, 2011, 02:13:11 PM
Excuse me? we itty bitty club members have a problem with how you phrase us! we're able to go braless at times TYVM!

And no pics before 1 of you guys ask for 1. :-)

My husband says 'more than a mouthful is titty wasted'.

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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #43 on: May 25, 2011, 06:09:59 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on May 24, 2011, 10:22:41 PM
Nice tan line.  :rotf:

Pfft. Im more impressed by his gay-ass ankle-tat.. Bet hes got a tramp-stamp too.
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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
« Reply #44 on: May 25, 2011, 06:25:33 PM »
Quote from: miskie on May 25, 2011, 06:09:59 PM
Pfft. Im more impressed by his gay-ass ankle-tat.. Bet hes got a tramp-stamp too.

"Slot B" on his ass.
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Re: Was sent a catalog for fat lardass clothes to cover my fat lardass- I'm pizzed
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