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Find out Your Hebrew Name
« on: May 07, 2011, 08:48:49 AM »
LOL, this is too funny........  (Using my REAL name)




http://www.my-hebrew-name.com/
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Re: Find out Your Hebrew Name
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2011, 09:16:33 AM »
My Hebrew Name:

Julie" title="Julie" border="0

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Re: Find out Your Hebrew Name
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2011, 09:21:06 AM »
Mine is already a Hebrew Name.   :-)
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Re: Find out Your Hebrew Name
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2011, 09:26:42 AM »


Laugh and I kick you in the balls.
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Re: Find out Your Hebrew Name
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2011, 10:13:35 AM »


Laugh and I kick you in the balls.

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Re: Find out Your Hebrew Name
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2011, 10:27:38 AM »
“Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian.”  -Henry Ford

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Re: Find out Your Hebrew Name
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2011, 10:29:58 AM »
 They listed my name as a Hebrew name, so I chose the next one listed.


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Re: Find out Your Hebrew Name
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2011, 12:17:18 PM »
:bigbird: :bigbird:

No thanks, Jack off Yaakov!!   :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: Find out Your Hebrew Name
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2011, 12:27:06 PM »
Mine is already a Hebrew Name.   :-)

That's cause WE are special.  :-)
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Re: Find out Your Hebrew Name
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2011, 12:33:29 PM »
Mine is already a Hebrew Name.   :-)

As is mine.

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Re: Find out Your Hebrew Name
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2011, 12:46:58 PM »


Laugh and I kick you in the balls.

And in Russian I guess you would be

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eta I already have a Hebrew name.


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Re: Find out Your Hebrew Name
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2011, 02:48:26 PM »
Bwaahahahaha!


My Hebrew Name:

Emily" title="Emily" border="0

Courtesy of My Hebrew Name
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Re: Find out Your Hebrew Name
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2011, 03:25:55 PM »
LOL, this is too funny........  (Using my REAL name)




http://www.my-hebrew-name.com/

So the president's real name is: Hypersensitive-Fag Hussein Obama?

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Re: Find out Your Hebrew Name
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2011, 03:34:03 PM »
So the president's real name is: Hypersensitive-Fag Hussein Obama?

 :o


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Re: Find out Your Hebrew Name
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2011, 04:31:50 PM »
WTFO ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?   :bird: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

See...I was right.

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Re: Find out Your Hebrew Name
« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2011, 04:35:58 PM »
See...I was right.

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I guess that I'm going to have to support Ptarmy from now on in his war against the Lagomorphs.........
"The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation."- IBID

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Re: Find out Your Hebrew Name
« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2011, 06:16:35 PM »
I guess that I'm going to have to support Ptarmy from now on in his war against the Lagomorphs.........

You're going to support a lagopus .  Maybe Snugs is right. Just sayin'.

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Re: Find out Your Hebrew Name
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2011, 06:58:17 PM »
You're going to support a lagopus .  Maybe Snugs is right. Just sayin'.

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Re: Find out Your Hebrew Name
« Reply #18 on: May 07, 2011, 07:02:03 PM »
I KNEW that Youtube would have you two covered........


[youtube=425,350]my7sxZ0KfHU[/youtube]
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Re: Find out Your Hebrew Name
« Reply #19 on: May 07, 2011, 07:25:45 PM »
I KNEW that Youtube would have you two covered........


[youtube=425,350]my7sxZ0KfHU[/youtube]


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5JSUUTO_9I[/youtube]
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Re: Find out Your Hebrew Name
« Reply #20 on: May 07, 2011, 07:38:49 PM »
OK, Dolphinboy II......

Here ya go....

[youtube=425,350]3i6OrOZwtmA[/youtube]

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"The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation."- IBID

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Re: Find out Your Hebrew Name
« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2011, 07:43:50 PM »
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Re: Find out Your Hebrew Name
« Reply #22 on: May 07, 2011, 09:29:46 PM »

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Re: Find out Your Hebrew Name
« Reply #23 on: May 07, 2011, 09:39:15 PM »
I got all you dickheads beat:

<center>My Hebrew Name:
 Allen" title="Allen" border="0
 Courtesy of My Hebrew Name </center>

Tell me please -- who in holy hell can run around with a name like Schlomo and not laugh hysterically every time it's uttered?

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Re: Find out Your Hebrew Name
« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2011, 11:20:07 PM »
Shocking... :devious:

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