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One of the strangest 9/11 stories i've ever heard!
« on: May 05, 2011, 11:46:45 AM »
 :ohttp://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/244798/ :lmao: Why this strikes me as funny i don't know! Forgive me!
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Re: One of the strangest 9/11 stories i've ever heard!
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2011, 11:49:42 AM »
Wow, that combo is one that I don't think I could have handled.  Can you imagine the car ride? :argh:
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Re: One of the strangest 9/11 stories i've ever heard!
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2011, 11:49:59 AM »
 :rotf: Funny story.
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Re: One of the strangest 9/11 stories i've ever heard!
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2011, 12:59:55 PM »
How bizarre.
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Re: One of the strangest 9/11 stories i've ever heard!
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2011, 01:16:14 PM »
:rotf: Funny story.
This part just about killed me...
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Rotund Brando, the star of On The Waterfront and The Godfather, apparently annoyed the others by demanding stops at every KFC and Burger King en route.

Read more: http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/244798/How-Liz-Taylor-Michael-Jackson-and-Marlon-Brando-fled-9-11-to-Ohio-in-a-hire-car#ixzz1LVG9e0Ac
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Re: One of the strangest 9/11 stories i've ever heard!
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2011, 02:25:18 PM »
Rush was talking about this. One of the first thoughts I had after hearing it was "someone needs to make a movie". 
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Re: One of the strangest 9/11 stories i've ever heard!
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2011, 02:56:49 PM »
They left out the part about Dom Deluise and Burt Reynolds following in an electric golf cart. Seeing as how they ran out of juice in the Holland Tunnel I guess it doesn't much matter anyway.  :lmao:


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