Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'

[jtyangel]

This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving? 

from the story, this is clearly a matter of frequency of expulsion.  so, everything will be just fine as long as you girls don't let it go, uh, bad.  we leave it in your hands.  literally, in some cases.  keep things nice and circulating all the time, or play russian roulette on saturday nights.  it is up to you.

Oh, I'm not the problem in my equation

[jtyangel]

This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving? 

What's bad for the goose is really really good for the gander in this case.

it's always the way. You guys get pleasure to avoid cancer and we girls get shots(vaccines) and told to workout so we won't be fat and increase our risk of breast cancer. And then to top it all off, God puts the most pleasurable part just mere inches from where the action is going on. Childbearing just wasn't enough was it? 

[Lord Undies]

This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving? 

What's bad for the goose is really really good for the gander in this case.

it's always the way. You guys get pleasure to avoid cancer and we girls get shots(vaccines) and told to workout so we won't be fat and increase our risk of breast cancer. And then to top it all off, God puts the most pleasurable part just mere inches from where the action is going on. Childbearing just wasn't enough was it? 

Count your blessings.  At least the clitoris isn't subject to being part of the appeasiotomy.  God may be more in touch with your needs than you realize.

[Wretched Excess]

This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving? 

from the story, this is clearly a matter of frequency of expulsion.  so, everything will be just fine as long as you girls don't let it go, uh, bad.  we leave it in your hands.  literally, in some cases.  keep things nice and circulating all the time, or play russian roulette on saturday nights.  it is up to you.

Oh, I'm not the problem in my equation

that's what you think.  it turns out that all men really are carrying a potentially lethal weapon around with them all the time. 

[Lord Undies]

This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving? 

from the story, this is clearly a matter of frequency of expulsion.  so, everything will be just fine as long as you girls don't let it go, uh, bad.  we leave it in your hands.  literally, in some cases.  keep things nice and circulating all the time, or play russian roulette on saturday nights.  it is up to you.

Oh, I'm not the problem in my equation

that's what you think.  it turns out that all men really are carrying a potentially lethal weapon around with them all the time. 

You little snubnoses really think y'all are deadly????   

[jtyangel]

This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving? 

What's bad for the goose is really really good for the gander in this case.

it's always the way. You guys get pleasure to avoid cancer and we girls get shots(vaccines) and told to workout so we won't be fat and increase our risk of breast cancer. And then to top it all off, God puts the most pleasurable part just mere inches from where the action is going on. Childbearing just wasn't enough was it? 

Count your blessings.  At least the clitoris isn't subject to being part of the appeasiotomy.  God may be more in touch with your needs than you realize.

A lot of good that did me, never had one so my point still stands

[jtyangel]

This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving? 

from the story, this is clearly a matter of frequency of expulsion.  so, everything will be just fine as long as you girls don't let it go, uh, bad.  we leave it in your hands.  literally, in some cases.  keep things nice and circulating all the time, or play russian roulette on saturday nights.  it is up to you.

Oh, I'm not the problem in my equation

that's what you think.  it turns out that all men really are carrying a potentially lethal weapon around with them all the time. 

Potentially...key word there

[Wretched Excess]

This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving? 

from the story, this is clearly a matter of frequency of expulsion.  so, everything will be just fine as long as you girls don't let it go, uh, bad.  we leave it in your hands.  literally, in some cases.  keep things nice and circulating all the time, or play russian roulette on saturday nights.  it is up to you.

Oh, I'm not the problem in my equation

that's what you think.  it turns out that all men really are carrying a potentially lethal weapon around with them all the time. 

You little snubnoses really think y'all are deadly????   

rather be snub nose than have a hair trigger and shoot blanks.

[Lord Undies]

This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving? 

from the story, this is clearly a matter of frequency of expulsion.  so, everything will be just fine as long as you girls don't let it go, uh, bad.  we leave it in your hands.  literally, in some cases.  keep things nice and circulating all the time, or play russian roulette on saturday nights.  it is up to you.

Oh, I'm not the problem in my equation

that's what you think.  it turns out that all men really are carrying a potentially lethal weapon around with them all the time. 

You little snubnoses really think y'all are deadly????   

rather be snub nose than have a hair trigger and shoot blanks.

Whatever helps y'all feel better about yourselves is fine with me.

[Wretched Excess]

This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving? 

from the story, this is clearly a matter of frequency of expulsion.  so, everything will be just fine as long as you girls don't let it go, uh, bad.  we leave it in your hands.  literally, in some cases.  keep things nice and circulating all the time, or play russian roulette on saturday nights.  it is up to you.

Oh, I'm not the problem in my equation

that's what you think.  it turns out that all men really are carrying a potentially lethal weapon around with them all the time. 

Potentially...key word there

Y'all are in danger!!  I'm just trying to make the world a safer place for wimmins, dammit!   

FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY!!  START ME, BEFORE I INFECT AGAIN!!!


 

[DumbAss Tanker]

This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving? 

from the story, this is clearly a matter of frequency of expulsion.  so, everything will be just fine as long as you girls don't let it go, uh, bad.  we leave it in your hands.  literally, in some cases.  keep things nice and circulating all the time, or play russian roulette on saturday nights.  it is up to you.

Oh, I'm not the problem in my equation

that's what you think.  it turns out that all men really are carrying a potentially lethal weapon around with them all the time. 

You little snubnoses really think y'all are deadly????   

So how many MEN ever died in childbirth, Brainiac?

 

[morningAngel]

OMG
I've got to start saving money for my retirement
oh wait..its only saving men's lives..never mind..carry on...

[Wretched Excess]

This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving? 

from the story, this is clearly a matter of frequency of expulsion.  so, everything will be just fine as long as you girls don't let it go, uh, bad.  we leave it in your hands.  literally, in some cases.  keep things nice and circulating all the time, or play russian roulette on saturday nights.  it is up to you.

Oh, I'm not the problem in my equation

that's what you think.  it turns out that all men really are carrying a potentially lethal weapon around with them all the time. 

You little snubnoses really think y'all are deadly????   

So how many MEN ever died in childbirth, Brainiac?

 

IN childbirth, or immediately afterward?  I am pretty sure we have lost quite a few as soon as the blood test came back.  leading cause of death:  high speed lead poisoning.

[Lord Undies]

This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving? 

from the story, this is clearly a matter of frequency of expulsion.  so, everything will be just fine as long as you girls don't let it go, uh, bad.  we leave it in your hands.  literally, in some cases.  keep things nice and circulating all the time, or play russian roulette on saturday nights.  it is up to you.

Oh, I'm not the problem in my equation

that's what you think.  it turns out that all men really are carrying a potentially lethal weapon around with them all the time. 

You little snubnoses really think y'all are deadly????   

So how many MEN ever died in childbirth, Brainiac?

 

You'd be surprised.  My oldest sister's first husband fainted and died hitting his head on the hard tile floor.  That was during the contractions.  

[Wretched Excess]

OMG
I've got to start saving money for my retirement
oh wait..its only saving men's lives..never mind..carry on...

now that was just mean.




 

[DumbAss Tanker]

This made me wonder...if you guys are expelling cancer agents what does that mean for us girls when we are receiving? 

from the story, this is clearly a matter of frequency of expulsion.  so, everything will be just fine as long as you girls don't let it go, uh, bad.  we leave it in your hands.  literally, in some cases.  keep things nice and circulating all the time, or play russian roulette on saturday nights.  it is up to you.

Oh, I'm not the problem in my equation

that's what you think.  it turns out that all men really are carrying a potentially lethal weapon around with them all the time. 

You little snubnoses really think y'all are deadly????   

So how many MEN ever died in childbirth, Brainiac?

 

You'd be surprised.  My oldest sister's first husband fainted and died hitting his head on the hard tile floor.  That was during the contractions.  

Well, that's different.  I guess every herd of wildebeests has a slowest runner.

[ReardenSteel]

Would everyone please stop beating around the bush and tell me if this is a pun thread or not?

[morningAngel]

it has gotten a little out of hand in here 

[Lord Undies]

it has gotten a little out of hand in here 

Yes, Muuuther.  Now y'all stop!

[ReardenSteel]

it has gotten a little out of hand in here 

Is CC overdue for A night in with the girls/boys? Are the usual suspect drinkers here? I for one am about two beers away from taking advantage of myself.

 

[RobJohnson]

This gives an entire new meaning to the words "health nut"

[ReardenSteel]

This gives an entire new meaning to the words "health nut"

Not to mention producing whore moans.

[Airwolf]

Damn and they said I would go blind.

Just stop when you have trouble reading.  Of course, there are always stronger glasses available.

 

But it's so much fun. 

[JohnnyReb]

"An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure".......would that be a fluid ounce or an ounce by weight? Doesn't matter, at my age this could take a lot of pounding.

[Mr Mannn]

Don't Come in Honey, I'm Curing Cancer!