A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)

[Revolution]

In nessun modo potrebbe puzzolente di gestire una donna italiana repubblicana, come me, senza dubbio avrebbe trovato me interessante, però, ma il mio maritino viene ad avere tutto di me.

  Holy shit. Bravo, ma'am.

Suck it.  Suck it long and hard.

Are you serious, Sparky? After all I'm sure your junk has done for you, you would honestly treat it in such a manner?

For shame...

[franksolich]

This is for the lurking sparkling husband primitive; everybody else can ignore it.

possa il vostro testicoli inaridiscono e può girare il vostro organo sessuale attivo.

[Chris_]

Husb2Sparkly is adamant that the avatar he's using "belongs" to him. 

If writing the word "****" on a picture owned by United Features and the Schultz family is an example of his skill as an artist, no wonder he's the third cartoonist on a staff of three.

[Ballygrl]

OMG! I used freaking google translator and it totally screwed up the words, the english version said "a pretty Italian Republican" and it translated to "smelly Italian Republican". OK, I have a sense of humor so I'll  at it. BTW I don't smell, I'm a clean freak LOL.

[franksolich]

Husb2Sparkly is adamant that the avatar he's using "belongs" to him.  

If writing the word "****" on a picture owned by United Features and the Schultz family is an example of his skill as an artist, no wonder he's the third cartoonist on a staff of three.

You're confusing Pedro Picasso of Connecticut (the really stupid "Atman" primitive) with the sparkling husband primitive of Maryland, sir.

Pedro Picasso's the low-artist-on-the-totem-pole where he works; the sparkling husband primitive is a caporegime in a, uh, business organization.

It's easy to remember; Pedro Picasso's the really stupid one.

[thundley4]

You're confusing Pedro Picasso of Connecticut (the really stupid "Atman" primitive) with the sparkling husband primitive of Maryland, sir.

Pedro Picasso's the low-artist-on-the-totem-pole where he works; the sparkling husband primitive is a caporegime in a, uh, business organization.

It's easy to remember; Pedro Picasso's the really stupid one.

For many years I've used various Peanuts images as my avatar on the Cubs.com boards.  I think I've used a couple here, now and again. I've just never defaced one like the primitives do.

[Evil_Conservative]

What we really ought to do is invite them here and maybe have some cake and warm milk with them. Poor lost souls.

A lot of us have jobs.  If you let me know ahead of time, I might be able to squeeze this into my schedule.

[Revolution]

^ My hours are still low, so I may be able to cover for you, but I have been told I'll be picking up in June/July. Someone will have to take up for me then.

[Evil_Conservative]

^ My hours are still low, so I may be able to cover for you, but I have been told I'll be picking up in June/July. Someone will have to take up for me then.

Yes, I am working 6am-2:30pm Sunday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.  But even with my Monday & Tuesdays off, I am busy clipping coupons and planning shopping trips.  I just don't have time for cake with Stinky.

[chitownchica]

Screengrab

Thanks! I've used SnagIt, but it's kind of a hassle.

[DumbAss Tanker]

Huh...no mention of guns anywhere in my sig or avatar.  Matter of fact, the mention of guns in our sigs/avatars is more showing what we've served in/on, not our fascination with weapons per se.
But then again, Freud DID say that a fear of weapons was a sign of a retarded sexual and emotional maturity.

"Not that there's anything wrong with that."

 

[BlueStateSaint]

Huh...no mention of guns anywhere in my sig or avatar.  Matter of fact, the mention of guns in our sigs/avatars is more showing what we've served in/on, not our fascination with weapons per se.

But then again, Freud DID say that a fear of weapons was a sign of a retarded sexual and emotional maturity.

Matter of fact, that's the only mention of weapons in my signature--not my avatar, DUmb****s.

[Chris_]

Looks like Google was faster than Skinner.

cache

[GOBUCKS]

TygrBright  (1000+ posts)        Sat May-14-11 03:12 PM
Response to Reply #125
Y'know, at first I was feeling kinda... well... y'know, sad and left out, since although I was listed on one of their weird lists of DUers, there was no nickname attached, nothing to indicate where I stand on their List of Ennemies[sic] of All Things Desent[sic] and 'Murikan.

Then a little further searching (always using cached pages... sorta like handling it with EPS gauntlets...) that I at least have a nickname there. So I must have SOME kind of "fan base."

Until this desperate attention-seeking post, I had never heard of this DUmmy. About as obscure, nameless, and faceless as an unterprimitiven could possibly be. I guess he's a part of the DUmp's teeming, squirming mob, but I've never before read his name.
 

[franksolich]

Until this desperate attention-seeking post, I had never heard of this DUmmy.....

Me neither.

[DefiantSix]

TygrBright  (1000+ posts)        Sat May-14-11 03:12 PM
Response to Reply #125
Y'know, at first I was feeling kinda... well... y'know, sad and left out, since although I was listed on one of their weird lists of DUers, there was no nickname attached, nothing to indicate where I stand on their List of Ennemies[sic] of All Things Desent[sic] and 'Murikan.

Then a little further searching (always using cached pages... sorta like handling it with EPS gauntlets...) that I at least have a nickname there. So I must have SOME kind of "fan base."

Until this desperate attention-seeking post, I had never heard of this DUmmy. About as obscure, nameless, and faceless as an unterprimitiven could possibly be. I guess he's a part of the DUmp's teeming, squirming mob, but I've never before read his name.
 

Me neither.

I think this ought to be grounds for immediate dismissal from further possible consideration for DOTY honors.  After all, the award is recognition of which primitive has come up with the most asinine posts and positions through the course of the year; not about who can "serruptitiously"  (well, for a DUmmy, anyway) attention whore and suck up the most to the judges.

[BlueStateSaint]

Until this desperate attention-seeking post, I had never heard of this DUmmy. About as obscure, nameless, and faceless as an unterprimitiven could possibly be. I guess he's a part of the DUmp's teeming, squirming mob, but I've never before read his name.
 



Me neither.


I think this ought to be grounds for immediate dismissal from further possible consideration for DOTY honors.  After all, the award is recognition of which primitive has come up with the most asinine posts and positions through the course of the year; not about who can "serruptitiously"  (well, for a DUmmy, anyway) attention whore and suck up the most to the judges.

I agree, and H5ed you for that.

[Odin's Hand]

Until this desperate attention-seeking post, I had never heard of this DUmmy. About as obscure, nameless, and faceless as an unterprimitiven could possibly be. I guess he's a part of the DUmp's teeming, squirming mob, but I've never before read his name.
 



Me neither.


I think this ought to be grounds for immediate dismissal from further possible consideration for DOTY honors.  After all, the award is recognition of which primitive has come up with the most asinine posts and positions through the course of the year; not about who can "serruptitiously"  (well, for a DUmmy, anyway) attention whore and suck up the most to the judges.

Seconded...commence the "Walk of Shame" for this DUmmy.

[GOBUCKS]

I think this ought to be grounds for immediate dismissal from further possible consideration for DOTY honors.  After all, the award is recognition of which primitive has come up with the most asinine posts and positions through the course of the year; not about who can "serruptitiously"  (well, for a DUmmy, anyway) attention whore and suck up the most to the judges.

Well, it worked for Pam Dawson, but, thankfully, it failed for the despicable TLB.

[DefiantSix]

Well, it worked for Pam Dawson, but, thankfully, it failed for the despicable TLB.

Pam may have lobbied for it, but her unbounded idiocy made such attention whoring completely superfluous.  I challenge anybody to show me how Pam won DOTY on anything other than merit.

[GOBUCKS]

Pam may have lobbied for it, but her unbounded idiocy made such attention whoring completely superfluous.  I challenge anybody to show me how Pam won DOTY on anything other than merit.

Oh, I didn't mean to imply in any way that Pam didn't deserve her Top DUmmy designation.

She's a lunatic worthy of following in the heroic footsteps of TomInTib.
 
I do think Pam's achievement came easier for her, due to an unfortunate discombobulation in her genetic material.

A few protein molecules seem to have ended up in the wrong neighborhood, facilitating her DUmmitude.

[ScubaGuy]

You may already know that DUmmy MrScorpio is the self-proclaimed Ghetto Star.
It's kind of surprising that he can spell "autonomic".
It's even more surprising that he can't spell "Glock".
I hope it isn't racist to point that out.

Please tell me that's a photoshop that you did for Mr. Scorpio.

Nothing screams pathetic loser more than some white guy, who can't really grow a mustache trying to look ghetto tough. 

[Boudicca]

The DU forum layout sucks, this one is far more modern in terms of layout like most other forums.

I doubt they'll last long after that. If not banned they'll sure be on DU's watch list.

Compaqxp, sweetie, you are sure to have your hair shaved off and yourself branded as a collaborator when the DUBORG assimilates us Cavers into their moist, voluminous cavitities.

HI5 from me for braving the liberal juggernaut bearing down upon us.  I'm sure everyone here is quaking in their shoes, as am I, for our Day of Reckoning from those  :loser:s. 

[Boudicca]

Yeah, I did.

I do this all the time.

It wounds the heart when the coarse primitives don't respect the rules of he who has so magnanimously given the primitives a place to be.  An insult to my fellow alum is an insult to franksolich.

Oh boy, your post just REEKS of sincerity.

[BattleHymn]

Compaqxp, sweetie, you are sure to have your hair shaved off and yourself branded as a collaborator when the DUBORG assimilates us Cavers into their moist, voluminous cavitities.

HI5 from me for braving the liberal juggernaut bearing down upon us.  I'm sure everyone here is quaking in their shoes, as am I, for our Day of Reckoning from those  :loser:s. 

Vichy Compaqxp