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Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
« on: May 18, 2011, 05:39:19 PM »
And one reason Alan Grayson will never be president, sending out bullshit like this.

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Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
   
This is from an e-mail Alan Grayson sent out:

1) Palin doesn't know who is buried in Grant's Tomb.
2) Palin couldn't tell you when the War of 1812 was fought.
3) Palin has no clue about the color of George Washington's white horse.
4) Palin wonders on what day Latinos celebrate the Cinco de Mayo.
5) Palin isn't sure what weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers.
6) Palin has no idea in what month the October Revolution took place.
7) Palin is baffled by the question of who came up with the Monroe Doctrine.
8) Palin would very much like to know who fought in the French and Indian War.
9) Palin is puzzled as to who wrote "The Autobiography of Malcolm X".
10) Palin is at a loss regarding what were JFK's initials.

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Re: Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2011, 05:42:54 PM »
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Palin wonders on what day Latinos celebrate the Cinco de Mayo.

El no habla:  Obama jumbles Cinco de Mayo salute

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Re: Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2011, 06:05:45 PM »
More of the letter from that dumbass Grayson.

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Letter From Alan Grayson
   
Dear Paul,

Yesterday Chris Matthews said, on the air, that Sarah Palin is “profoundly stupid.”

Well that’s a little, I don’t know, kind of, maybe, a bit blunt.

Matthews was trying to explain why Sarah Palin will never be President. The answer is obvious, I think. Everyone would rather have Tina Fey as President. Sarah Palin and Tina Fey are both very funny. The difference is that Tina Fey is intentionally funny.

I have to say, though, Chris, that you could have made the point with a little more subtlety. For instance, you could have shown a drawing of Palin wearing a t-shirt saying “I’M WITH STUPID,” and an arrow pointing up.

Or, Chris, if your show were as clever as Groucho Marx’s You Bet Your Life, you could have offered these ten additional reasons why Sarah Palin will never be President:

(1) Palin doesn’t know who is buried in Grant’s Tomb.

(2) Palin couldn’t tell you when the War of 1812 was fought.

(3) Palin has no clue about the color of George Washington’s white horse.

(4) Palin wonders on what day Latinos celebrate the Cinco de Mayo.

(5) Palin isn’t sure what weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers.

(6) Palin has no idea in what month the October Revolution took place.

(7) Palin is baffled by the question of who came up with the Monroe Doctrine.

(8) Palin would very much like to know who fought in the French and Indian War.

(9) Palin is puzzled as to who wrote “The Autobiography of Malcolm X.”

(10) Palin is at a loss regarding what were JFK’s initials.

Well, one thing is for sure. Sarah Palin will never figure out how to get to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

I’m not saying that Sarah Palin is dumb. But I’m not saying that she’s not.

When Palin came to my district ten days before the 2010 election to inform Central Florida that I am a “jackwagon” (video here, with 11 views as I write this) – I thought to myself: “Wow, I didn’t realize that you could fit nine letters onto one palm.”

Jonathan Swift once wrote: “When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in a confederacy against him.” Sarah Palin, you’ll never be President of the United States. But at least you are the natural-born leader of that confederacy, now and forevermore.

Courage,

Alan Grayson

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Re: Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2011, 06:07:30 PM »
Ah, so classy, that one.
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Re: Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2011, 06:09:51 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on May 18, 2011, 06:07:30 PM
Ah, so classy, that one.

For him to make fun of anyone is amusing. He couldn't even keep his congressional seat for more than one term.
thank God, the voters in his district woke up.

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Re: Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2011, 07:01:34 PM »
His panties are in a bunch because Rush Limbaugh made fun of him on air the other day.
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Re: Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2011, 07:15:01 PM »
Not only is the letter lame on the surface, not one of the 'ten points' are original - old jokes all of them.
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Re: Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2011, 07:28:35 PM »
Miskie, that is an awesome avatar you have.   :-)
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Re: Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2011, 07:55:26 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on May 18, 2011, 07:28:35 PM
Miskie, that is an awesome avatar you have.   :-)

Heh - I laughed when I saw it, and decided it would be a perfect avatar.  :-)
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Re: Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2011, 10:18:02 PM »
Quote from: miskie on May 18, 2011, 07:15:01 PM
Not only is the letter lame on the surface, not one of the 'ten points' are original - old jokes all of them.

Grayson is an old joke.
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Re: Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2011, 10:30:33 PM »
I remember as a kid, I wondered for a while who was buried in Grant's tomb, because being almost too honest, I assumed nobody would ask that question if it was Grant. Finally, one day, someone asked me that question and I said, hesitantly, "Grant?" And they said, "yes!" and I said, "then why did you ask? That's a dumb question!"
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Re: Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
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Re: Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2011, 12:31:25 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on May 18, 2011, 06:09:51 PM
For him to make fun of anyone is amusing. He couldn't even keep his congressional seat for more than one term.
thank God, the voters in his district woke up.

For him to make fun of anyone is also amusing if not hilarious because he is (or was) a member at the DUmp.  Just think about that for a minute, a sitting congressman registering at democraticunderground.com 

And he expects to be takes seriously?
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Re: Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2011, 03:38:32 AM »
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HopeHoops   Wed May-18-11 06:36 PM
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Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
   
This is from an e-mail Alan Grayson sent out:

1) Palin doesn't know who is buried in Grant's Tomb.
2) Palin couldn't tell you when the War of 1812 was fought.
3) Palin has no clue about the color of George Washington's white horse.
4) Palin wonders on what day Latinos celebrate the Cinco de Mayo.
5) Palin isn't sure what weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers.
6) Palin has no idea in what month the October Revolution took place.
7) Palin is baffled by the question of who came up with the Monroe Doctrine.
8) Palin would very much like to know who fought in the French and Indian War.
9) Palin is puzzled as to who wrote "The Autobiography of Malcolm X".
10) Palin is at a loss regarding what were JFK's initials.


The last one is a trick question.
It could be John F. Kennedy, OR
John F'n Kerry (who served in Vietnam).   :rotf:
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Re: Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2011, 04:53:45 AM »
Quote from: Jason on May 19, 2011, 12:31:25 AM
For him to make fun of anyone is also amusing if not hilarious because he is (or was) a member at the DUmp.  Just think about that for a minute, a sitting congressman registering at democraticunderground.com 

And he expects to be taken seriously?

Uh huh.

He's a primitive after all, and the primitives actually do believe they count.
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Re: Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2011, 07:37:57 AM »
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...if your show were as clever as Groucho Marx’s You Bet Your Life, you could have offered these ten additional reasons...

And so Grayson is comparing his tired, old, plagairized, cliched material with Groucho Marx?  What's he writing mass emails for anyway?  Is he begging for money to launch a campaign?  I hope the DUmmies take their precious pennies and waste them on Alan.

Only two comments at the DUmp?  What, no icon of that stupid creature rolling on the floor, kicking?
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Faygo Kid  (1000+ posts)        Wed May-18-11 06:45 PM
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1. Actually, "The Autobiography of Malcolm X" was written by Alex Haley.
 That one doesn't quite fit amongst your 10.
  :lmao:  Grayson, you  :loser:
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Re: Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2011, 08:25:44 AM »
Quote from: Karin on May 19, 2011, 07:37:57 AM
And so Grayson is comparing his tired, old, plagairized, cliched material with Groucho Marx?  What's he writing mass emails for anyway?  Is he begging for money to launch a campaign?  I hope the DUmmies take their precious pennies and waste them on Alan.

Only two comments at the DUmp?  What, no icon of that stupid creature rolling on the floor, kicking?  :lmao:  Grayson, you  :loser:

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Re: Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2011, 08:33:18 AM »
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Re: Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2011, 08:40:34 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on May 19, 2011, 08:33:18 AM
Not to mention John Quincy Adams wrote the Monroe Doctrine.

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Re: Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2011, 09:21:58 AM »
10 reasons Obama shouldn't be president.

uh...well...they all begin with The DUmbass is...nuff said.
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Re: Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
« Reply #20 on: May 19, 2011, 10:25:46 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on May 19, 2011, 03:38:32 AM
The last one is a trick question.
It could be John F. Kennedy, OR
John F'n Kerry (who served in Vietnam).   :rotf:
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Re: Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
« Reply #21 on: May 19, 2011, 10:28:42 AM »
No one is buried in Grant's tomb as it is not underground. Further two people are in there.
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Re: Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
« Reply #22 on: May 19, 2011, 11:04:14 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on May 18, 2011, 05:39:19 PM
And one reason Alan Grayson will never be president, sending out bullshit like this.

I would've said 'Dogcatcher,' but I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment.
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Re: Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
« Reply #23 on: May 19, 2011, 11:16:19 AM »
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And one reason Alan Grayson will never be president, sending out bullshit like this.

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I would've said 'Dogcatcher,' but I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment.
Grayson does give off a weird Lennie Small vibe where if you were to give him a small animal or a baby there is a 50-50 chance that he would snap its neck accidentally.
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Re: Ten reasons why Sarah Palin will never be president.
« Reply #24 on: May 19, 2011, 11:33:17 AM »
Thats it? That is the best Grayson or anyone else on the left can do? It's a good thing no one listens to them or this country never would have even gotten started.
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