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Madonna's husband Guy Ritchie went on the Cookie Diet ... and stopped wanting to have sex with her as a result, she told a Phoenix radio show recently."My husband went on that Cookie Diet, and it was such a turn-off because he didn't want to have sex," she told "The Johnjay and Rich Show."The 800-calorie-a-day diet — reportedly tried by Kelly Clarkson and Jennifer Hudson — did help Richie drop the pounds."He did lose weight, but he didn't really need to lose that much weight. I think he did it because all his friends were doing it and he wanted to see if he could do it."Sanford Siegal, the doctor who created the Cookie Diet way back in 1975, responded Monday to Madonna's comments, saying that he has "treated more than 500,000 patients" and he "can't recall any of them reporting a similar effect on their sexual appetite."He added, "In the case of my cookies, they taste good enough but I can't imagine anyone preferring them to sex."Madonna's new album "Hard Candy" debuts April 29.
Three things, it's safe to say, will always be with us: the poor, taxes and Madonna. And the weather. Like the weather, Madonna is everywhere, reigning over the just and the unjust, friend and foe alike; loving her or hating her is as futile as loving or hating the rain, wind or snow - it'll happen anyway. Turning 50 as she does in a few months, the question is perhaps worth asking: what did we do to deserve this? It's been a quarter of a century of cruel and unusual punishments - peaking in the sustained, sadistic, hate-filled frenzy that was Swept Away - so far. Surely we're going to get some time off for good behaviour soon?Or maybe not. If Madonna didn't devote her life to harassing us, what would she do with herself all day? Remember, this is a woman with so much time on her hands that she can spend four hours a day working out. I know I'm fat, but I have to say that if I spent four hours a day working out, I'd want to look a damn sight hotter than Madonna does; those vile veiny hands, that sad stringy neck - yuck! Liz MacDonald off Corrie looks 10 times better.I've said it before, but it bears repeating: despite the received wisdom of the poor little Star - a Very Private Person - desperately attempting to go through life minding their own business while being stalked mercilessly by press, paparazzi and sad fans who need to Get A Life, it very often seems to me that it is we, the public, who are actually stalked by the stars. And to the most extreme extent. I've never to my knowledge shown Madonna my vagina, for instance, but she's certainly shown me - and countless others - hers, in that vile book SEX.Visions of that greasy muff, which one could easily have fried an egg on without benefit of oil, haunt me till this very day. But if a 'civilian' goes around showing their genitals, they're arrested!Despite the neediness and attention-seeking that has so characterised Madonna's career, it's not hard to imagine her little shudder of disgust on seeing a photo of the latest knickerless party girl getting out of a limo in Heat. If, of course, Madonna read magazines, which she doesn't, being an intellectual and an artist and all that. Doesn't watch TV either, or let her children do so, despite having made her name on MTV. Hmm...maybe if she consumed a bit more pop culture, she might not make such rubbish pop records, not to mention write such appalling children's book or act in/direct such frankly risible films.But what the heck - reports of Madonna's demise, including this one, are inevitably premature. She has already earned millions from the new album Hard Candy even though it is not on sale yet, and has deals with Vodafone, Unilever and Fuji which will use the ever-burning white-hot flame of her untouchable talent to flog hairspray, mobile phones and the like.The Winehouse Effect has made Madonna look, musically, as sub-standard as she ever has in the whole quarter century of her career. Don't forget that Madonna initially trained as a dancer; it's very likely that she decided to switch to singing after she realised that she would never be a first-rate dancer, and whereas you can't fake it as a dancer, you certainly can as a singer. Until, of course, the Winehouse Effect showed up so many 'singers' as the aurally altered charlatans they are.With the advent of the astonishingly gifted Amy Winehouse we suddenly realised what had been missing in our singers, especially the female ones, for the wasteland of the Madonna decades - a voice. We wouldn't have applauded a dancer with two left feet or a comedian who made people cry - but in making Madge the best-selling female singer of the twentieth century, we did exactly this. The 'reinvention' thing should have been a clue - since when did a singer ever have to 'reinvent' themselves? Did Billie Holliday or Aretha Franklin - will Amy Winehouse? No....more...
Hmmm.....http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/09/10/madonna-sex-toy/Just sayin' Kinda sorta NSFW link
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 16, 2008, 05:32:55 PMHmmm.....http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/09/10/madonna-sex-toy/Just sayin' Kinda sorta NSFW linkcan't help but wonder if she's the pitcher or the catcher for her little gift.
Quote from: Wretched Excess on April 16, 2008, 05:38:58 PMQuote from: DixieBelle on April 16, 2008, 05:32:55 PMHmmm.....http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/09/10/madonna-sex-toy/Just sayin' Kinda sorta NSFW linkcan't help but wonder if she's the pitcher or the catcher for her little gift. Well the poor man is consoling himself with cookies and avoiding his martial duties. You do the math.
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 16, 2008, 06:02:46 PMQuote from: Wretched Excess on April 16, 2008, 05:38:58 PMQuote from: DixieBelle on April 16, 2008, 05:32:55 PMHmmm.....http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/09/10/madonna-sex-toy/Just sayin' Kinda sorta NSFW linkcan't help but wonder if she's the pitcher or the catcher for her little gift. Well the poor man is consoling himself with cookies and avoiding his martial duties. You do the math. heck, maybe he's the catcher. that would certainly make him rethink his position.
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 16, 2008, 05:32:55 PMHmmm.....http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/09/10/madonna-sex-toy/Just sayin' Kinda sorta NSFW linkEww, if she has a strap on then either they are getting another girl or Guy's taking it
Quote from: jtyangel on April 16, 2008, 07:10:56 PMQuote from: DixieBelle on April 16, 2008, 05:32:55 PMHmmm.....http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/09/10/madonna-sex-toy/Just sayin' Kinda sorta NSFW linkEww, if she has a strap on then either they are getting another girl or Guy's taking it He probably is the catcher. It's called pegging.*Red*
I can always count on you, RT.
She is kind of butch lately:He's probably scared she'll kick his ass.
Quote from: DixieBelle on April 16, 2008, 05:32:55 PMHmmm.....http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/09/10/madonna-sex-toy/Just sayin' Kinda sorta NSFW link‘Purple Penetrator’ ...Isn't that a bomb they drop on hardened bunkers?
Quote from: Miss Mia on April 16, 2008, 05:02:30 PMShe is kind of butch lately:He's probably scared she'll kick his ass. Man alive!Someone gave Madonna two tickets to the Gun Show!!
