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Offline JohnnyReb

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What's Bin Laden doing today?
« on: May 02, 2011, 08:07:19 AM »
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Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2011, 08:11:38 AM »
You read The New Yorker?


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Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2011, 08:32:59 AM »
Feeding the fish.
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Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2011, 08:38:28 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on May 02, 2011, 08:11:38 AM
You read The New Yorker?


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Nope....just the funny pages.
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Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2011, 09:53:03 AM »
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Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2011, 09:55:50 AM »
If bin Laden were alive today, what would he be doing?

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Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2011, 10:58:48 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 02, 2011, 08:38:28 AM
Nope....just the funny pages.

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Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2011, 11:04:21 AM »
Shouldn't we change his name from OBL to BOB now?
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Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2011, 12:23:25 PM »
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What's Bin Laden doing today?

Bin sinkin' . . . to the bottom of the Indian Ocean.
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Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2011, 12:43:05 PM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on May 02, 2011, 11:04:21 AM
Shouldn't we change his name from OBL to BOB now?

I'm thinking Chum is so much more appropriate!   :-)

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Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2011, 12:59:02 PM »
Bob or Chum work for me.   :lmao:

What's he doing today?  Being converted into shark poop. 
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Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2011, 02:45:13 PM »
OBL,It's whats for dinner. Well for sharks anyway.
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Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2011, 04:17:04 PM »
Just don't order any eel dishes at seaside restaurants on the Indian Ocean this year.  Trust me on this.

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Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2011, 04:28:17 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 02, 2011, 04:17:04 PM
Just don't order any eel dishes at seaside restaurants on the Indian Ocean this year.  Trust me on this.

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Might be a bit leery of shrimp and lobster dishes from the same area. Bottom feeding ocean cockroaches aren't too discriminatory in their diet.
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Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2011, 10:32:41 AM »
Eels and lobsters are not Halal so they probably would not be served anyway but shrimp is Halal so to be safe stick with meat and poultry.
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Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2011, 01:51:08 PM »
Having an orgy with 9/11 Terrorists, Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and Joseph Stalin.  :fuelfire: :lmao:
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Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2011, 02:02:25 PM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on May 03, 2011, 10:32:41 AM
Eels and lobsters are not Halal so they probably would not be served anyway but shrimp is Halal so to be safe stick with meat and poultry.


How is lobster not allowed, but shrimp is? I don't get it.
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Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2011, 02:38:16 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on May 03, 2011, 02:02:25 PM
How is lobster not allowed, but shrimp is? I don't get it.
It depends on how strict the interpretation is. Shrimp gets a pass because someone said it was a fish. 

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According to the Hanafi Math-hab only Samak (Fish species) is permissible to eat from the sea animals, therefore crabs and lobsters will not be permissible to eat. However, with regards to shrimps, if they are categorised as Samak then it will be permissible to eat otherwise not.
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Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2011, 03:04:54 PM »
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Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2011, 03:35:58 PM »
I think it's because lobster and crabs scuttle around on the ground, while shrimp do not. 
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Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2011, 04:59:00 PM »
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Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2011, 05:06:29 PM »
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Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2011, 10:13:49 PM »
He's proably sitting in HELL bent over while SATAN shoots cocnuts up his ass with a canon.
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Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2011, 10:14:44 PM »
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Re: What's Bin Laden doing today?
« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2011, 11:39:16 PM »
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