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Offline formerlurker

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Islamic scholars criticize bin Laden’s sea burial
« on: May 02, 2011, 03:58:16 PM »
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Islamic scholars criticize bin Laden’s sea burial

By Associated Press
Monday, May 2, 2011 - Added 3 hours ago

CAIRO — Muslim clerics said Monday that Osama bin Laden’s burial at sea was a violation of Islamic tradition that may further provoke militant calls for revenge attacks against American targets.


http://www.bostonherald.com/news/international/middle_east/view.bg?articleid=1334997

F^%& you.   
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Re: Islamic scholars criticize bin Laden’s sea burial
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2011, 04:05:05 PM »
Quote from: formerlurker on May 02, 2011, 03:58:16 PM

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/international/middle_east/view.bg?articleid=1334997

F^%& you.   


Allah can do whatever he wishes with Bin Laden's soul but his ass is ours....and we'll do what we wish with it.

Save the sharks.....feed 'em dead muslims.
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Re: Islamic scholars criticize bin Laden’s sea burial
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2011, 04:06:32 PM »
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CAIRO — Muslim clerics said Monday that Osama bin Laden’s burial at sea was a violation of Islamic tradition that may further provoke militant calls for revenge attacks against American targets.

Those jackasses don't need any reason to attack Americans or other westerners.
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Re: Islamic scholars criticize bin Laden’s sea burial
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2011, 04:14:50 PM »
I'd be glad to spring for some towchains, padlocks, and cinderblocks so they can go check it out in person.
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Re: Islamic scholars criticize bin Laden’s sea burial
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2011, 04:15:09 PM »
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"Woe to his enemies. By God, we will avenge the killing of the Sheik of Islam," he wrote. "Those who wish that jihad has ended or weakened, I tell them: Let us wait a little bit."
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That doesn't really sound intimidating enough. :lmao:
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Re: Islamic scholars criticize bin Laden’s sea burial
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2011, 04:15:44 PM »
They should have launched him into the water with the steam catapult.
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Re: Islamic scholars criticize bin Laden’s sea burial
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2011, 04:20:02 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on May 02, 2011, 04:15:44 PM
They should have launched him into the water with the steam catapult.

That would be super awesome, if they set up a car ramp on either side of the ram at the end so they could get some loft out of it. 
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Re: Islamic scholars criticize bin Laden’s sea burial
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2011, 04:22:52 PM »
I thought the policy of disposing of garbage at sea had been discontinued ?

Hopefully he went out with a bin load of bacon scraps and other food waste.
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Re: Islamic scholars criticize bin Laden’s sea burial
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2011, 04:24:54 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 02, 2011, 04:20:02 PM
That would be super awesome, if they set up a car ramp on either side of the ram at the end so they could get some loft out of it. 

And strapped him to a big tank of used fryer fat.
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Re: Islamic scholars criticize bin Laden’s sea burial
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2011, 04:31:13 PM »
They have a problem with this? **** 'em!

Bin Scumbag's carcass received the proper reverent and respectful handling due Muslim remains according to their beliefs, followed to the letter.

I'll wager they had no problem with what happened to much of the human remains of 9/11, reduced to particulate matter and unceremoniously dumped in New Jersey landfills. No, they had no problem with that. They danced in the streets.
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Re: Islamic scholars criticize bin Laden’s sea burial
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2011, 04:37:22 PM »
The muzzies can choke on a mixture of seawater, bacon bits, and poached hog jowls.

If they didn't like how this went down, they should've taken out UBL themselves. They had almost 10 years to do it and they sat around and whined about cartoonists lampooning the pedophile Muhammad (piss be upon him).

Then they could've buried him smack dab in the ****ing MIDDLE of Mecca, said 37 days' worth of ****ing prayers to Shitstain Allah, and THEN gone on their way.

But nooooooooooooo.

These guys want to whine and bitch.

**** 'em.
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Re: Islamic scholars criticize bin Laden’s sea burial
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2011, 04:39:50 PM »
All the throat slitting, wife-beating ass hats that are worried we did the wring thing are welcomed to go to the bottom of the ocean to make sure we did it right.
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Re: Islamic scholars criticize bin Laden’s sea burial
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2011, 06:12:22 AM »
Islamic scholars will bitch about their mothers' milk. They can all eat shit and die.  :fuelfire:
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Re: Islamic scholars criticize bin Laden’s sea burial
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2011, 08:53:34 AM »
Seriously, when you think of what we could have done, all the variations on pork products, for instance.  Maybe some cheap Popov vodka, too.  Don't waste the good stuff.

He's nothing but fish poop now. 
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Re: Islamic scholars criticize bin Laden’s sea burial
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2011, 09:58:25 AM »
I would have DUmped his butt in a hog lagoon.

For those of you that might not know what a "hog lagoon" is, it's a pond (reservoir) that they wash hog manure into out of the hog houses. Bin Laden would fit right in there.
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Re: Islamic scholars criticize bin Laden’s sea burial
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2011, 10:16:33 AM »
Yes, and we could have just said it was a "watery grave."   :whistling:
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Re: Islamic scholars criticize bin Laden’s sea burial
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2011, 12:18:45 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 03, 2011, 09:58:25 AM
I would have DUmped his butt in a hog lagoon.

For those of you that might not know what a "hog lagoon" is, it's a pond (reservoir) that they wash hog manure into out of the hog houses. Bin Laden would fit right in there.

Interesting you would mention the hog lagoon, years ago I had an acquaintance that told me that the hog lagoons were springs of fresh water and the manure was dumped in there.  People would come from miles around to fill up buckets and jugs to take home and jump start their pot plants.    I think it is the high nitrogen that has been watered down enough so as not to burn the roots or soil.

What ever at time it was the fertilizer of choice in North Carolina and was great for the corn crops.
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