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Offline SSG Snuggle Bunny

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Rate the GOP Field, policy edition
« on: May 24, 2011, 06:53:34 AM »
Divide the GOP candidates into 3 tiers, not based on electability, but on how much they mirror your policy preferences:

Tier 1 - OMG! Yay! Please Mr(s). candidate, autograph my left breast!

Tier 2 - Meh. At least voting for him/her would give me an excuse to go in late on election day.

Tier 3 - Oh hell no! Obama can keep the damn White House!

Only those people that have announced or have a strong likelihood to announce should be listed.


Current field that I'm aware of:

Michelle Bachmann
 
Herman Cain
 
Newt Gingrich
 
Jon Huntsman
 
Gary Johnson
 
Sarah Palin
 
Tim Pawlenty
 
Mitt Romney
 
Rick Santorum

Ron Paul - America's Favorite Angry Gynecologist (or AFAG, for short)
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Re: Rate the GOP Field, policy edition
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2011, 07:50:42 AM »
Snuggles, I need four categories, not just three:

1  =  Got that ole Reagan feelin' agin
2  =  GW Redux
3  =  McCain me with a spoon
4  =  Stayin' home  (I really won't, but I'll be holding my nose and fighting my gag reflex)

So here's how I rate your list thus far:

Michelle Bachmann  =  1.5
 
Herman Cain  = 1.5
 
Newt Gingrich  = 3.25
 
Jon Huntsman  = 3
 
Gary Johnson = 2.5
 
Sarah Palin  =  1
 
Tim Pawlenty  = 2
 
Mitt Romney  = 3
 
Rick Santorum =  2

Ron Paul - America's Favorite Angry Gynecologist (or AFAG, for short)  = 3.5

I reserve the right to change my ratings, based on events as they develop.
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Re: Rate the GOP Field, policy edition
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2011, 09:59:16 AM »
Except for Cain, none of the above.
“The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”

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Re: Rate the GOP Field, policy edition
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2011, 03:20:26 PM »
Except for Cain, none of the above.

You're saying:

 Obama > Bachmann

 Obama > Pawlenty

etc.?
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Re: Rate the GOP Field, policy edition
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2011, 04:12:20 PM »
You're saying:

 Obama > Bachmann

 Obama > Pawlenty

etc.?

No, I don't like the choices. If you want a rating, the field sucks, however any of them would be better than Dear Leader.
“The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”

        -- Marcus Tullius Cicero, 55 BC (106-43 BC)

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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

If you want a gender neutral bathroom, go pee in the forest.