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TominTib Narrowly Escapes The Sting Of A Black Widow
« on: April 16, 2008, 01:43:58 PM »
Emboldened by the unrelated heart transplant story, TiT takes the opportunity to post this hogwash again:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=3152877

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Sun Apr-13-08 08:05 PM
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1. She reminds me of my most recent ex-girlfriend.
 One husband and two lovers died unexpectedly, of natural causes, within the space of eighteen months.

I suppose I was lucky to get out alive.

All it cost me was my house, my car, my life's savings, and my dog.

I still miss that dog.

True story.

Tom


This is the same ex-girlfriend of the alleged gun arsenal ownership and posting bad things in his screen name. Maybe the DUmmies don't question how all of this supposedly came about, but I surely do. I know I've heard him claim that everything was in her name, and if there's a glimmer of truth to that, it's either because it was hers, or because he was hiding his assets (IRS, debts) or identity (warrants) and he is in no position to retrieve it.

Funny how his friends at the Police Department couldn't help him out with his unfair eviction from his own home, either, rather than assisting the locally famous with powerful connections Tom in removing the murderous, gun-toting biotch.
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Re: TominTib Narrowly Escapes The Sting Of A Black Widow
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2008, 01:44:57 PM »
Yes, but if she had been 11 years old, he would have stayed...
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Re: TominTib Narrowly Escapes The Sting Of A Black Widow
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2008, 01:45:10 PM »
Geez, what an attention ho.  :thatsright:
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Re: TominTib Narrowly Escapes The Sting Of A Black Widow
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2008, 01:47:46 PM »
This time he ended with "True Story."

That's a whole different kettle of fish!  I mean if he says "True Story" it must be true, right?  Look at it, right there in black and white: "T r u e S t o r y."

Wow.  True Story.  Just wow.
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Re: TominTib Narrowly Escapes The Sting Of A Black Widow
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2008, 01:48:09 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on April 16, 2008, 01:44:57 PM
Yes, but if she had been 11 years old, he would have stayed...

Try 7.
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Re: TominTib Narrowly Escapes The Sting Of A Black Widow
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2008, 01:48:42 PM »
That is from some movie, comedian or song.............I've heard that last part many times about the dog.

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Re: TominTib Narrowly Escapes The Sting Of A Black Widow
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2008, 01:50:12 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on April 16, 2008, 01:48:42 PM
That is from some movie, comedian or song.............I've heard that last part many times about the dog.

 :bird:

It's a joke that is older than TiT.
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Re: TominTib Narrowly Escapes The Sting Of A Black Widow
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2008, 01:51:55 PM »
In my experience when someone says "True story" it is anything but.
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Re: TominTib Narrowly Escapes The Sting Of A Black Widow
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2008, 02:14:49 PM »
Quote from: jukin on April 16, 2008, 01:51:55 PM
In my experience when someone says "True story" it is anything but.

It's sort of like my fellow alum Skins when he tells the primitives he doesn't "pay attention" to detractors of Skins's island.

Yeah, right.
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Re: TominTib Narrowly Escapes The Sting Of A Black Widow
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2008, 02:16:18 PM »
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All it cost me was my house, my car, my life's savings, and my dog.

Car and house in his case--wouldn't those be one and the same?  Something on the order of a 1970 Vega?

And really, TiT, the pocket change behind my couch probably adds up to more than your "life savings" (not life's, life), and you actually have to, I don't know, CARE AND FEED for the dog and show it some love for it to be "yours".  Thus far, I've seen nothing which would indicate you're capable of anything more than thinking of yourself and screw the rest of the world.
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Re: TominTib Narrowly Escapes The Sting Of A Black Widow
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2008, 03:49:39 PM »
I can't embed this video, so I'll just leave the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GcVnhNjWV0

My husband, who's heard all about the legendary TiT, played it for me last night. Had me laughing my ass off, it fits so well.
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Re: TominTib Narrowly Escapes The Sting Of A Black Widow
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2008, 04:41:20 PM »
My boss was telling me about her cousin yesterday.  She's been married 3 times and all died.  The first one was her high school sweetheart, and he was fishing on a sandbar and the tide came in and swept their boat away and he & a friend drowned.  The 2nd had a heart attack and the 3rd had cancer. 

She's in love again, but has already said she won't get married again.  Maybe not getting married will break her curse.
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Re: TominTib Narrowly Escapes The Sting Of A Black Widow
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2008, 04:44:06 PM »
How pathetic do you have to be to invent a life? And not just a regular life but one with absurdly stunning brushes with greatness and heroic daring-do. A musician, an artist, a businessman, a soldier, a felon, a gun owner, dated the prettiest women on the planet, can speak on any topic. He's Everyman! Either TiT is the reincarnation of James Joyce or an asshole.

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Re: TominTib Narrowly Escapes The Sting Of A Black Widow
« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2008, 05:07:21 PM »
Quote from: stickyboot on April 16, 2008, 03:49:39 PM
I can't embed this video, so I'll just leave the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GcVnhNjWV0

My husband, who's heard all about the legendary TiT, played it for me last night. Had me laughing my ass off, it fits so well.

H5

That was dead on!
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Re: TominTib Narrowly Escapes The Sting Of A Black Widow
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2008, 05:11:51 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on April 16, 2008, 04:44:06 PM
How pathetic do you have to be to invent a life? And not just a regular life but one with absurdly stunning brushes with greatness and heroic daring-do. A musician, an artist, a businessman, a soldier, a felon, a gun owner, dated the prettiest women on the planet, can speak on any topic. He's Everyman! Either TiT is the reincarnation of James Joyce or an asshole.

Cindie

Agreed, he's a loser to the mega-degree. 
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Re: TominTib Narrowly Escapes The Sting Of A Black Widow
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2008, 05:52:28 PM »
Quote from: stickyboot on April 16, 2008, 03:49:39 PM
I can't embed this video, so I'll just leave the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GcVnhNjWV0

My husband, who's heard all about the legendary TiT, played it for me last night. Had me laughing my ass off, it fits so well.

Well I guess we can all assume TiT's best buddies with Brad Paisley tool

Cindie
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Re: TominTib Narrowly Escapes The Sting Of A Black Widow
« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2008, 06:28:37 PM »
Good Lawd. I can't remember who it was here, but whomever said, "TominTib, he's like DU's own Forrest Gump" was right on the money.  :lmao:
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Re: TominTib Narrowly Escapes The Sting Of A Black Widow
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2008, 06:31:44 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on April 16, 2008, 06:28:37 PM
Good Lawd. I can't remember who it was here, but whomever said, "TominTib, he's like DU's own Forrest Gump" was right on the money.  :lmao:

Thank you.
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Re: TominTib Narrowly Escapes The Sting Of A Black Widow
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2008, 06:36:29 PM »
Quote from: djones520 on April 16, 2008, 06:31:44 PM
Quote from: Rebel on April 16, 2008, 06:28:37 PM
Good Lawd. I can't remember who it was here, but whomever said, "TominTib, he's like DU's own Forrest Gump" was right on the money.  :lmao:

Thank you.

It was Chris.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=3077.msg39977#msg39977
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Re: TominTib Narrowly Escapes The Sting Of A Black Widow
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2008, 06:44:58 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on April 16, 2008, 06:36:29 PM
Quote from: djones520 on April 16, 2008, 06:31:44 PM
Quote from: Rebel on April 16, 2008, 06:28:37 PM
Good Lawd. I can't remember who it was here, but whomever said, "TominTib, he's like DU's own Forrest Gump" was right on the money.  :lmao:

Thank you.

It was Chris.

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=3077.msg39977#msg39977

Bah.  I said that back at CU ages ago.   :tongue:
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Re: TominTib Narrowly Escapes The Sting Of A Black Widow
« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2008, 07:17:36 PM »
He is and always will be a lying sack of dog shit.
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« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2008, 08:36:40 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on April 16, 2008, 05:52:28 PM
Quote from: stickyboot on April 16, 2008, 03:49:39 PM
I can't embed this video, so I'll just leave the link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GcVnhNjWV0

My husband, who's heard all about the legendary TiT, played it for me last night. Had me laughing my ass off, it fits so well.

Well I guess we can all assume TiT's best buddies with Brad Paisley tool

Cindie

Wrote his songs for him, produced his albums, toured with his band back in the day....he's probably the reason Brad was inspired to get into music. Paisely is but one of a stable of stars in the every day true-life story of SuperTit.
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« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2008, 11:29:24 PM »
Let's also not forget that he spawned Santana's drummer and a major league baseball pitcher if I recall. Going by all these stories you'd think we should be reading TiT facts instead of Chuck Norris Facts...
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Re: TominTib Narrowly Escapes The Sting Of A Black Widow
« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2008, 05:18:54 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on April 16, 2008, 06:28:37 PM
Good Lawd. I can't remember who it was here, but whomever said, "TominTib, he's like DU's own Forrest Gump" was right on the money.  :lmao:

That's an insult to the character of Forrest Gump.
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Re: TominTib Narrowly Escapes The Sting Of A Black Widow
« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2008, 05:47:37 AM »
Quote from: stickyboot on April 16, 2008, 01:43:58 PM
Emboldened by the unrelated heart transplant story, TiT takes the opportunity to post this hogwash again:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=3152877

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TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Sun Apr-13-08 08:05 PM
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1. She reminds me of my most recent ex-girlfriend.
 One husband and two lovers died unexpectedly, of natural causes, within the space of eighteen months.

I suppose I was lucky to get out alive.

All it cost me was my house, my car, my life's savings, and my dog.

I still miss that dog.

True story.

Tom


This is the same ex-girlfriend of the alleged gun arsenal ownership and posting bad things in his screen name. Maybe the DUmmies don't question how all of this supposedly came about, but I surely do. I know I've heard him claim that everything was in her name, and if there's a glimmer of truth to that, it's either because it was hers, or because he was hiding his assets (IRS, debts) or identity (warrants) and he is in no position to retrieve it.

Funny how his friends at the Police Department couldn't help him out with his unfair eviction from his own home, either, rather than assisting the locally famous with powerful connections Tom in removing the murderous, gun-toting biotch.

Assets? The ****** guy works at a Hallmark store! :-) Since when are Sno-babies and Precious Moments figurines considered assets? :-)
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