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Offline mamacags

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Frank did you make this?
« on: May 17, 2011, 05:37:13 PM »




For some reason it reminded me of you.
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Re: Frank did you make this?
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2011, 05:46:23 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on May 17, 2011, 05:37:13 PM




For some reason it reminded me of you.

But to work, madam, it would have to be offered in sizes XXXL, XXXXL, XXXXXL, XXXXXXL, XXXXXXXL, and so on, to be marketable among the primitives.  That's a lot of cloth, damned near a tent.
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Re: Frank did you make this?
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2011, 07:45:38 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on May 17, 2011, 05:46:23 PM
But to work, madam, it would have to be offered in sizes XXXL, XXXXL, XXXXXL, XXXXXXL, XXXXXXXL, and so on, to be marketable among the primitives.  That's a lot of cloth, damned near a tent.

Oh My, Frank are you saying that only primitives are ---large and extra large ???

Why can't a fat man be a Conservative or a fat lady ???

What the heck does size have to do with political thoughts??

Shame on you, or as my neighbor would say " What's Ar the matter for you"

Yes I know you were being sarcastic and having fun, we all do that and unfortunately when I post a tongue in cheek post I am blasted by those that do not realise I am be sarcastic.

I am in a tail pulling mood as we have had nothing but rain and miserable weather.   So you popped up and I found someone to yank about just for the hell of it.

BTW---what size or underware do you wear frank, are you a skinney Conservative or a good size liberal????
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Re: Frank did you make this?
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2011, 06:43:57 PM »
I'm "big-boned" and I'm not offended.  And, I'm not fat, I'm fluffy.  On top of that, I've lost 40 pounds since my bicycle accident so I've moved down a couple of sizes. 

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Re: Frank did you make this?
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2011, 07:39:46 PM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on May 18, 2011, 06:43:57 PM
I'm "big-boned" and I'm not offended.  And, I'm not fat, I'm fluffy.  On top of that, I've lost 40 pounds since my bicycle accident so I've moved down a couple of sizes. 

 :yahoo:

More cushion for the...........   :lmao:  that's what my hubby says
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Re: Frank did you make this?
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2011, 08:30:54 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 18, 2011, 07:39:46 PM
More cushion for the...........   :lmao:  that's what my hubby says

Yeah, until you wimminz develop a second and/ or third gut roll.......  :puke:
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Re: Frank did you make this?
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2011, 08:55:12 PM »
Cushion for the :censored: ?     :lmao:   My husband says that too.  No complaints here.   :whistling:
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Re: Frank did you make this?
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2011, 08:55:38 PM »
Quote from: Thor on May 18, 2011, 08:30:54 PM
Yeah, until you wimminz develop a second and/ or third gut roll.......  :puke:

Or "back boobs".
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Re: Frank did you make this?
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2011, 08:56:51 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 18, 2011, 08:55:38 PM
Or "back boobs".


What about "moobs?"  Do you think we women find man boobs attractive?  Hmmmmmm? 
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Re: Frank did you make this?
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2011, 09:07:39 PM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on May 18, 2011, 08:56:51 PM

What about "moobs?"  Do you think we women find man boobs attractive?  Hmmmmmm? 

Indeed. 
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Re: Frank did you make this?
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2011, 09:09:51 PM »
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Re: Frank did you make this?
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2011, 09:11:41 PM »
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Re: Frank did you make this?
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2011, 06:42:53 AM »
Quote from: Thor on May 18, 2011, 08:30:54 PM
Yeah, until you wimminz develop a second and/ or third gut roll.......  :puke:

Yeh, like the gut that hides your penis is any better  :tongue:
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Re: Frank did you make this?
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2011, 07:44:10 AM »
Quote from: Gina on May 19, 2011, 06:42:53 AM
Yeh, like the gut that hides your penis is any better  :tongue:

Gina, that belly does more then hide the penis, for every inch in the gut, an inch is lost on the penis.

Say a man with a humongous penis 9 inches long gains 50 pounds and it goes to his gut.    This man has 50 pounds of fat overflowing his belt and his penis is hard to find for him.     Where has the big slonge gone, can he find it to pee or whatever????

Why do really fat man have no penis but for a nub.??????

Just curious, we woman want to know.
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Re: Frank did you make this?
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2011, 10:34:44 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on May 19, 2011, 07:44:10 AM
Gina, that belly does more then hide the penis, for every inch in the gut, an inch is lost on the penis.

Say a man with a humongous penis 9 inches long gains 50 pounds and it goes to his gut.    This man has 50 pounds of fat overflowing his belt and his penis is hard to find for him.     Where has the big slonge gone, can he find it to pee or whatever????

Why do really fat man have no penis but for a nub.??????

Just curious, we woman want to know.



I don't want to know.   
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Re: Frank did you make this?
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2011, 06:48:09 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on May 19, 2011, 07:44:10 AM
Gina, that belly does more then hide the penis, for every inch in the gut, an inch is lost on the penis.

Say a man with a humongous penis 9 inches long gains 50 pounds and it goes to his gut.    This man has 50 pounds of fat overflowing his belt and his penis is hard to find for him.     Where has the big slonge gone, can he find it to pee or whatever????

Why do really fat man have no penis but for a nub.??????

Just curious, we woman want to know.

how many fat men have you been with to take this "sampling" from?   

Personally, I wouldn't know.  I have not been with anyone that is fat, but I do know that when I have gained weight my tits have gotten bigger also so it would seem to me that a dick might grow also :fuelfire:
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Re: Frank did you make this?
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2011, 12:12:05 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 21, 2011, 06:48:09 AM
how many fat men have you been with to take this "sampling" from?   

Personally, I wouldn't know.  I have not been with anyone that is fat, but I do know that when I have gained weight my tits have gotten bigger also so it would seem to me that a dick might grow also :fuelfire:


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Re: Frank did you make this?
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2011, 04:21:25 PM »
Oh my :-)
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Re: Frank did you make this?
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2011, 12:14:50 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 21, 2011, 06:48:09 AM
how many fat men have you been with to take this "sampling" from?   

Personally, I wouldn't know.  I have not been with anyone that is fat, but I do know that when I have gained weight my tits have gotten bigger also so it would seem to me that a dick might grow also :fuelfire:

Oh Gina, somewhere in the thousands I would say, For some reason I got the big guys that needed their diapers changed every 2 hours.

Funny, medically speaking, peoples nose an ears continue to grow, boobs are just fat so men can grow some really big hooters.   
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