A shoutout from the Weightedlady (merged topics)

[franksolich]

Isn't Scorpio the one responsible for the cop jumping out of bushes story?

According to the DUmping Ground, the "reference section" here (the DUmpster itself being the "general circulation section"), it was some bozo unterprimitiven primitive, RandomKoolzip, who originated that phrase.

[Alpha Mare]

Fly by night

Some of us live lives with purpose -- others with not-so-quiet (and disquieting) desperation.

Definition of FLY-BY-NIGHT
1
: one that seeks to evade responsibilities and especially creditors by flight
2
: one without established reputation or standing;


How very fitting.  It's life's purpose is to desperately avoid responsibility. 

[Ballygrl]

Hi DUmmies!   Like my new Avatar? I did it just for you.

That's *MY* gun BTW.
I live for using nothing but the best to making new avatars for retards to lose sleep over.  

Awwwww, I love the Phil avatar.

[thundley4]

Definition of FLY-BY-NIGHT
1
: one that seeks to evade responsibilities and especially creditors by flight
2
: one without established reputation or standing;


How very fitting.  It's life's purpose is to desperately avoid responsibility. 

Fly by night is the primitive busted for drug dealing that lives on a million dollar homestead where he grew pot.  No word on whether or not he ever got his pardon from fellow drug user Obama.

[Ballygrl]

It wasn't stopped because of the Iowa license-plates; it was stopped because it was going 62 mph in a 60 mph speed zone, and was full of Italian-looking passengers.

Since the sparkling husband primitive is a caporegime in a, uh, rather large "organization" with long arms, and since the sparkling husband primitive appears to have a vendetta against franksolich, people up here are always on the lookout for Butcher Stefano, Break-Legs Angelo, and Smash-Mouth Francesco, from the d'Alessandro crime family in Maryland.

The car had Iowa license-plates because it was rented, no other reason.

There were no baseball bats in the trunk.

The passengers inside the automobile provided identification showing they were Italians from New Jersey, and not as feared, Italians from Maryland.

[GOBUCKS]

The h8lifter's thread has nearly a thousand views here, and who knows how many at the DUmp, before Skimmer shoved the nitwit Elad out of the way and hit the flush button. I'm sure that's many times more views than she has ever had for one of her addle-brained letters-to-the-editor in her boondocks weekly local paper.

I'm sure h8lifter has stars in her eyes, and visions of a Top DUmmy award dancing in her vacant head. She really isn't a contender, but let's hope the competitive threat will spur more activity from the DUmbasses who really could win.

[franksolich]

The h8lifter's thread has nearly a thousand views here, and who knows how many at the DUmp, before Skimmer shoved the nitwit Elad out of the way and hit the flush button. I'm sure that's many times more views than she has ever had for one of her addle-brained letters-to-the-editor in her boondocks weekly local paper.

I'm sure h8lifter has stars in her eyes, and visions of a Top DUmmy award dancing in her vacant head. She really isn't a contender, but let's hope the competitive threat will spur more activity from the DUmbasses who really could win.

Actually, she's always been--at least for many years if not all years--a dark horse for the top twenty, the darkest possible horse, a pony even, but if she can pull off three or four similar stunts the next seven months, she might break into the top half of the bottom ten of the top twenty.

[NHSparky]

Man, whoda thunk that progressives just shove shit down the memory hole like yesterday's leftovers?

BTW, I'm still waiting for one of you DUmmies to show up and post a recent paystub.

[compaqxp]

I have an add-on in Firefox that can save web pages to as images. I took this one of that topic.


Enjoy the massive image. Don't click if you have dialup.

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*Edit, that got cut off when I uploaded it, if anyone cares for me to try again I will.

[Traveshamockery]

Okay. I'll confess. Stinky is my mole.  I hope my mole doesn't get tombstoned. 

 

[franksolich]

Okay. I'll confess. Stinky is my mole.  I hope my mole doesn't get tombstoned. 

 

I don't believe it for a minute, madam.

Curse me in italiano, to prove it.

Trust me, the sparkling husband primitive has cursed me plenty of times, rather, uh, colorfully.

[Chris_]

w8liftinglady   (1000+ posts)             Sat May-14-11 09:08 AM
Original message
Hi, members of Conservative Cave...you sweet trolls! A few suggestions
   
1. Feel free to post.

Yeah.  About that...

[Randy]

Awwwww, I love the Phil avatar.

Oh trust me, Phil will be back. I saved him before I changed to the pistol. Once this thread has been seen by all the lurkers he'll be back. 

[Tucker]

I have an add-on in Firefox that can save web pages to as images. I took this one of that topic.


Enjoy the massive image. Don't click if you have dialup.

Image link


*Edit, that got cut off when I uploaded it, if anyone cares for me to try again I will.

Where can I get that icon?

[GOBUCKS]

Okay. I'll confess. Stinky is my mole.  I hope my mole doesn't get tombstoned. 

I think Stimpy (I feel like Pitt stealing that from someone, but it was good) is more likely to be Cigarette Girl. Something's going on there, and it's not just in Eye-tie.

[compaqxp]

Where can I get that icon?

What Icon?

If you want the image you should just be able to right click and get a save option.

[diesel driver]

I guarantee you will see more Che/Marx avatars at the DUmp than you will see of guns here.

Me?  I like diesels!   

[chitownchica]

I have an add-on in Firefox that can save web pages to as images. I took this one of that topic.


Enjoy the massive image. Don't click if you have dialup.

Image link


*Edit, that got cut off when I uploaded it, if anyone cares for me to try again I will.

Hey Compaq - what is the name of the add-on? I'd like to try it out.  Thanks

[GOBUCKS]

Actually, she's always been--at least for many years if not all years--a dark horse for the top twenty, the darkest possible horse, a pony even, but if she can pull off three or four similar stunts the next seven months, she might break into the top half of the bottom ten of the top twenty.

It was a nice stunt, a very nice stunt. But I'll bet the enigmatic Elad is pissed at her. After six long years on Skimmer's shit list for humiliating the DUmp with the Andyscam, he finally had a chance at vindication. All he had to do was spend one weekend sitting at the vast DUmp control panel, tweaking knobs and moving sliders just a fraction, watching all the blasphemy gauges and adjusting the lunacy pressure relief valves just so.

Meanwhile, Skimmer, his boss and role model, could have a relaxing weekend getaway with cbayer the thread slayer, a brief respite from the crushing responsibility of 24/7 DUmp supervision. Come Monday morning, the shame DUmmy Elad has lived with for six years would evaporate, as Skimmer returned, gave Elad a manhug and a high-five, and resumed his place in the plush, high-backed, leather-upholstered, smoothly swivelling, pneumatically-cushioned DUmp captain's chair, refreshed, tanned and ready to resume control. The enigmatic Elad could look forward to a small raise in pay, a tiny trace of respect from Skimmer, and maybe even a little relief from the Lord Marblehead's constant mocking derision.

Instead, the stupid h8lifter picked this weekend, of all weekends, to pull her stupid callout stunt. Elad, consumed by critical decisionmaking in his Farmville life, overlooked her thread, never noticing the blink, blink, blink, blink of the red "illegal thread" warning light. For hours, the thread raged out of control, breaking every DUmp rule and every Skimmer commandment, over and over.

At last, Skimmer himself, having been alerted by someone civilized and decent enough to care about DUmp propriety, came charging back into the DUmp control room. He violently shoved the enigmatic Elad aside, and slammed down on the "flush thread" lever. Elad may never recover.

At least I think that's what happened.

[Ballygrl]

I think Stimpy (I feel like Pitt stealing that from someone, but it was good) is more likely to be Cigarette Girl. Something's going on there, and it's not just in Eye-tie.

In nessun modo potrebbe puzzolente di gestire una donna italiana repubblicana, come me, senza dubbio avrebbe trovato me interessante, però, ma il mio maritino viene ad avere tutto di me.

[zeitgeist]

I have an add-on in Firefox that can save web pages to as images. I took this one of that topic.


Enjoy the massive image. Don't click if you have dialup.

Image link


*Edit, that got cut off when I uploaded it, if anyone cares for me to try again I will.

Ah Compaq, you magnificent bastard, Skin~flute lost again.   


^5

[Tucker]

Suffice it to say that w8liftinglady and my mole have a close, intimate relationship.

[chitownchica]

I only skimmed through it--I'm busy with something else in real life--as it's a very large campfire, but I'm encouraged, heartened, in that, other than an obscure reference to "coach" by the sparkling husband primitive, the primitive comments appear to be wholly franksolich-free.  Other prominent and highly-esteemed decent and civilized people are mentioned by name, but not myself.

Whew.

The deal is, I need to have the primitives forget franksolich exists, so that the primitives will go back to acting naturally.  Margaret Mead used to absent herself from one island or another, because the natives there were acting more for her, than naturally, and so she found it necessary.

Same here; franksolich is itching to get out the boat and row over to Skins's island.....but not until the primitives are once again ignorant of his existence.

Unfortunately your good name was cursed by the heathens.  That just means you are doing something right  .

[compaqxp]

Hey Compaq - what is the name of the add-on? I'd like to try it out.  Thanks

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[Tucker]

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Got it and thanks. Too many years of using a mac.