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Taverner (1000+ posts) Mon May-16-11 12:50 PMOriginal messageHelp! Anyone here know how to pass a urine test? Everyone's trying to sell the product out there, and from what I heard most solutions don't workDoes anyone have a sure fire way to beat a urine test? I've heard of the "fake penis" method and that seems like the most fool proof, but does anyone have experience doing this"?
meegbear (1000+ posts) Mon May-16-11 12:51 PMResponse to Original message1. Study. Study. Study.
The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Mon May-16-11 12:52 PMResponse to Original message3. Don't use drugs or alcohol before taking the test. Sure-fire win.
WingDinger (1000+ posts) Mon May-16-11 12:54 PMResponse to Reply #310. Bull, false positives do happen, and will follow you forever.
rfranklin (1000+ posts) Mon May-16-11 12:56 PMResponse to Reply #1016. Lay off the poppy seed bagels... I spent 5 years in Jamesburg because I stopped in Jersey Bagel Boy on the way to the test.
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I hope Skinner is proud that his site is providing such valuable discourse such as how to pass a drug test.
This crap always cracks me up. My company does randoms every month. Every month we end up with someone testing positive for something. I fail to understand why people take risks like that. Stupid f'ers. And, the poppy seed bagel thing is a bunch of bs.
Surprisingly, according to snopes its not bs.http://www.snopes.com/medical/drugs/poppyseed.asp
I should have phrased that better, was in a hurry. Regarding the poppy seeds, I have had people use that excuse when they tested positive for Marijuana, not Opiates.
This is the idiot that can't hold down a job, right? Didn't he JUST get this job?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1112056Bull. If someone where I work gets popped and knows it is wrong. They can pay for an immediate blood test to prove it. If they are clean, the company will reimburse them for the blood test.Uh-huh.
Warpy (1000+ posts) Mon May-16-11 01:06 PMResponse to Reply #19 35. No, they ask for them after you fail the test All they want on the day of your test is your pee.
If I was a DU mod, I would lock that thread. Soliciting/dispensing medical advice is against their rules.
SidDithers (1000+ posts) Mon May-16-11 12:58 PMResponse to Original message 22. K&R for any post with the phrase "fake penis" in it...
Yep. I get tested randomly as part of my job. Bottom line. Don't do drugs, no problem.
Same here, anyone in my company is subject to random drug testing.And listen up, lurking DUmmies. I've tried my share of drugs. But there's a time and a place for that, and it's called college.