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Offline CG6468

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No Mo Kung Fu
« on: April 29, 2011, 09:13:10 AM »
Once Great Britain is rapidly circling the drain.

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Cops to quiz Kung Fu Fighting singer

By JAMIE PYATT and DAN SALES

Published: 27 Apr 2011
A PUB singer is set to be quizzed by cops tonight after he was accused of "racism" for belting out the chart hit Kung Fu Fighting as two Chinese people walked past.

Simon Ledger was arrested in a Chinese restaurant after a complaint was made to police.

The singer is set to be interviewed by cops at 8pm tonight after his bail comes to an end.

Simon, 34, often performs the song in Sandown, Isle of Wight. He said: "I hadn't even seen these two."

Now he fears he could get a criminal record.

Cops sprang into action and arrested Simon despite the fact that he regularly features the 1974 No1 in his act at a seaside pub.

Simon, who has performed on TV with Michael Barrymore, was doing a spot with a pal at the town's Driftwood Beach Bar on Sunday afternoon.

All went well until he began the Carl Douglas disco classic, with its famous Chinese-sounding riff. 

Just 1 tourist kid causes all this crapola
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Re: No Mo Kung Fu
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2011, 09:19:58 AM »
The ridiculous level of ubiquitous social control, CCTV surveillance, institutionalized intolerance for diversity of thought, and lack of individual freedom that England has moved to since WW2 is the dream end-state toward which the Democrats want to move America.  
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Re: No Mo Kung Fu
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2011, 09:24:43 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on April 29, 2011, 09:19:58 AM
The ridiculous level of ubiquitous social control, CCTV surveillance, institutionalized intolerance for diversity of thought, and lack of individual freedom that England has moved to since WW2 is the dream end-state toward which the Democrats want to move America.  

You're right. We're running about 20 years or a little more behind them. They pass a stupid law and about 20+ years later, we pass a similar law(thanks usually to democrats).

If they like the way Europe does things so much, why don't they move?
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“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: No Mo Kung Fu
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2011, 09:29:58 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 29, 2011, 09:24:43 AM
You're right. We're running about 20 years or a little more behind them. They pass a stupid law and about 20+ years later, we pass a similar law(thanks usually to democrats).

If they like the way Europe does things so much, why don't they move?

The sad thing is, everyone sees that Europe's liberal stupidity is a gigantic failure.
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Re: No Mo Kung Fu
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2011, 09:32:17 AM »
Quote from: CG6468 on April 29, 2011, 09:29:58 AM
The sad thing is, everyone sees that Europe's liberal stupidity is a gigantic failure.

Except Barry, that is. He's still trumpeting the political philosophy that the government knows best for everyone.  :whatever:
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Re: No Mo Kung Fu
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2011, 09:39:36 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on April 29, 2011, 09:32:17 AM
Except Barry, that is. He's still trumpeting the political philosophy that the government knows best for everyone.  :whatever:

It's not just Barry. It's the entire liberal mindset; they conveniently forget or ignore the world around them.
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Re: No Mo Kung Fu
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2011, 09:42:24 AM »
Quote from: CG6468 on April 29, 2011, 09:39:36 AM
It's not just Barry. It's the entire liberal mindset; they conveniently forget or ignore the world around them.

True dat. But Barry is Teh Wun. He is Teh Magic Negro. He is the Answer.

After all, Oprah says so.  :whatever:
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« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2011, 09:50:37 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on April 29, 2011, 09:42:24 AM
True dat. But Barry is Teh Wun. He is Teh Magic Negro. He is the Answer.

After all, Oprah says so.  :whatever:

If he be da answer, whut the hell's da question?
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Re: No Mo Kung Fu
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2011, 10:06:32 AM »
Quote from: CG6468 on April 29, 2011, 09:50:37 AM
If he be da answer, whut the hell's da question?

The question is, "How can all of you complete morons who voted for this empty suit stand to look at yourself in the mirror anymore?"

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Re: No Mo Kung Fu
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2011, 07:08:43 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on April 29, 2011, 10:06:32 AM
The question is, "How can all of you complete morons who voted for this empty suit stand to look at yourself in the mirror anymore?"


The lemmings love him still and will love him even more after his one term is over and he moves up to the big desk at the U.N., Grand Wizard Global Kommisar Of The World.
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Re: No Mo Kung Fu
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2011, 08:22:13 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on April 29, 2011, 09:39:36 AM
It's not just Barry. It's the entire liberal mindset; they conveniently forget or ignore the world around them.
That's why more and more I believe know liberalism is a mental disorder. :-)
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