I attempted the impossible. I tried to run this through an old VRWC moonbat to English translator. I haven't updated the firmware so this is the best that it could come up with.
See How They Run
First Larry gives a shootout to Lady Madonna or the Three Blind Mice. I'm thinking three blind mice. You'll see why later.
There is a few new thing I hear on the news today. Fox News.
While listening to the news he heard about Fox News. I guess he didn't know that Fox News existed.
There wasn’t a fire fight.
The news broadcast didn't have any mention of fighting forest fires or house fires.
No shots were fires.
None of their video clips or photos were of fires.
They used Black Stealth Helicopters. Cobras.
They apparently used black helicopters piloted by cobras to get their non-fire footage. I didn't know that snakes could fly helicopters, but I'm not smart like Larry. By the way, the fact that cobras are flying the helicopters are why I think his shout-out at the top was in reference to Three Blind Mice because snakes like mice.
The Black helicopter are back .in action.
Apparently this isn't the first time that the news station used black helicopters. I don't know if this is the first time using cobras as pilots.
If they didn’t fire any shots.
I'm not sure what this means. Maybe shots is referring to footage? While snakes may do okay flying helicopters maybe they aren't so good shooting footage from helicopters?
What does this say about Fox News’s story about the fire fight and all of those people that killed by gun fire?
It seems that Fox News had a story about a gun that caught on fire. Sadly some folks died in the fire. But at least Fox apparently covered the fight to put out the fire.
The “One Bullet Theory†is back. But this time there wasn’t any shots fired? Weird.
Coors Silver Bullet maybe? It is weird.
Oh. About those Black Cobras Helicopters. They only have two sets. One for the pilot and one for the co-pilot After that . There is not any other sets.
I didn't know that out of all the cobra species that there were any that were black, but I guess there are some black ones. We have a snake here in Georgia that we call a puff-adder or spreading-adder that is non-poison who spreads his head like a cobra. He's black. Maybe Larry is talking about one of these. Regardless, these snakes have four helicopters. Two sets of helicopters for the pilot and two sets of helicopters for the co-pilot. No other sets exist.
They used five Cobras.
But even though there are only four helicopters there are five snakes. I guess one is the lead snake or something. The KING cobra maybe?
How did they air lift Forty Seals in and out of the compound?
Larry does have a point here. Sure, you could say they lifted smaller seals instead of say elephant seals, but it doesn't matter. Snakes do NOT have arms. How could they lift even one of those cute little snow seals that rethugs like to club?
If there was forty seals in the compound. And every seal had one of ben Laden’s top men. The ones that were closets to him.
By the scuff of the neck. And holding their feet off the ground.
Okay, first, it had to be elephant seals if they were big enough to hold this Ben Laden guy's men by the scruff of the neck AND hold them high enough that their feet were off of the ground. And apparently these were some pretty big men that this Ben guy had if they were able to serve as closets for him. I have a walk-in closet that is pretty darn big. Maybe one guy served as the closet for his work clothes. One the closet for his night clothes. Another the closet for is Sunday-go-to-town clothers.
If they had a dead ben Laden. Why didn’t they at least take one of them back to pick their brain.
Hmmm. It seems as if maybe either the elephant seals or the big closet guys died along with this Ben guy and Larry wonders why either one of the dead elephant seals or one of the dead big closet guys weren't brought back so their brains could be picked. Kind of strange. Though I have heard of folks in the south eating pig brains.
They left every one of them behind.
But they left an entire buffet of brains on the ground.
They had every one of them in hand And
They just run off and left them there on the ground. Why?
Why did they leave a buffet on the ground when folks are starving in Buicks?
See how they lie.
Three Blind Mice.
