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Obama Mom-In-Law Practicing Witchcraft?
« on: May 05, 2011, 09:26:40 AM »


Obama Mom-In-Law Practicing Witchcraft?

Barack Obama is reportedly steaming mad after learning that his mother-in-law is openly practicing Santeria in the White House.

72-year-old Marian Robinson, who lives in the White House and looks after Obama brats Sasha and Malia, began practicing the Afro-Hispanic witchcraft in the late 1980′s to help her ailing husband, who was crippled from multiple sclerosis. Robinson took him “to ceremonies where they did spells and trances, and sacrificed animals, chickens and goats,” which upset Michelle, a close friend reports. “But Marian was desperate and kept going anyway, even when her husband was to sick to go with her.” Michelle never brought up the incidents after her father passed away in 1993.

The friend says Robinson is now afraid for her health and recently invited an old friend with whom she practiced Santeria with to the White House. Michelle is said to have “flipped” when she saw the woman.

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Such a nice christian family we have in the White House now. Any chance the "old friend" Michelle's mom referred to might be Nancy Pelosi?

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Re: Obama Mom-In-Law Practicing Witchcraft?
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2011, 09:30:55 AM »
While I personally don't think Santaria (Or however it's spelled) makes any damn' sense at all, I'm not going to pick on an old woman's religion.  What is funny as all Hell is watching Barack and Mizilla's reaction to this!

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Re: Obama Mom-In-Law Practicing Witchcraft?
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2011, 09:32:03 AM »
Careful now, she'll put a hex on you.
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Re: Obama Mom-In-Law Practicing Witchcraft?
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2011, 11:38:39 AM »
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Careful now, she'll put a hex on you.

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****ing Voodoo in the White House.

Now this is getting interesting,  is there any law against it ???  Hell no.

New Orleans, Brownsville Texas, a fact that the practitioners consider themselves Catholic, those prayed to are taken from the Catholic Saints is rich in history.  Yoruba and the slaves brought to America combined the African practices with the Christian church.

Sneaky the slaves were not allowed to proform their religious traditions and forced to become Christian.  They simply took the names of their gods and renamed them the names of the Christian Saints.

So who can say one damn thing about a religious practice in today's world????

Only difference I see in Voodoo and Christianity is in Voodoo people pray before the meat is killed.  Christions Pray after the meat is dead and cooked.

This is so funny, I can see the grandchildren raised to visit Voodoo ceremony's and go into dance trances as the drums beat, not much different then Churches where people speak in tongues, flop on the floor and tare off their clothing---------They got the spirit in them.

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Re: Obama Mom-In-Law Practicing Witchcraft?
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2011, 11:44:45 AM »
While I personally don't think Santaria (Or however it's spelled) makes any damn' sense at all, I'm not going to pick on an old woman's religion.  What is funny as all Hell is watching Barack and Mizilla's reaction to this!

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Re: Obama Mom-In-Law Practicing Witchcraft?
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2011, 12:09:49 PM »
This only concerns me because now I think I know where Obama's economic policies are coming from.
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Re: Obama Mom-In-Law Practicing Witchcraft?
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2011, 12:20:41 PM »
This only concerns me because now I think I know where Obama's economic policies are coming from.

No worries there.