Funny how you with your masters in lesbian, multicultural history will be serving burgers to me with the associates in nursing. 
I was majoring in history until I realized that I wanted to be able to eat and keep a roof over my head.
One of my nephews graduated from a 4-year college with a degree in

History. His mom (my sister) got pissed off when I pointed out how impractical this degree would be in the real world.
He's now 2 years into the Navy as a lower enlisted sailor. Sorry, I never could figure out the Navy's rank structure-Air Force was hard enough for an old Army broad like me.
The bright side of the story is, unlike many DUmmies majoring in untenable fields, my nephew is serving his country honorably instead of serving customers french fries.
NOT, I should hasten to add, that there's a damn thing wrong with working fast food. My respect and admiration for those who chose to work, as opposed to being leeches on society's collective ass is neverending.
Personally, I think 3/4ths of college kids today will do as well, or poorly, as those who don't attend. My children versus their college educated cousins are cases in point.